Where teh hell is the drunk base?

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Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Post by AArdvark » Wed Oct 23, 2019 5:33 pm

Tonight! Got half a bottle of Texas Taco vodka ( or whatever) to finish up before we fly home tomorrow, can't take it on the plane. Plus we're in Vegas! baby.

Vodka and Las Vegas, what could possibly go wrong?

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Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Post by AArdvark » Sun Oct 27, 2019 2:44 pm

Watching Bob Ross reruns (with the sound off) is very stress relieving.

Funny how he got back on TV

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Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Post by pinback » Mon Oct 28, 2019 5:48 am

AArdvark wrote:
Wed Oct 23, 2019 5:33 pm
Texas Taco vodka ( or whatever)
Tito's?
Above all else... We shall go on... And continue!

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Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Post by AArdvark » Mon Oct 28, 2019 4:32 pm

Er..Round Rock? It was nine bucks a quart, definitely not Tito's.

Some off brand that I was mixing with soda.

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Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Post by AArdvark » Fri Nov 08, 2019 6:29 pm

There used to be a dos program called 'jive' that replaced ordinary sentences into the kind of speech they used on Airplane!

Anybody ever see this?

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Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Post by Flack » Fri Nov 08, 2019 7:53 pm

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Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Post by The Happiness Engine » Sat Nov 09, 2019 9:05 pm

Slap mah Fro

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Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Post by AArdvark » Sun Nov 10, 2019 5:38 am

I remember thinking that it was the coolest thing for a computer to be able to do. This had to be around 1987 or so. My Commodore was never so hip.

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Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Post by AArdvark » Tue Nov 12, 2019 4:02 am

I was jamming over at my friends house the other night and the movie Rocket Man came up. We wrote a parody song based on Elton being gay.

In the spirit of LGBTQ and woke and easily triggered snowflakes I will only leave you with the title.

It's called: 'Don't Let Your Son Go Down On Me'


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Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Post by Casual Observer » Tue Nov 12, 2019 5:31 pm

I actually always thought it was about something like that.

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Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Post by Tdarcos » Tue Nov 12, 2019 7:01 pm

AArdvark wrote:
Tue Nov 12, 2019 4:02 am
We wrote a parody song based on Elton being gay.
I think the best parody of all came from Sir Elton himself, when he said something like this to an interviewer: "I didn't get married [to a woman] because I was afraid to admit I was gay. That wasn't a problem, I knew I was gay from a young age and didn't have a problem admitting it. No, the reason I got married was because I was afraid to admit I was a heroin addict."
AArdvark wrote:
Tue Nov 12, 2019 4:02 am
In the spirit of LGBTQ and woke and easily triggered snowflakes I will only leave you with the title.

It's called: 'Don't Let Your Son Go Down On Me'
Oh I've done some really gross parodies of songs by The Beach Boys ("Help Me, Rhonda"), The Lettermen ("Hurt So Bad"), and The Seekers ("Georgy Girl") let me demonstrate a piece of the latter, called "Junkie Girl." The music is a happy, whistling tune, and the lyrics say something different:

Hey there, junkie girl
Tricking on the street so sickeningly
No john that you meet
Could ever see the needle marks there
Inside you...
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Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Post by AArdvark » Thu Nov 14, 2019 6:26 pm

I like Swedish Fish candy but they stick in my teeth. Do you think I should eat them rectally?

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Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Post by Tdarcos » Thu Nov 14, 2019 7:48 pm

AArdvark wrote:
Thu Nov 14, 2019 6:26 pm
I like Swedish Fish candy but they stick in my teeth. Do you think I should eat them rectally?
Why don't you take that question and shove it up your ass to see how that tastes instead? Seriously, that's the only reason to eat something with sugar, or made out of sugar (or gelatin and corn syrup, which all gummis like Swedish Fish are made of) is to taste it.
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Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Post by AArdvark » Fri Nov 15, 2019 6:31 pm

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Problem solved!

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Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Post by Tdarcos » Sat Nov 16, 2019 4:22 am

Since this is the drunk thread, and someone mentioned rectal consumption, I have decided to combine them.

Yes, it is possible to insert a tube up the rectum and into the intestine, and use it to supply something to be consumed by that person. If that something is alcoholic, it presents a danger to the person.

Your body has a safety mechanism to prevent you from drinking yourself to death. If your further consumption of alcohol would result in lethal alcohol poisoning, you'll pass out¹. No such protection exists for rectal ingestion of alcohol.

Thus you could shove enough booze up your ass that it kills you.

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¹ Normal people only. Alcoholics and others who have a high tolerance for alcohol can drink themselves to death.
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Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Post by AArdvark » Sat Nov 16, 2019 4:50 am

Would you do it? We know you do not like the taste of alcohol.

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