I can't believe Tdarcos outlived....

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Re: I can't believe Tdarcos outlived....

Post by Tdarcos » Mon Oct 28, 2019 3:39 am

There's one guy who was so ugly he should have died twice!
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Re: I can't believe Tdarcos outlived....

Post by AArdvark » Mon Oct 28, 2019 4:34 pm

At first I thought it was Dali, again.

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Re: I can't believe Tdarcos outlived....

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Re: I can't believe Tdarcos outlived....

Post by AArdvark » Sun Nov 24, 2019 2:22 pm

Not Herman! He didn't give Frank Cross the happy ending he asked for...


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Re: I can't believe Tdarcos outlived....

Post by Ice Cream Jonsey » Sun Nov 24, 2019 3:11 pm

Who are these guys?
the dark and gritty...Ice Cream Jonsey!

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Re: I can't believe Tdarcos outlived....

Post by Flack » Sun Nov 24, 2019 5:34 pm

That is Michael J. Pollard. See: Bonnie and Clyde, Tango & Cash, Scrooged, House of 1000 Corpses...

He was also Jahn ,the leader of the ruthless children in an episode of Star Trek.

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Any plans to celebrate our anniversary?

Post by Tdarcos » Sat Nov 30, 2019 7:02 am

Jonsey started this thread December 1, 2011.

As of tomorrow, this thread has been running for eight years!

We will be experiencing the 8th anniversary of Jonsey starting a deathclock on me. I suspect he had no idea this would go on for so long.

A week or two ago I went back and looked at the old entries, and it looks like neither did any of you, either. Half the entries had pictures that the links have gone dead - just like the people shown in them - and have no explanation of whom they were.

Even Jonsey finally got the point I've been making for years, when he said, "Who are these people?" Photos with no explanation might not tell us whom they are. And sometimes a photo search does not tell you either.

I can probably ask if any of you have memories of your favorite deaths. I have four.

My #4 is Toni Morrison, as I said,
Tdarcos wrote:
Tue Aug 06, 2019 2:16 pm
Jesus, even one of these achievements would probably be the crowning achievement of a lifetime, and she received all of them. This is like a "Triple Crown" winner: Nobel, Pulitzer, Medal of Freedom. And she did all this after she was 60 years old.
#3
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John William King, sentenced to die ... for ... dragging of James Byrd, Jr., in Jasper, Texas, on June 7, 1998... his body hit the edge of a culvert, severing his right arm and head. King was executed by lethal injection at the state penitentiary in Huntsville, Texas, on April 24, 2019.
#2 Unnamed motorist who had an automobile accident on Interstate 5 in Los Angeles. He struck the barrier from speed so fast, not only did the impact kill him, he was not wearing a seat belt, and his corpse was ejected out the windshield and propelled to the top of a freeway sign. Fire department spokesman said they'd never seen anything like it, they had to shut down I-5 for an hour to use a special ladder truck in order to retrieve his body from the top of a 30-foot sign!

And my #1 favorite death (not reported here, posted on my blog): Mr. Sanchez, who died from jumping off a freeway overpass in Los Angeles. This was Sanchez's ninth attempt to commit suicide, and he finally succeeded. Sanchez jumped to his death using artificial legs, which he ended up getting after a previous unsuccessful suicide attempt.

You may now understand why I named the post "If at first you don't succeed, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try again."
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Re: I can't believe Tdarcos outlived....

Post by AArdvark » Sat Nov 30, 2019 7:33 am

Makes you wonder why they didn't just give the schlub what he wanted and give the legs to a disabled veteran or something.

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Re: I can't believe Tdarcos outlived....

Post by ChainGangGuy » Sat Nov 30, 2019 11:48 am

Flack wrote:
Sun Nov 24, 2019 5:34 pm
House of 1000 Corpses.
1001.

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Re: I can't believe Tdarcos outlived....

Post by AArdvark » Sat Nov 30, 2019 2:23 pm

Bada-Bing!

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