Where teh hell is the drunk base?

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Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

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Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

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Tonight! Social distance fire! Dark and stormies tasty rum drinks. First real drink in a month. Kicking my ass, what fun!

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Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

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Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Post by AArdvark » Sat Apr 25, 2020 5:28 pm

There's cheese!

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Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Post by Billy Mays » Sun Apr 26, 2020 7:57 pm

Are you holding the booze in front of you in that one picture?

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Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Post by AArdvark » Mon Apr 27, 2020 2:55 am

Er....the yellow one? no that's a road sign. The top one is a friend of ours using a telescoping hot dog skewer and removing roasted pepperoni into a paper bowl.

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Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Post by The Happiness Engine » Mon Apr 27, 2020 3:39 pm

pepperoni is infinitely better roasted. Our family discovered that quite by accident. Melt some cheese onto it like a savory S'more!

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Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Post by AArdvark » Mon Apr 27, 2020 5:56 pm

There was talk of pizza s'mores with the pepperoni and the cheese on those mini bagels. There was also a discussion of a lemon meringue s'more. Obviously our friends are campers because I had never seen or heard of telescoping skewers, I always used a stick.

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Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Post by Jizaboz » Mon Apr 27, 2020 11:14 pm

Fire just makes you feel great. Well, me anyway. Main thing I have loved about camping since I was a kid! Wish I had a fire pit like that. My neighbor had one he had burning at a Halloween party and it was chill as fuck.

Also: roasted pepperonis? What kind of Canadian trailer park wizardry is this?! Now I must try it along with putting chicken livers on a stick and grilling instead of frying.

My friends all wanted to go for a weekend trip to Pilot Mountain about this time before the virus crap happened. Regardless, I plan on “camping” in my trailer out at Salty Shore this weekend and hope to catch some fish and shrimp to throw on a ghetto “disposable grill” by the porch.

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Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Post by The Happiness Engine » Tue Apr 28, 2020 5:03 pm

Telescoping skewers: Well, if you want to SPEND MONEY on a fucking STICK that you have to WASH and STORE then they make perfect sense! Those of us camping on $5 and hate figured out how to locate a stick.

Roasted pepperoni: get you a good stick of margherita (you know it's good because of the H), slice it thick (about 1/4" - 3/8" slices, over an actual fire (on an actual stick) go with the FULL INCH), top each with a cute little piece of cheddar and microwave on a plate sandwiched between paper towels for about 30 seconds. It WILL spatter fucking everywhere otherwise. %90 of the flavor, %10 of the fuss, %50 of the joy. Maybe slap those fuckers on a cracker.

Pre-sliced pepperoni is WAY TOO THIN for this.

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Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Post by Flack » Tue Apr 28, 2020 5:14 pm

Jizaboz wrote:
Mon Apr 27, 2020 11:14 pm
Fire just makes you feel great.
Thích Quang Duc agrees.
"Jack Flack always escapes." -Davey Osborne

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Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Post by AArdvark » Tue Apr 28, 2020 5:31 pm

I had to look that up. He could have made himself a human s'more.

Just cracker, monk and chocolate.

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Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Post by Billy Mays » Tue Apr 28, 2020 9:37 pm

Mountain Pie Maker FTW

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Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Post by Jizaboz » Tue Apr 28, 2020 11:52 pm

Flack wrote:
Tue Apr 28, 2020 5:14 pm
Jizaboz wrote:
Mon Apr 27, 2020 11:14 pm
Fire just makes you feel great.
Thích Quang Duc agrees.
Hahaha I get it! The immaculate Human Torch. The monk.. not the android or Johnny.

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Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Post by AArdvark » Sun May 03, 2020 11:17 am

This afternoon! Cosmopolitans on the deck!

First drink in a month, more or less. I had a beer with the chicken wings Friday night but that's essential food pairings. Dint catch a buzz and it made all my joints ache the next morning.
This is low seventies on the deck with lots of spring sunshine, Crazy Doodles, and Glenn Miller on the radio

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Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Post by AArdvark » Sun May 03, 2020 11:54 am

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Cats love vodka!

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Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Post by Jizaboz » Sun May 03, 2020 11:38 pm

Glad to hear you got some nice porch action in! It was nice just being outside and watching the boats and shit yesterday.

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Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Post by AArdvark » Sat May 16, 2020 2:05 pm

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Tonight! Martinis on the deck with our new stimulus table. Thank you everyone. Got all the Saturday spring chores done and now it's time to relax. True happiness may come from within but it helps to give it a push now and then.

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