Where teh hell is the drunk base?

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Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Post by RealNC » Sat Aug 18, 2018 10:30 am

Do club fights count? Those are hilarious.

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Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Post by AArdvark » Sat Aug 18, 2018 5:59 pm

Tonight! Sam Adams Oktoberfest! From freezer to firepit. I got em in a sixpack cooler, not unlike a lunchbox, for as to enjoy beside the crackling warmth of a backyard fire.

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Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Post by Jizaboz » Tue Aug 21, 2018 10:09 am

Case of mistaken identity here but who cares.

Well yeah of course I've bar fights in MOVIES lol
I've also been in a few fights but never in a bar.

Sam Adams Oktoberfest is pretty good. I'd say perhaps my 3rd favorite Oktoberfest.

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Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Post by Jizaboz » Tue Aug 21, 2018 10:10 am

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Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Post by Casual Observer » Tue Aug 21, 2018 10:52 am

This evening: Plum Margaritas. Juiced a bunch of plums, combined w/ fresh lime juice and a little premium margarita mix, ice, and Hornitos tequila then blend the fuck out of it in my Ninja blender. I was going to get Patron but couldn't bear the cost.

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Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Post by Flack » Tue Aug 21, 2018 2:08 pm

I skimmed that too quickly and thought you had blended Doritos into your drink and wasn't sure whether to gag or high-five you.
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Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Post by AArdvark » Wed Aug 22, 2018 3:19 pm

Did the margarita mix add anything? I assume plum and lime flavors would be a good balance by themselves.

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Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Post by Casual Observer » Wed Aug 22, 2018 11:53 pm

AArdvark wrote:
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Did the margarita mix add anything? I assume plum and lime flavors would be a good balance by themselves.

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Good questions. The wife wanted them blended and my 2 rules of thumb with frozen drinks are: lots of booze and lots of flavor, to counteract the ice. So the margarita mix served for some extra flavor. The plums weren't the sweetest so we needed a little extra sweet.

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Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Post by AArdvark » Sat Aug 25, 2018 12:48 pm

As a rule I dislike mixers, especially magurita mixers, they all have this artificial aftertaste. Just plain triple sec and lime juice for me.

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Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Post by AArdvark » Sat Aug 25, 2018 12:58 pm

Tonight! Dog boubon, second tasting. To bring all the new fish (hah!) up to date, I'm aging my own booze in a Saint Bernard keg. This is where I review my results. They said because of the small size of the keg the booze would age five or six times as fast as a regular 40 + gallon barrel. They were right.
Very dark in color, its almost as dark as Meyers rum. Mmmph, strong too. Very woody finish, its got bark, you might say. That's a dog joke, son, pay attention. Its getting smoother yet somehow stronger, that might just be my second glass, though. I'll give it 7 out of 10, gonna let it sit another 6 months and check back

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Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Post by Tdarcos » Sun Aug 26, 2018 10:22 am

"I'm going to let the booze age in the barrel another six months," he said, woodenly.
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Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Post by AArdvark » Sun Aug 26, 2018 10:58 am

Glad you're out of the hospital and not dead or anything!

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Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Post by AArdvark » Sat Sep 08, 2018 5:32 pm

Tonight! Sam Adams Oktoberfest VS Three Heads Rocktoberfest


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Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Post by AArdvark » Sat Sep 08, 2018 6:22 pm

Three Heads wins, mostly because it's brewed right on Atlantic Avenue in Rochester, NY. The Sam was winning until I switched from fireside bottle to inside pilsner glass. The malty num-numms went right up my nose after that. Whoever invented drinking straight from the bottle? Breast feeding excepted, of course. Must be in a glass for full enjoyment.

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Post by Tdarcos » Sat Sep 08, 2018 8:33 pm

AArdvark wrote:
Mon Aug 10, 2009 8:33 pm
Silly me. Don't know what to mix it with. Has a whiskey taste with a corn-on-the-cob finish and could probably remove old varnish from a boat.
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Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Post by Casual Observer » Sat Sep 08, 2018 9:10 pm

Back to Malacca gimlits tonight after about a month hiatus because i can't get past how i can only buy 750's of this stuff but a few bucks more gets me a 1.75 of Makers and Manhattans are every but as good, just different.

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Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Post by Jizaboz » Mon Sep 10, 2018 10:11 am

AArdvark wrote:
Sat Sep 08, 2018 5:32 pm
Tonight! Sam Adams Oktoberfest VS Three Heads Rocktoberfest


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I had a Sams Oktoberfest too Saturday night. 2$ draft special at Applebees!

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Post by pinback » Mon Sep 10, 2018 11:56 am

Tdarcos wrote:
Sat Sep 08, 2018 8:33 pm
AArdvark wrote:
Mon Aug 10, 2009 8:33 pm
Silly me. Don't know what to mix it with. Has a whiskey taste with a corn-on-the-cob finish and could probably remove old varnish from a boat.
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Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Post by AArdvark » Mon Sep 10, 2018 2:49 pm

I wasn't going to say anything. I looked it up and it was when I bought my very first bottle of Glen Thunder moonshine.

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Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Post by AArdvark » Sat Sep 15, 2018 10:09 am

Dog booze round three. You can't let the inside of the barrels dry out or they will come apart and leak. Nobody wants that, least of all me. OK according to the instruction booklet, the first batch should be a bourbon and the second batch should be a scotch and the third batch should be a whiskey. Since it's hard to tell the difference between a domestic whiskey and one aged in Scotland (and to be fair to Pinback, the problem resides with my palate, not the different processes) I'm going to call this batch a scotch. Scotch-dog, or maybe scottie-dog? The last batch tasted more like bourbon, I guess. Maybe the wood esters or wood sprites are different here, who knows. Plus there was a little air in the keg, I think that made a difference. I'm not a master distiller or whatever they call themselves.

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