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heard this joke the other day..... "How dow you turn a fruit into a vegatable?


Have it play with a white tiger"


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pinback wrote: Sat May 09, 2020 4:26 am(also the tiger)
Pinback, be nice. "Don't be a TDarcos."

Christians use the motto "WWJD": What would Jesus do? Then they try to predict the motivations of a fictional character.

We here at Jolt Country should strive to do better, by saying "WWTD" - What would TDarcos dso? Then do the oppowsite, and you'll probably do ok.

I thought it was an hilarious, perfect response, But then, again, I'm a TDarcos, I'm probably biased.
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SORRY! I MEANT...


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I don't have to say anything. I'm a doctor, too.

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You know, I think we can believe Jerry. Boss was 92.

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The Don Rogers show died Sunday, May 10 when it exploded on impact after crashing into the grass area preceding the runway of Nonexistent International Airport near Nowhere, Nebraska. There were no survivors.

The Don Rodgers show is survived by approximately 10 MP3s of his performances, and several people inflicted with post-traumatic stress disorder from trying to use Skype. A Mr. Pinback, who witnessed the crash, said, "That is the best thing I have ever seen." Another witness, a Mr. I.C. Jonsey, said, "Hey everybody! Get a load of this flaming wreckage!" Both were taken to local hospitals on suspicion of concussion and brain damage from shrapnel of the wreck, which is estimated to be in excess of 30,000 pieces.

A Mr. Tansin A. Darcos, contacted this reporter to state he had seen the crash on his computer and me interviewing witnesses. He said, "It was such a shame, he was so young, and had his whole life ahead of him" He stated he had to go, he was having tremrs and hoped some pork patties would help.
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And the whole problem is you can't understand that going off and spending THIS MUCH TIME AND EFFORT on a... well, THAT, actively makes an unfunny joke just Sad.

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Pier 1 Imports outlived the 90s'?
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After he did Leave It to Beaver, Ken Osmond became a member of the Los Angeles Police Department. In an interview by one of those "where are they now" -style documentaries, he noted that occasionally someone he'd stop for a traffic infraction would recognize him.
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RetroRomper wrote: Wed May 20, 2020 6:42 am Pier 1 Imports outlived the 90s'?
This shit is a bit weird. Just the other night I went to bed and couldn't sleep. One random thought I had: "Wtf was the name of that one store at the mall.. Pier 11? Pier 7? Hm I think it was Pier 1 but that is fucking stupid." Next day while I'm reading the news on the commode.. well, yes. Here we are.
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If Jiz had a random thought about Jerry Sloan before going to bed last night then that shit needs to stop Right Now before it gets out of hand!

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Billy Mays wrote: Fri May 22, 2020 10:09 am Jiz... needs to stop Right Now before it gets out of hand!
I agree, the last thing anyone wants is Jiz to be out of hand.
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