Where teh hell is the drunk base?

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Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Post by AArdvark » Sat Jan 24, 2009 9:11 pm

My best friend is getting married next Saturday. THIRD TIME IS THE CHARM. Tonight was drunk night at Distillery. Labatt blue draft, pints.


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Post by Ice Cream Jonsey » Sat Jan 24, 2009 9:15 pm

You're soaking in it!
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Post by bruce » Sat Jan 24, 2009 9:26 pm

Ehhhhh, SUCK MY BALLS.

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Post by Ice Cream Jonsey » Sat Jan 24, 2009 10:11 pm

I PRAY FOR THE SOULSH OF ADAM WALSH!!!
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Post by AArdvark » Sun Jan 25, 2009 7:45 am

Sunday morning has come with a vengeance. Bright blue sky, sparkling snow, chirping birds, headache and nausea pounding at my bedroom door.


That was seriously noisy last night. I don't really go out much anymore. Plus there are sixteen million television sets all around the place. I detest television on general principles. Did manage to catch some of the NHL all stars skills stuff. Then the beers rolled in like breakers on a pounding surf in Northern Maine and swept me out to floundering sea to fend off the Greece skanks that inhabit such places on a Saturday night. Harridans with eye makeup and large Italian noses drinking fruity blue concoctions through acres of white teeth and hair.


Advil and tea call me now. I go hither to the toaster.


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Post by Ice Cream Jonsey » Mon Jul 06, 2009 11:59 pm

You're soaking in it!
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Post by AArdvark » Tue Jul 07, 2009 3:00 pm

God, I do go on, don't I.

Haven't had a drink since Memorial day. Don't really miss it.

Maybe this weekend I will consent to a vodka something.



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U R A ALCOHOLIC

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Post by AArdvark » Wed Jul 08, 2009 3:14 am

So, what's your point?

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AArdvark wrote:So, what's your point?
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Post by AArdvark » Wed Jul 08, 2009 3:51 pm

Am not! Alcoholics go to meetings.

I just like to drink and post about it here cus it's fun.



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Post by AArdvark » Sat Jul 25, 2009 8:30 pm

OK . I have to go to Bangor, Maine for a wedding.

this will be one of those finger food, no chairs , no alcohol weddings.

Now, as much as I like my H202 (which, as I am told, is acutally hair peroxide) I can fully understand why the Bride and Groom did not want any alcohol at the reception.

They are cheaper than Jack Benny

NO, No , no they are frugal and disdain from anything that would cost extra, they are both in college, plus they are weird bible thumping Lutherans. Not that that's a bad thing.

Anyway, besides the massive amounts of flasks and unobtrusive bottles of vodka to go with the juice bar. I wanted to go get my picture taken out front of Stephen King's front gates. Either before the wedding or after.

Is there anything else to do in that city? Worthwhile?

Pretend that I hate all forms of seafood and would gladly chuck lobsters back into the sea rather than see them eaten for three dollars a pound.

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Post by Jack Straw » Sun Jul 26, 2009 4:34 am

AArdvark wrote: NO, No , no they are frugal and disdain from anything that would cost extra, they are both in college, plus they are weird bible thumping Lutherans. Not that that's a bad thing.
You should hollow out a Luther bible and fill it with airplane bottles for mixers. They'll think you're strange for ordering so many cranberry juices, tonic waters, and Cokes but will be happy that you are always clutching your Bible.

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Post by AArdvark » Sun Jul 26, 2009 6:41 am

well, it's not THAT bad. but practically everything they revolves around a belief system. For example, the groom is in a band which I thought was cool until I actually listened to them.

Anyway, it's less about the wedding (we'll probably duck out early and find a nightspot) and more about the city at large.
It's a 12-14 hour ride and I want to make it count for the three days we'll be there.



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Post by AArdvark » Mon Aug 10, 2009 7:59 pm

Where the hell is the drunk base? i have things that need to be said.

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Post by AArdvark » Mon Aug 10, 2009 8:33 pm

Anyway, I bought some corn liquor, which used to be known as moonshine. It's only 100 proof instead of 180 or some such crazy number.

It really makes single malt whisky taste like kool-aid. The stuff is HORRIBLE! How the fuck Uncle Jesse could tipple that shit is beyond me. I got a pint from the finger lakes distillery and it looked like fun.

Silly me. Don't know what to mix it with. Has a whiskey taste with a corn-on-the-cob finish and could probably remove old varnish from a boat. Everclear is much smoother than this stuff. what should I do?

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Post by Jack Straw » Mon Aug 10, 2009 8:41 pm

Do you know anyplace to purchase Everclear? I haven't been able to find it in years.

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Post by AArdvark » Mon Aug 10, 2009 8:43 pm

Not in NY. Maybe Jersey, they'll sell anything there

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Post by Flack » Tue Aug 11, 2009 7:20 am

Wow. My answer in Oklahoma would be, "on any corner."
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Post by AArdvark » Thu Aug 13, 2009 5:57 pm

Posting from Bangor, Maine now. Looked Up Stephen King's home address and will go there tomorrow. Wedding is at 4:30Pm.what should we do until then?


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