Where teh hell is the drunk base?

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Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Post by pinback » Sat Jan 18, 2020 6:22 am

Obviously, and as is tradition, I don't believe a single thing about Billy's fabricated, ridiculous story, but how about:

https://www.today.com/recipes/bourbon-s ... ade-t91216
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Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Post by Billy Mays » Sat Jan 18, 2020 10:19 am

AArdvark wrote:
Sat Jan 18, 2020 5:27 am
Did you think it was a little weird that she brought you something besides what you ordered?
No, I was mainly thinking about how much I wanted to bang the waitress at the time and/or get some sort of booze in my system.

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Glad you liked it though, have you ever tried to recreate it?
No, but I have been watching a lot of this guy and I have considered getting one of those sets of bartender tool kits that he uses and who sponsor his channel:

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCioZY1 ... -yodw8_cBQ
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Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Post by Billy Mays » Sat Jan 18, 2020 10:29 am

pinback wrote:
Sat Jan 18, 2020 6:22 am
but how about:

[strawberry lemonade and bourbon]
No, I don't believe so but that does look really good and if a waitress brought that out to me instead of a manhattan I'd be happy with it too.
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Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Post by The Happiness Engine » Sat Jan 18, 2020 10:54 am

Did you really come back just to reanimate your tired lies about drinking? PLEASE fuck right back off to wherever you went the first time.

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Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Post by AArdvark » Sat Jan 18, 2020 11:01 am

I dont believe I would ever watch a YouTube channel called How to Drink, based on its superfluousicity.

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Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Post by Billy Mays » Sat Jan 18, 2020 12:05 pm

Well, I've learned that some of the best things in life are superfluousicity.

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Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Post by AArdvark » Sat Jan 18, 2020 1:26 pm

I mean, we all know how it works right? There's no real protocol to drinking, aside from NOT throwing whiskey on the floor when tasting it. I remember a commercial for...some kind of glassware, I think. It was a fancy dress party, filmed from about shoulder height, you couldn't see anyone's faces. People were mingling about, holding drinks in fancy glasses and there was one person with a Daffy Duck water glass. It was supposed to shame you ( as the hostess) into buying expensive crystal glassware. I would be proud to be offered a drink in a Daffy Duck glass, no matter how much Chinese lead came with it. That's why I wouldn't watch the Youtube videos on how to drink.

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Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Post by AArdvark » Sat Jan 18, 2020 3:15 pm

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Tonight! Martinis by the fire watching the night come on during one fuck of a snowstorm. I mean New York snow, bad enough but not that Colorado shit that buries your car till May

Anyway its nice and cozy, like a Christmas song sung by the Disney choir

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Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Post by Billy Mays » Sat Jan 18, 2020 8:03 pm

I was reading somewhere that the thing about Bond always taking his Martinis "shaken, not stirred" was because shaken is the savage way of preparing a martini since it strips out much of the nuance? Then in one of the more recent movies, Bond's favorite drink is a 50 year old Macallan that he drinks as a shot...
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Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Post by Jizaboz » Sat Jan 18, 2020 11:58 pm

There are a few bar snobs that would argue the "shaken, not stirred" method Bond refers to is actually one of the most improper ways to serve a martini. I do not drink martinis, so I have no opinion on the matter.

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Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Post by AArdvark » Sun Jan 19, 2020 5:52 am

I dont care if it's cloudy when served, ahminna still drink it.

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Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Post by pinback » Sun Jan 19, 2020 7:19 am

My martinis were always Bombay Sapphire straight out of the freezer, with no other ingredients, so stirring/shaking was not an issue.
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Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Post by AArdvark » Sun Jan 19, 2020 8:06 am

Once your fingers became unfrosted to the bottle you -could- have shaken the gin, right?

Actually, the business with the cocktail shaker is mostly for show, a sort of Saturday ritual that makes the drink just that much better. I could use a a Daffy Duck glass with a zippy straw and be just as happy, but it's the low-rent classy look I'm going for with the martini glass and shaker.

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Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Post by Ice Cream Jonsey » Sun Jan 19, 2020 10:15 am

AArdvark wrote:
Sat Jan 18, 2020 3:15 pm
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Tonight! Martinis by the fire watching the night come on during one fuck of a snowstorm. I mean New York snow, bad enough but not that Colorado shit that buries your car till May
This is interesting to me. My perception has always been that snow melts after a day in Colorado but stays forever in Rochester.

Although since we moved, we do still have snow from November where we are now. But in the city of Denver, I'd say two days after snowfall it all typically melted.
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Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Post by Ice Cream Jonsey » Sun Jan 19, 2020 10:20 am

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Sat Jan 11, 2020 5:06 pm
My wife and I went to a comedy club with another couple last night. The first comic (who was also the MC) was pretty terrible. The middle guy and the headliner were both good. I mean, not great -- they're performing in a comedy club located in a strip mall in the middle of Oklahoma on a snowy weekend, but -- you know, good.

Tickets are cheap enough and so we're inside and the waitress comes around and we hear a lot of talk about a one drink minimum. As I scan through the menu I see beers are $3.50 and most mixed drinks are $6.95 or $7.95 and then they have two drinks off to the side that are $10.95 and each one is 32oz! So the girls got small drinks and my friend and I got the big drinks. Each one had like six shots of alcohol plus a bunch of fruit juices. With a hint of sunscreen it would have tasted like every drink I ever had on a cruise ship.

Halfway through the show, the waitress comes around and I can't hear anything because everybody's whispering and the comic is super loud, but there seems to be some confusion because now there's a two drink minimum, which is not really a deal because we're all drinkers but it's a deal because if I thought I was going to have to drink two, the first one would not have been 32 ounces. So then there's more confusion and I guess someone said just order us another round, so before I know it another 32 ounce drink arrives, which everyone thinks is hilarious and since I'm the big drunk Irishman I consider it my duty to drink that one too. And then before we leave it becomes obvious that my friend is not drinking his, so I guess I drank that one, too.

Good times. Better times was today, when the kid had a music band performance and we spent 4-5 hours driving around and sitting in an auditorium and listening to a ninth grade band. Love my kid, love the band, but I don't bounce back like I used to, it appears.
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I've been to places that have pulled the surprise two drink shit as well, Flack. If they feel they didn't make enough with one they send their poor staff out there to make it seem like it was ALWAYS two drinks and hope you won't argue with them and ruin the show. (If you knew it was two from the start you maybe don't order the giant drink off the top.) Comedy Club owners are scum.
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Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Post by Billy Mays » Sun Jan 19, 2020 1:14 pm

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Comedy Club owners are scum.
Yeah, and the acts unless they are well known names had to sell hundreds of tickets for the club themselves just to get their 5 minutes on stage and they know they'll likely get stiffed out of getting payed anyways.
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Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Post by Flack » Sun Jan 19, 2020 10:13 pm

To be fair I don't hate the whole two drink minimum, same as I don't complain about those supersized four packs of Reese's cups. I just wish they would clarify their policy up front. Hell, charge $20 for admission and two drinks.

I went to the movies a few years back with my dad. We bought a large popcorn for $10. When my dad asked for butter, they said it would be another dollar. It's that kind of shit that just makes a place come off as cheap. I paid the dollar, even though my dad would rather choke on popcorn than pay an extra dollar for butter. And he loves butter. I was with my dad one time when he bought a new car. After all the paperwork had been signed, the floor manager came in and sighed a few times and then said we owed another $400 because he didn't realize that particular model had tinted windows. Here's the difference between me and my dad. I probably would have paid the money and then wrote a really scathing blog post about the ordeal a few days later. Instead, my dad pulled a razor blade out of his wallet, made a beeline for the door, and said he was going to scrape all the tint off the car. I don't remember how they talked him out of it but he got the tint for free. My dad is a fucking real man who doesn't pay assholes extra for tint or butter.

Also, anytime I hear someone order a martini and they say "shaken, not stirred" I assume everything they know about alcohol came from watching 007 movies are are idiots. The only reason I would ever order a martini is if a the waiter told me their bar was out of every drink except martinis. Then I would order one and when he handed it to me I would throw it in his face and go to a real bar. And mark my words, I would write a blog post about that, too.
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Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Post by Ice Cream Jonsey » Sun Jan 19, 2020 10:21 pm

Also, anytime I hear someone order a martini and they say "shaken, not stirred" I assume everything they know about alcohol came from watching 007 movies are are idiots. The only reason I would ever order a martini is if a the waiter told me their bar was out of every drink except martinis. Then I would order one and when he handed it to me I would throw it in his face and go to a real bar. And mark my words, I would write a blog post about that, too.
Whoa, Flack garbage daying martinis! I would not have guessed!

Three summers ago I started ordering Vespers at the restaurants in the sections of downtown Denver that were new and would absolutely have such a thing. Because we were within walking distance of home, it was easy to get as bombed as possible in as little time as possible. I started ordering these things and by the third sip of the second one it was easy to cross the line between buzzed and drunk. I suspected my wife didn't enjoy going out on a nice weekend day for 55 minutes before I was useless, so I stopped getting them. But the biggest reach in anything related to Bond stuff isn't him fighting a guy on the moon or having a gadget for every problem, it's drinking one of those shaken or stirred and not having to go immediately take a nap.
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Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Post by Billy Mays » Sun Jan 19, 2020 10:26 pm

Flack wrote:
Sun Jan 19, 2020 10:13 pm
my dad pulled a razor blade out of his wallet, made a beeline for the...
Who else reading this thought the story was about to go in a completely different direction than what it did because Irish?
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Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Post by Jizaboz » Mon Jan 20, 2020 12:08 am

Flack’s dad is fucking hardcore much like my dad.

Extra charge for butter! Fuck no. My limit for popcorn is 6-8$ and that should include a miserable small drink at least. At the crappy local theater you get a large popcorn and large drink and FREE butter substance for less that 8$ to go along with a 4.25 (that’s with tax) admission. Sure, it’s the ruins of the theater I originally saw Pee Wee Herman’s big adventure in (last renovation was 2010 and was quite minimal) but you can’t beat it for the price and the simple fact it’s still there and around the corner.

I know I’ve shared this story with Flack but probably not the rest of you this tiny story reminds me of.. my grandfather had just got some retirement stuff and won big in Atlantic City, Vegas or both. Decides to buy a brand new Japanese sports car around 1985. Wants a black Toyota Supra. Buys one at the local dealership who tells him he’ll have one driven over on a truck from another Toyota spot. Goes to claim the car. Dealership says no dealerships on the east coast, perhaps even in the US have a black Supra in stock with the options he has chosen and encourages him to pick another color. Says the only way they can get him one is a special order from Japan and that will cost a lot of money. Grandfather says “Then order one from Japan. I already bought it and signed the contract, so that’s your cost.” 2 months later he had the car at original price.

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