by Tdarcos » Mon Jul 27, 2020 3:23 am
Back whe I wrote it in 1995, I made fun of daytime "shock TV" shows with a throwaway line in my book:
The Gatekeeper: The Gate Contracts wrote:Tuesday morning the telephone woke me up to tell me it was time to go to work. I did all the usual personal business, then got dressed. When I came out, Lynn was sitting on the couch, watching some TV show where a talk show hostess was listening to some women tell all the intimate details of their sex life with dogs. When one of them mentions how when guys do this, they have to be careful or risk catching “Bangs Disease,” I decided to stop listening before either I busted a gut laughing or got nauseated from them talking about what they were up to.
I had wanted the item to be totally ridiculous. I have a feeling I wasn't far enough out in left field.
Back whe I wrote it in 1995, I made fun of daytime "shock TV" shows with a throwaway line in my book:
[quote="The Gatekeeper: The Gate Contracts"]Tuesday morning the telephone woke me up to tell me it was time to go to work. I did all the usual personal business, then got dressed. When I came out, Lynn was sitting on the couch, watching some TV show where a talk show hostess was listening to some women tell all the intimate details of their sex life with dogs. When one of them mentions how when guys do this, they have to be careful or risk catching “Bangs Disease,” I decided to stop listening before either I busted a gut laughing or got nauseated from them talking about what they were up to. [/quote]
I had wanted the item to be totally ridiculous. I have a feeling I wasn't far enough out in left field.