I think we should reach out to Billy.

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Re: I think we should reach out to Billy.

Post by AArdvark » Sat Jul 20, 2019 3:15 am

Actually it's not even close to Dorian Grey. In the O Henry story the artist can't get any more commissions to paint portraits so he's homeless. It seem that when he paints a picture of someone he brings out some indefinable disturbing feature.

Now that I think about it Billy asked me to draw that crazy doodle. Maybe I'll just stop taking requests and that will settle things.

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Re: I think we should reach out to Billy.

Post by ChainGangGuy » Sat Jul 20, 2019 7:31 am

Has anyone managed to be a successful Billy Reacher yet?

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Re: I think we should reach out to Billy.

Post by The Happiness Engine » Sun Jul 21, 2019 3:08 pm

I think Fuck Billy. Guy is An Shit.

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Re: I think we should reach out to Billy.

Post by pinback » Sun Jul 21, 2019 3:27 pm

The Happiness Engine wrote:
Sun Jul 21, 2019 3:08 pm
I think Fuck Billy. Guy is An Shit.
And with any luck, an hero.

That was bad, I shouldn't have said that. I apologize. Oh well, can't take it back now.
Above all else... We shall go on... And continue!

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Re: I think we should reach out to Billy.

Post by Jizaboz » Sun Jul 21, 2019 6:17 pm

You don’t seem very happy, Happiness Engine.

Also LOL at you goons that wouldn’t even talk to your mother if she voted for someone you hate. Learn some fucking humility.

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Re: I think we should reach out to Billy.

Post by Billy Mays » Wed Jan 15, 2020 7:05 pm

I would like to provide an update to those individuals concerned over my recent absence from the forum, as well as what I learned from it:


On June 30th of 2019 I was featured in a Crazy Doodle by one of the more prominent members here and in this cartoon I was placed in a situation whereby I had to decide on whether to watch a whiskey video or engage in gay sex. One or the other, there was no third option. Here is the cartoon in question to help others get people caught up on what is being discussed:

AArdvark wrote:
Sun Jun 30, 2019 9:49 am
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Now, just to add some context, I was an avid consumer of both whiskey videos and whiskey (initially Scotch and then an unexpected pivot towards bourbon) but had never engaged in or had the desire to engage in gay sex. So needless to say the cartoon really knocked the wind out of me and I decided to go on hiatus while I reflect on both the cartoon and my behavior here that lead up to it.

First, what I learned about the cartoon: Damn funny, the part about gay sex really catches you off guard and I wish I had shown greater appreciation for it when he posted it rather than the path I ended up taking.

In regards to everything else: I've learned nothing.

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Re: I think we should reach out to Billy.

Post by RealNC » Wed Jan 15, 2020 10:39 pm

Happy new decade!

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Re: I think we should reach out to Billy.

Post by Billy Mays » Wed Jan 15, 2020 11:27 pm

Thanks, you too!

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Re: I think we should reach out to Billy.

Post by ChainGangGuy » Thu Jan 16, 2020 4:26 pm

B. Mays! What's new?

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Re: I think we should reach out to Billy.

Post by Billy Mays » Thu Jan 16, 2020 10:46 pm

I tried my first cocktail not too long ago and am planning on doing a write up on it here shortly. What's new with you CGG?

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Re: I think we should reach out to Billy.

Post by Jizaboz » Fri Jan 17, 2020 12:01 am

Billy fucking Mays! How’s it going, dude? I’d apologize for my lack of matters in response to some of your posts, but I think you understand that I don’t give a shit being a fellow Man of Low Moral Fiber.

Good to see you back :)

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Re: I think we should reach out to Billy.

Post by Jizaboz » Fri Jan 17, 2020 12:02 am

Manners, not matters. This is in no way Life Matters. FFS

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Re: I think we should reach out to Billy.

Post by Billy Mays » Fri Jan 17, 2020 10:26 am

It's all good, Jiz. I've got some killer ideas for some threads but I need to pace myself so that ICJ doesn't develop BM Fatigue. How are things with you?

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Re: I think we should reach out to Billy.

Post by Jizaboz » Fri Jan 17, 2020 11:13 am

Billy Mays wrote:
Fri Jan 17, 2020 10:26 am
It's all good, Jiz. I've got some killer ideas for some threads but I need to pace myself so that ICJ doesn't develop BM Fatigue. How are things with you?
Pretty good! Busy, but good.

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