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Re: OUT PATIENT

by Flack » Tue Sep 28, 2021 1:33 pm

All kidding aside, it has since come out that Norm died of cankle cancer.

Re: OUT PATIENT

by Ice Cream Jonsey » Tue Sep 28, 2021 12:14 pm

I am not sure where the assumption that it's cancer is coming from. If I do get cancer I am keeping it to myself so all of you will feel bad for not being nicer to me, like what Norm Macdonald did.

Re: OUT PATIENT

by Tdarcos » Tue Sep 28, 2021 7:20 am

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote: Tue Sep 28, 2021 12:20 am
ChainGangGuy wrote: Thu Sep 16, 2021 2:40 pm 06. Was meat gotten?
Yes! My mom and I got to eat the pieces they cut off afterwards. They were delicious.
Yeah, I know it's cheesy. But at least you can't say I put words in your mouth...

Re: OUT PATIENT

by Ice Cream Jonsey » Tue Sep 28, 2021 12:20 am

ChainGangGuy wrote: Thu Sep 16, 2021 2:40 pm 06. Were bagels gotten?
Yes! My mom and I got bagels afterwards. They were delicious.

Re: OUT PATIENT

by nessman » Mon Sep 27, 2021 9:23 pm

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote: Mon Sep 20, 2021 11:48 am I had a eccrine poroma which is a benign genetic misconfiguration. It's gone now and I guess the way they analyze it I can't get it back.
Foot cancer? That's a new one.

Re: OUT PATIENT

by Tdarcos » Mon Sep 20, 2021 4:56 pm

pinback wrote: Thu Sep 16, 2021 6:50 am Is this to resolve a chronic condition, or did you fuck your ankle up in a specific, recent incident.
Bzzzt! You failed to make your response in the form of a question, you lose 60 points.

Re: OUT PATIENT

by Ice Cream Jonsey » Mon Sep 20, 2021 1:29 pm

I expect to get picked up any minute now.

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Re: OUT PATIENT

by pinback » Mon Sep 20, 2021 12:33 pm

Nice DNA, freak.

Re: OUT PATIENT

by Ice Cream Jonsey » Mon Sep 20, 2021 11:48 am

I had a eccrine poroma which is a benign genetic misconfiguration. It's gone now and I guess the way they analyze it I can't get it back.

Re: OUT PATIENT

by Ice Cream Jonsey » Fri Sep 17, 2021 7:29 am

Flack wrote: Thu Sep 16, 2021 7:28 am 01. How long has this been planned?
Two months, but the grotesque morphing of my body has been there for over a decade.
02. Wouldn't it be cheaper to just buy high tops?
In fact no! I had a $10 co-pay and that's it! If I can get British Knights for $9.99 then yes.
03. Any chance of jumping right to amputation to show solidarity with Paul?
Well if they did not get the "root" of it then yes, in 10 years just lop the goddamn leg off.
04. Is this actually cankle surgery?
I have distinct "body zones" that I keep in a spreadsheet.
05. Will you be getting knocked out? Any fear of the doctor touching you inappropriately during the procedure? Any fear that he won't?
I thought they would numb the entire leg, but you gotta give it to modern medicine, they can numb just the centimeter of area where the problem was. I turned away, got the numbing injection, then smelled burning as he got rid of the growth and then that was it. I walked out like it wasn't no thang.

MODERN MEDICINE! And they got rid of rinderpest too? Amazing!

Re: OUT PATIENT

by AArdvark » Thu Sep 16, 2021 3:01 pm

yeah but we're all sleep deprived apparently.

What UrgentCare is Jonsey attending and will there be pictures of the mutant parts?

THE
TIME LIFE
AARDVARK

Re: OUT PATIENT

by Casual Observer » Thu Sep 16, 2021 2:50 pm

If so, were they Bruggers Bagles? Bruggers is the Krispy Kreme of Bagles, I fucking love the bagel machine, though a free bagel when they're making them like KK does would have been great. There's no such thing as a real bagel in NorCal and haven't yet found a decent one in Seattle area either. These people don't know that you boil the bagels before you bake them so they come out dry and full of holes. God do I miss Rochacha's food scene.

Re: OUT PATIENT

by ChainGangGuy » Thu Sep 16, 2021 2:40 pm

06. Were bagels gotten?

Re: OUT PATIENT

by Flack » Thu Sep 16, 2021 7:28 am

01. How long has this been planned?

02. Wouldn't it be cheaper to just buy high tops?

03. Any chance of jumping right to amputation to show solidarity with Paul?

04. Is this actually cankle surgery?

05. Will you be getting knocked out? Any fear of the doctor touching you inappropriately during the procedure? Any fear that he won't?

Re: OUT PATIENT

by Ice Cream Jonsey » Thu Sep 16, 2021 7:22 am

No tap dancing!!!

This is due to a mutant skin growth. I'm at the place now with my mom. Afterwards we are gonna get a bagel!

Re: OUT PATIENT

by Flack » Thu Sep 16, 2021 7:12 am

Wil you be able to tap dance after the surgery?

Re: OUT PATIENT

by pinback » Thu Sep 16, 2021 6:50 am

Is this to resolve a chronic condition, or did you fuck your ankle up in a specific, recent incident.

OUT PATIENT

by Ice Cream Jonsey » Thu Sep 16, 2021 5:34 am

Today I have get the fuck out patient surgery on my ankle. Let me answer your questions!

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