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Re: Crazy Doodles

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Re: Crazy Doodles

Post by AArdvark » Sun Jul 07, 2019 3:51 pm

Oh, there's no social responsibility at all in Billy's parents. Maybe he asked for one and they just bought him one for Christmas.

Also it's 1951 according to the calendar in the other room so they could have bought a machine gun at Monkey Ward.

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Post by Tdarcos » Mon Jul 08, 2019 4:28 am

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Sun Jul 07, 2019 3:51 pm
Oh, there's no social responsibility at all in Billy's parents. Maybe he asked for one and they just bought him one for Christmas.

Also it's 1951 according to the calendar in the other room so they could have bought a machine gun at Monkey Ward.
Well, Jesus, I can barely even see there is a calendar in the background, let alone read it to see what year allegedly was written on it. What did you use to read it, an electron microscope?

But as for walking into Montgomery Wards, a hardware store, or a gun store in 1951, just buy a machine gun, pay cash, and take it home, no, you couldn't. Rifles, shotguns, and handguns, yeah. Automatic weapons require you apply for a transfer from ATF and pay a $200 license fee. ATF had to approve the transfer before the machine gun could be transferred to the new owner. This has been the requirement for automatic weapons, and sawed-off shotguns or rifles since the 1930s. Don't know what the wait time was then, but right now, the BATFE has about a one year backlog on approving National Firearms Act weapons transfers.

Contrary to popular belief, sawed-off shotguns are not illegal, you just have to apply for a federal NFA license, pay the $200 fee, and receive the license before cutting the barrel down. The tax stamp that comes with the license must be affixed to the sawed-off rifle or shotgun.
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Re: Crazy Doodles

Post by AArdvark » Mon Jul 08, 2019 6:44 pm

What did you use to read it, an electron microscope
No, I drew it.

In my world one can buy a mail order machine gun from Monkey Ward and give it to one's offspring.

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Re: Crazy Doodles

Post by AArdvark » Tue Jul 09, 2019 5:58 pm

I have found that putting the phrase "in my world"* in the beginning of a sentence you can say the oddest things and get away with it. Of course, in my world there are lobster weddings and exploding novelty porkchops.

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Post by Tdarcos » Wed Jul 10, 2019 8:16 pm

If someone could, I'd like them to draw a scene where there are bottles or jugs in a shelf rack, and next to the display are boxes marked "Non-Hodgkins Lymphoma" and on the display it says, "Free! Case of Non-Hodgkins Lymphoma with every four quarts or one gallon bottle of Roundup."
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Re: Crazy Doodles

Post by AArdvark » Thu Jul 11, 2019 3:11 am

The last time I did a request Billy ran away forever. I'd hate to see you run away from here.

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Post by Jizaboz » Thu Jul 11, 2019 11:01 am

Argh those photo bucket watermarks...

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Re: Crazy Doodles

Post by AArdvark » Sat Jul 13, 2019 4:48 pm

Hey! I didn't know Photobucket started adding watermarks on top of my stuff. Fuckers!

Now I have to trasfer the first seven pages of Crazy Doodles over to Postimage. Balls!

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Re: Crazy Doodles

Post by AArdvark » Sat Jul 13, 2019 7:50 pm

OK most of them are better, I couldn't find some of them. Funny cause I redid 6+ pages of these using only my phone in an evening. I used to have to scan the whole page and then crop and edit them in Photoshop. I just took pictures of them in a good light and Bam! crop, edit and upload. The editing tools in my phone are better then the ones in my desktop, that's scary in a way. Some small improvements! I found a couple that had never seen the light of day and stuck them in. I made them all the same size now for better viewing. Some of them had been colorized after I uploaded them last time. It's like an Elvis box set or something.

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Re: Crazy Doodles

Post by AArdvark » Sun Jul 21, 2019 3:11 pm

Oh I kill me sometimes

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