Finsternis
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Finsternis
After a bit of a falling out, and the passage of a few years, Finsternis contacted me again. Upon hearing I'd lost 120 pounds and was under 200 for the first time since I was in my twenties, he immediately began to explain how I was doing it all wrong, and he knew all the secrets that the LAMESTREAM MEDIA wouldn't tell you.
He bought me this book off of Amazon and had it sent to me immediately:
By the way, Finsternis weighs 400 pounds ("down from 430!")
He bought me this book off of Amazon and had it sent to me immediately:
By the way, Finsternis weighs 400 pounds ("down from 430!")
I don't have to say anything. I'm a doctor, too.
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Re: Finsternis
Now there's a name I haven't heard in a long time
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Re: Finsternis
In some ways I've calmed down since the groucho years so I'm sure I could be nice to him if he were to join us here. It's not his fault he's a racist.
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Actually, that's true. I was remeberinmg I had heard
the phrase in a movie, and searching that phrase turned up the 1958 movie South Pacific:
You’ve got to be carefully taught.
You’ve got to be taught before it’s too late,
Before you are six or seven or eight,
To hate all the people your relatives hate,
You’ve got to be carefully taught
A little kid will make friends with anyone, and they don't know anything or care about other kids color, or religion, or where they live, or wealth status, or any other irrelevant characteristic.
It takes a parent, or other relative, to fuck them up with horrible lies, like how whites are superior to blacks, now Mexicans steal, how Chinamen can't be trusted because they have slanty eyes, or that some imaginary man in the sky, that we can't see. or hear, and have no evidence of his existience, is the one that climbs down chimneys and leaes presents on Dec. 24, or that he watches everything you do, and if you don't do what he wants, he will burn you in a fire, roasting you for all eternity, making you suffer intolerable agony... because he loves you!
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Re: Finsternis
Hey, HillBilly Mays, I bet you have something to comment about this.
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Re: Finsternis
So.....Finsternis is Santa Claus/God?
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Pace yourself. You belligerent drunk.Casual Observer wrote: ↑Sat May 09, 2020 7:38 amHey, HillBilly Mays, I bet you have something to comment about this.
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I got another book in the mail today. "The Omnivore's Dilemma". I will also not read this.
I don't have to say anything. I'm a doctor, too.
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Re: Finsternis
What is his motivation for mailing you diet books, as you are the single least person on the planet to need or want them
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Any personal relationship he has is simply seen as an opportunity to prove his own wisdom/"right-ness". This all came up within 15 minutes of reconnecting. It's the deep, unfathomable sickness of an ego run amok.
I don't have to say anything. I'm a doctor, too.
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Think of all the MONEY you can make re-selling these!
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I would pay him to post on caltrops. Look, there is no denying that he is a decent man and a Hall of Fame-level bulletin board poster.
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Can you cite the bulletin board where he got inducted by his peers into a Hall of Fame?Ice Cream Jonsey wrote: ↑Mon May 11, 2020 5:06 pm Look, there is no denying that he is...a Hall of Fame-level bulletin board poster.
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It's sort of a Pete Rose situation.Billy Mays wrote: ↑Mon May 11, 2020 9:35 pmCan you cite the bulletin board where he got inducted by his peers into a Hall of Fame?Ice Cream Jonsey wrote: ↑Mon May 11, 2020 5:06 pm Look, there is no denying that he is...a Hall of Fame-level bulletin board poster.
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Finsternis was betting on baseball?Ice Cream Jonsey wrote: ↑Tue May 12, 2020 6:39 amIt's sort of a Pete Rose situation.Billy Mays wrote: ↑Mon May 11, 2020 9:35 pmCan you cite the bulletin board where he got inducted by his peers into a Hall of Fame?Ice Cream Jonsey wrote: ↑Mon May 11, 2020 5:06 pm Look, there is no denying that he is...a Hall of Fame-level bulletin board poster.
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I think that was Nessman, sir.Casual Observer wrote: ↑Tue May 12, 2020 9:06 amNo, he bet that he wouldn't lose his job for posting racist shit on the web. He was an absolute genius, ahead of his time by at least 10 years before cancel culture even really got going.
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oh shit, you're right. Was Finsternis the libertarian?Ice Cream Jonsey wrote: ↑Tue May 12, 2020 10:12 amI think that was Nessman, sir.Casual Observer wrote: ↑Tue May 12, 2020 9:06 amNo, he bet that he wouldn't lose his job for posting racist shit on the web. He was an absolute genius, ahead of his time by at least 10 years before cancel culture even really got going.