Where teh hell is the drunk base?

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Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Post by Tdarcos » Sat Aug 24, 2019 2:39 am

AArdvark wrote:
Fri Aug 23, 2019 4:27 pm
Eating pepperoni and drinking booze will make your leg grow back.
You know, 'Vark, you're about as funny as a mouth full of cancer err I mean pepperoni.

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Quiet and blue like the sky, I'm hungover too
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It just wouldn't be fair
'Cause Henderson's Booze is the spirit we two can share
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Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Post by AArdvark » Sat Aug 24, 2019 6:10 pm

Tonight! Dark and stormies on the deck.
Sailor Jerry Arrr!

Sorry about the leg crack, Commander. Sometimes I am not a nice person in the name of humor. It's a character flaw.

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Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Post by AArdvark » Sat Aug 31, 2019 5:47 pm

Tonight! Labor day weekend fire. Celebrating 25 years of marriage to someone that not only puts up with me but puts me in my place when necessary, which is more frequently than I will admit.

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Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

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Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Post by AArdvark » Sat Aug 31, 2019 6:11 pm

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Almost want to make you want to live here

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Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Post by Ice Cream Jonsey » Sat Aug 31, 2019 8:41 pm

So, tonight I have had red wine and switched to scotch. I drink two glasses of water to each "drink" and even though I am at 7700 feet now, I don't get hung over no matter what I drink.

Mixing drinks being bad is bullshit, right? Right? RIGHT?
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Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Post by pinback » Sun Sep 01, 2019 6:28 am

Of course. Another easily disprovable myth (like the hot sauce/dairy thing) which 99% of everyone will agree to.

Man is everyone dumb.
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Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Post by Tdarcos » Mon Sep 02, 2019 7:11 pm

AArdvark wrote:
Sat Aug 24, 2019 6:10 pm
Tonight! Dark and stormies on the deck.
Sailor Jerry Arrr!

Sorry about the leg crack, Commander. Sometimes I am not a nice person in the name of humor. It's a character flaw.
I have no problem with you making jokes about my missing leg. I do them myself. Like the first 2-3 weeks after my amputation i noted I'm like a farmer with a chopped-down tree remainder he's removing: I have a burning stump.

What I find truly objectionable is any suggestion one should ever, under any circumstances, eat pepperoni. Christians have an unforgivable sin: blasphemy of the Holy Ghost. While I don't consider recommending eating pepperoni as an unforgivable sin, it's pretty close.
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Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Post by AArdvark » Sat Sep 14, 2019 6:16 pm

Tonight!
The last of teh gin. The lilac gin from the Lilac festival. Watching the full moon rise and listening to episodes of Let George Do It!

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Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Post by AArdvark » Sat Sep 14, 2019 7:00 pm

Nothing finer than drinking by moonlight.

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Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Post by Tdarcos » Sun Sep 15, 2019 12:08 am

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Nothing finer than drinking by moonlight.
I always thought it was "Nothing could be finer than to be in Carolina in the mooooornin'." And if he's treated Carolina nicely, she's going to enjoy it too.
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THE
LUNAR
BARTENDER
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'Vark, have you ever read Robert A. Heinlein's short story Columbus Was A Dope? I think you night like it.

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“Now quit looking like a frightened fawn, or I'll be forced to hold your nose and administer two ounces of eighty-proof ethanol disguised as fruit juice; You’ve done nothing wrong. Justin, does disguised ethanol interest
you?”
“Yes,” I agreed fervently. “I recall a time in my youth when that and one other subject were all I was interested in.”
“If the other subject wasn’t women, we’ll find a monastic cubbyhole where you can drink alone."
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Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Post by Flack » Sun Sep 15, 2019 5:53 am

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My friend went to Scotland over the summer and came back with a bunch of Scotch. Last night we did some sampling and drank all of those little bottles and some of the big ones.
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Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Post by pinback » Sun Sep 15, 2019 5:18 pm

Scots make the best pink lemonade.
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Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Post by AArdvark » Sun Sep 15, 2019 5:22 pm

Just went to the Celtic Festival. There was Scotch but I didn't taste any. Way too expensive for a low brow palate like mine.

I drooled on the picture above, BTW.

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Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Post by Flack » Sun Sep 15, 2019 5:53 pm

pinback wrote:
Sun Sep 15, 2019 5:18 pm
Scots make the best pink lemonade.
The pink lemonade was not part of the Scotch tasting. Nor was the table, anything in the background, or my friend's finger in the upper right hand corner.
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Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Post by Tdarcos » Mon Sep 16, 2019 11:50 am

"The only real coffee is Irish coffee. No true Scotsman would ever drink plain coffee."

"When Bonnie goes shopping she buys shit. I buy really good coffee because, when I drink it, I want to taste it. But the problem is not the coffee in my kitchen."
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Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Post by pinback » Mon Sep 16, 2019 12:10 pm

Wow, two different people in two different threads/bases misspelled Tarantino's name within the last hour. And both were while getting something wrong about the movies being discussed.

Does anyone get anything right around here anymore, or are we done with that?
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Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Post by Flack » Mon Sep 16, 2019 1:17 pm

I know, right? Yesterday someone thought pink lemonade was a type of Scotch.
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Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Post by Tdarcos » Tue Sep 17, 2019 7:22 am

Flack wrote:
Mon Sep 16, 2019 1:17 pm
I know, right? Yesterday someone thought pink lemonade was a type of Scotch.
Oh come on! everyone knows Pink Lemonade is a kind of Bourbon!

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Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Post by AArdvark » Sat Sep 21, 2019 4:36 pm

Tonight! Fireside martinis while marskeechios drink my thirty proof blood.

Enjoy it before the snow flies come!

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