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Vacuum robot

Post by AArdvark » Fri Jan 04, 2019 2:33 pm

The kids gave us a DeeBot for Christmas. It's very nice but it has some bad behaviors. It started moving the dog's food and water bowls around to the middle of the floor. The other day it crawled under my bed and unplugged my clock radio. Just today I was tossing treats for the housepets and the thing sucked up some of them before the cat could get to 'em.

So we named it DickBot.

I put some big googly eyes on it. Eventually there will be a yard gnome riding around on top of it. Possibly the gnome with a fishing pole and a shit eating grin.

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Re: Vacuum robot

Post by AArdvark » Fri Jan 04, 2019 2:37 pm

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Re: Vacuum robot

Post by Billy Mays » Fri Jan 04, 2019 3:02 pm

Why not instead attach a mini whiskey barrel so that you only need to carry cat treats with you around the house?

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