Where teh hell is the drunk base?

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Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Post by AArdvark » Sat Jun 02, 2018 7:25 pm

tonight! Beer. Imported from Doych-Land.

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Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Post by AArdvark » Sat Jun 09, 2018 3:30 pm

Tonight! ROC Brewing Co. largrathim something lager. Just made my top 5 list.

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Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Post by AArdvark » Sat Jun 09, 2018 4:24 pm

Lagerithm beer. Had to get another so I can read the label.

In other news, there's two hummingbird feeders at opposite sides of the deck and they zoom back and forth, dive bombing me. Life is good at Casa Del AArdvark.

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Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Post by AArdvark » Sat Jun 09, 2018 6:04 pm

Christ, Byron Neeley is a real guy. Hope he don't sue me.

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Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Post by AArdvark » Sat Jun 09, 2018 7:28 pm

This is why I make up names like Gladys Bladdersnatch and Martin Gobblecock. They don't exist in real life. And if they do, they've already been beaten up enough in grade school to get over having horrible names.

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Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Post by AArdvark » Sat Jun 09, 2018 7:37 pm

Walking around my backyard trying to take a piss and ran unto one of mt apple trees
Fucking Johnny Aopleseeeed.can syck mt nuts.

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Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Post by AArdvark » Sat Jun 09, 2018 7:37 pm

Got the hiccups now

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Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Post by AArdvark » Sun Jun 10, 2018 9:20 am

I need a rewind button on Sundays

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Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Post by AArdvark » Sat Jun 16, 2018 4:08 pm

Tonight! Lilac gin. On teh rocks. Mixing it with anything even water, just kills the delicate flavors. Must be sipped straight from the lilac bushes

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Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Post by AArdvark » Sat Jun 30, 2018 10:43 am

Dog bourbon, round two (electric boogaloo)

I let it age a little longer this time cause the magic wood thingies aren't as prevalent in the second batch. Not bat atoll. It doesn't have the front loaded bam! of the first batch but it's certainly in the finish. in some ways the smoother is the better. There's a whole bottle in that little keg. What should I DO with it, do you think?.

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Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Post by pinback » Sat Jun 30, 2018 12:29 pm

Oh dear. Do we need to step in here?

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Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Post by AArdvark » Sat Jun 30, 2018 12:38 pm

Not at all. I dunno about the time stamp on this board but I posted that around 2PM this afternoon. 2PM Eastern Standard dry ale time

After work and I only had 2 ounces of it. Gotta save it for dark time tonight!

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Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Post by AArdvark » Sat Jun 30, 2018 6:38 pm

My machine says 1:43 pm so it's ok

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Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Post by AArdvark » Sat Jun 30, 2018 6:40 pm

Skipping the dog bourbon and cracking the lilac gin. Fireworks abound! Volley and thunder! Thats The Little Rascals quoting a Rudyard Kipling poem.

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Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Post by Casual Observer » Tue Jul 03, 2018 11:14 pm

Tonight, gimlets in a hot tub overlooking the Pacific coast in Mendocino, made with this magical gin:
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It's like no other gin I've ever had, spicy, woodsy, hint of sweet. They stopped making it for like the last 10 years, probably so they could raise the price to 31 for a 750ml(largest you can get now). I don't care the price it's worth it and i missed it.

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Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Post by AArdvark » Wed Jul 04, 2018 4:57 am

Oh hell yeah! That's an awesome gin and a great way to enjoy it!

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Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Post by AArdvark » Sat Jul 07, 2018 4:17 pm

Tonight! Ommegang Rare Vos ale.

I tellya, I gotta cut back some on teh booze. Wednesday was pretty bad at the pool party. Nine beers on an empty stomach. I puked a few times and passed out behind the deck. Getting too old for that shit, and hadda work Thursday too.

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Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Post by AArdvark » Sat Jul 14, 2018 4:15 pm

Tonight! Elliot Ness amber ale. Made in Ohio, but not Cincinnati, Ben. They make a steady brew in Cleveland.

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Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

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Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Post by Ice Cream Jonsey » Fri Jul 20, 2018 9:01 pm

I'm looking for three thousand cans of SKUNKED BEER.
the dark and gritty...Ice Cream Jonsey!

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