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Re: Crazy Doodles

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Re: Crazy Doodles

Post by AArdvark » Fri Jul 26, 2019 1:48 pm

I noticed that my phone turns on it's location by itself. This troubles me in a low key way.
It runs down the battery faster and Big Brother can pinpoint my kitchen table and nightstand.
What good is turning off the location if it just turns itself back on. Not something you'd want a chainsaw to do.
WTF!

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Re: Crazy Doodles

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Wrong thread!

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Re: Crazy Doodles

Post by AArdvark » Sat Jul 27, 2019 3:14 am

Nah, I'm working up a crazy doodle based on a self starting chainsaw. That was just a teaser trailer of sorts.

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Re: Crazy Doodles

Post by AArdvark » Sat Jul 27, 2019 12:53 pm

bump! Jesus gets all stretched out on the cross because of the hot sun and he's made out of taffy and everything and two Roman guards look at each other and say:

"We're gonna need a bigger cross."

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Re: Crazy Doodles

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Re: Crazy Doodles

Post by RealNC » Sun Jul 28, 2019 11:34 am

AArdvark wrote:
Sat Jul 27, 2019 12:53 pm
bump! Jesus gets all stretched out on the cross because of the hot sun and he's made out of taffy and everything and two Roman guards look at each other and say:

"We're gonna need a bigger cross."
Too offensive to doodle it, huh?

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Re: Crazy Doodles

Post by AArdvark » Sun Jul 28, 2019 11:40 am

It really doesn't translate on paper

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Re: Crazy Doodles

Post by Tdarcos » Thu Aug 08, 2019 7:09 am

I would have thought 'Ty-d-bowl swing" would have been funnier as "Toilet commits suicide" or "A toilet is lynched."
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Re: Crazy Doodles

Post by Tdarcos » Thu Aug 08, 2019 7:22 am

Paul this is your subconscious again, why would anyone want to Lynch a toilrtt? They're white.

You really are clueless, aren't you? Plumbing fixtures can be purchased in other colorz. Don't you remember, the time I gave my sister $50 because I wanted her to order a black toilet for the bathroom? And it really did look nice.

What do you mean, I'm clueless? I just forgot.

Yeah, well for over 10 years now when I have dreams you still have me walking around. Not once have I had a dream where I was in a wheelchair. And you still haven't come to terms with my amputation, I still feel a nonexistent knee, leg, foot, and toes at the end of my stump.

What's an amputation?
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Re: Crazy Doodles

Post by Jizaboz » Thu Aug 08, 2019 9:53 pm

”Paul?”

Who is that? You are no nurse! You are no spirit!!

*A phantom leg skips in a horrific fashion towards the bed*

“Paaaauuul”

What the fuck!?

“Why did you leave me behind?”

How the fuck are you even talking?! You don’t have vocal cords! Shouldn’t you have been disposed of or misused in a pathology lab by now!?

“I have come for..”

What, my SOUL?! As if I REALLY believe in a fucking soul. I mean.. well.. I am talking to you right now so..

“SILENCE. Listen. For once. I have come for half of your next helping of stuffed pepper they bring you.”

But.. but I’ll be hungry! I should not have to sacrifice part of myself to YOU, a mere one third of my lower torso just because you fucked up! In fact, if anything I should be mad you are even demanding things from the body you have disconne..

“It’s a simple deal really. Leave half the plate as a ritual and I will make your wish come true.”

My wish?

“Next time someone doesn’t close the door on their way out, I’ll round-house that bitch all the way to the nurses station.”

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Re: Crazy Doodles

Post by AArdvark » Fri Aug 09, 2019 3:05 am

Now I have to do leg cartoons.

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Re: Crazy Doodles

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Re: Crazy Doodles

Post by AArdvark » Sat Aug 10, 2019 11:25 am

Maybe I'll do a whole series, like The Butterheads. It'll be called the adventures of Paul's Leg. Not like he's using it anymore.

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Re: Crazy Doodles

Post by Tdarcos » Sun Aug 11, 2019 4:01 am

Jizaboz wrote:
Thu Aug 08, 2019 9:53 pm
*A phantom leg skips in a horrific fashion towards the bed*
“Paaaauuul
What the fuck!?
“Why did you leave me behind?”
AArdvark wrote:
Sat Aug 10, 2019 11:25 am
Maybe I'll do a whole series, like The Butterheads. It'll be called the adventures of Paul's Leg. Not like he's using it anymore.
I suppose I should laugh at this, but I'm not sure. I suppose that, for a reaction to this, I guess I'm stumped.
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Re: Crazy Doodles

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