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Ordering a potn flock on restricted Internet

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We have WiFi here at the nursing home and it does not use a password, instead, it brings up a web page of "terms and conditions" that most people don't read, and two buttons accept and decline, the former allowing me to use their Internet connection.

So, anyway, I'm talking to my brother and ask what he wants for Christmas. He wants something like "Mother-Daughter Exchange Club #160" from Girlfriends Films. If the title doesn't give it away, it's a lesbian porn flick. No problem, I'll just order it. So, I type in the website name and I don't connect, I hit a block page, like you get if you try to visit a known distributor of malware. I've bought presents from here before, they don't have that sort of problem. Then I actually read the notice.

It's been blocked as a known porn site. I forget, this isn't the unfiltered Internet I was paying for, they have restrictions. So how do I get around the problem? I'm on my cell phone, just pay for it again. So, I go to Settings, turn off WiFi and turn on Mobile Data. Now I try to access their website, and, like a well paid hooker, its legs spread and I can access the site. Once I'm finished I turn Wi-Fi back on and mobile data off.

Problem solved.
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Sorry, I missed the title, it should have said "Ordering a porn flick on restricted Internet."
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You should watch it before wrapping it to make sure there is anything wrong with the disc.

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I'm not interested in porn. I'd rather have the real thing. Besides, I don't have a DVD player.
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"Mother and Daughter Exchange Club" lolololol

<aheM> I see the series only goes up to #34..
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Brother! Who knew you had a brother! I've literally never remembered you mentioning him before. What's his name? What's he up to? Get him on the show immediately!
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Ice Cream Jonsey wrote: Fri Jun 21, 2019 9:20 am Brother! Who knew you had a brother! I've literally never remembered you mentioning him before. What's his name? What's he up to? Get him on the show immediately!

Paul has mentioned him a number of times, here's a video of his brother:



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Oh yeah! They made up that ARG about the Bob Hope joke! It was good to see them work as a team there.
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Tdarcos wrote: Fri Jun 21, 2019 7:12 am I'm not interested in porn. I'd rather have the real thing. Besides, I don't have a DVD player.
Nobody's saying you are, but your brother is and you don't want his holiday spoiled by a defective disk. Just ask one of the staff members to roll in a small tv/dvd combo and headphones.

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Billy Mays wrote: Fri Jun 21, 2019 8:57 pm Nobody's saying you are, but your brother is and you don't want his holiday spoiled by a defective disk.
Not my problem. Besides, I do not have any interest in lesbian porn.
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If I was confined to a bed with nothing but a tablet, you better believe I'd be beating it all day and night. Unless my junk didn't work in which case just kill me. I bet a VPN would get you past that filter.

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Casual Observer wrote: Sat Jun 22, 2019 9:58 pm If I was confined to a bed with nothing but a tablet, you better believe I'd be beating it all day and night.
You want to be tough, better do what you can
So beat it, but you want to be bad

Just beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it
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Just beat it, beat it
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Casual Observer wrote: Sat Jun 22, 2019 9:58 pmUnless my junk didn't work in which case just kill me.
There are more things in kife to live for than just that.
Casual Observer wrote: Sat Jun 22, 2019 9:58 pm I bet a VPN would get you past that filter.
Yeah, well I already paid for the data, I only need it occasionally, and with only $40 a month to play with I really don't want to cough up 3 bucks a month for a VPN. However, you got me interested enough to do a free trial to see if it does. TracFone's mobile data is like $10/GB, not expensive if you're doing limited Internet and when it comes to porn sites - which is their purpose - that works for me.
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Oh, I don't think management wants people to discover VPNs. Every site mentioning a VPN in a Google search triggers a warning its an invalid security certificate, a dead giveaway Manor Care's web site is being substituted for it.
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I used the built-in browser, and these sites are blocked for "proxy/anonymizer." I wonder if they included IP addresses.
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I can try setting up a VPN in Virginia for you to use completely for free (to you. Like 75 cents for me). The only thing preventing it from working is if they block my cloud ranges.
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Cloud IP ranges, rather
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