Where teh hell is the drunk base?

[Tdarcos]

Since this is Page 69, I hereby offer a toast for anyone who got to engage in drunk sex.

[AArdvark]

Oh you mean Tuesday

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Since this is Page 69, I hereby offer a toast for anyone who got to engage in drunk sex.

This ending up as the first post on Page 70 is the most Tdarcos thing Tdarcos could have done.

Well done, my friend. When it comes to unintentional comedy, you definitely have a leg up on the competition.

[The Happiness Engine]

http://tamworthdistilling.com/2015/08/v ... ur-wasser/ Von Humboldt's Natur Wasser is a tamarind-based liquer. It is WONDERFUL for adding a bit of citrus and exotica to any late-summer outdoors event. Originally invented to make water owned by brown people palatable, it will do the same when mixed with selzter to create a light beverage that can be drunk in the Hot, Hot, Sun but will NOT make you pass out in aforesaid.

Recommend!

P.S. yes it is all invented by A Shit. Doesn't make it taste bad.

[AArdvark]

Hum, have to look into this Wasser stuff, see if it's available here.


THE
WASSERING HOLE
AARDVARK

[Jizaboz]

“Piss-wasser”

[AArdvark]

Tonight! Vodka tonnikers as we sit outside and watch the dog dig and splash in his paddling pool on this glorious Fourth of July.

I hear fireworks ans slap marskeechios in the late day heat. Now it's inside in the A/C and a shower and a nightcap of Jagermeister.

[AArdvark]

Oh. Yeah

[AArdvark]

Gin

Cheese

Cake

[AArdvark]

tried the St. Germain elderflower something something. Tasted like a moscato, not bad, too sweet. Settled into the Henery Somthing gin and water. i have eighteen fingers now. It's the boy's birthday. and his wife's they both have birthdays in July. All the Geva people were there and you know how theater people can drink. Whoosh! I bet Willie Shakespeare could knock 'em back with teh best of them!

Now it's Advil and bed for the old Vark-ark ark. Seen fireflies tonight. usually i go to bed before they are out but they are nice now.

THE
BLINK A BLINKS
AARDVARK

there wasn't any cheese i just put that in there

[The Happiness Engine]

St Germain is solely for adding sweetness to a cocktail, like usually 1/4oz or so. Drinking it straight will give you The Beetus.

[AArdvark]

That would explain the sweet factor. I have noticed my palate has gone to the dry side in the last fifteen years. There's a wine called cherry bomb by Coyote Moon that I used to like. Now it tastes like cough syrup.

[AArdvark]

Tonight! Devil's Bathtub martinis. Lookit that cole glass O booze with the dew daddlin down the sides. Makes you want to go build a deck to sit on and have one, dont it.

Devil's Bathtub gin has a spicy finish that goes great with the dry vermouth.

I'd link Honeoye Falls Distilling but it's a pain on a phone screen.

THE
FIVE O'CLOCK
IN HELL
AARDVARK

[AArdvark]

I'm gonna stay up late and look at Uranus reeeal close!
Theres also this black moon thing.



THE
BLACK MOONS
MATTER
AARDVARK

[AArdvark]

Balls! Fell asleep!

[AArdvark]

Pig juice!

[AArdvark]

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Grody.

[AArdvark]

A little too sweet for regular tippling. Pretty good after dinner drink tho. Like dessert in a bottle.

[AArdvark]

Tonight! Cosmopolitans while admiring the new doors. It's vacation time at the ol' AArdvark haciendo. That means home improvement projects. New front porch and new deck doors. I always knock off around Five-ish to have a cocktail before dinner.