Where teh hell is the drunk base?

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Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Post by AArdvark » Sat May 12, 2018 4:20 pm

Tonight! The last of teh dog bourbon.

Final judge's score: 9 out of 10 shot glasses.

Turned out very smooth and woody. That's the name of my new soft rock band; Smooth and Woody live at the Budokan.

No seriously, a bottle of that would be a proud addition to an urban upscale douche bar in Manhattan.

Too bad it'sz all gone now.

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Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Post by AArdvark » Sat May 12, 2018 4:23 pm

Gotta refill the keg with more white dog so's I can make Scotch now.

Or at least American dog scotch-like simulation whisky del bwayno

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Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Post by AArdvark » Sat May 19, 2018 1:07 pm

White dog is too espensive for dog booze so we're making more bourbon

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Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Post by AArdvark » Sat May 19, 2018 4:31 pm

I am very glad that I'm not friends with Franz Kafka.

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Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Post by AArdvark » Sat May 19, 2018 5:22 pm

It was a weird dream. Move along, nothing to see here.

Tonight! Great Lakes Brewing Sampler pack. Four great beers in one box.

I can deal with Kafka dreams, it's Camus that frightens me.

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Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Post by AArdvark » Sun May 20, 2018 3:17 pm

Wow, what did I drink?

What didn't I?

A rare Sunday afternoon tippilation. Commodore Perry and a ride on teh Edmund Fitzgerald while on my back deck. Finally re-did all my gutters. They were OK but not close to good. Now it can rain in Noah-fashion and we wont get wet. My wife wants to install a rain barrel to water the houseplants with nature's bounty. Now I only need a big plastic barrel with a spigot.

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Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Post by AArdvark » Wed May 23, 2018 5:04 pm

So what if we wrote Hamlet in the style of Dr. Seuss?

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Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Post by AArdvark » Thu May 24, 2018 2:49 pm

I got it, fluoride in pop rocks. Brush your teeth on the go

Surprised nobody thought of it yet

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Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Post by Tdarcos » Sun May 27, 2018 5:27 pm

AArdvark wrote:
Sat May 12, 2018 4:23 pm
Gotta refill the keg with more white dog so's I can make Scotch now.
But when you have to go back and get the keg full of White Dog does that make it a Retriever?
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Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Post by AArdvark » Sun May 27, 2018 5:47 pm

Tonight! tequila!

nuff said. Put it in a big pitcher with other stuff and make margaritas. then forget how to walk a straight line.

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Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Post by Flack » Sun May 27, 2018 7:16 pm

I walked into a sports bar yesterday and ordered a drought beer. "Something light, something local." The waitress brought me a Coors Light. It was cold, and tasted like every other Coors Light I've ever had. The best thing it had going for it was I was sitting across the table from Ice Cream Jonsey while drinking it, who avoided the Coors trap and ordered a Gin and Tonic instead.
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Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Post by Tdarcos » Mon May 28, 2018 9:41 am

"Why is a Coors Light like making love in a rowboat?"
"Because it's fucking close to water!"
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Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Post by AArdvark » Mon May 28, 2018 1:08 pm

To: Tsummary.

How many times has Commander used that joke in the last year?

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Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Post by AArdvark » Mon May 28, 2018 1:10 pm

What's a Coors trap?

And

It's so cool you guys get to hang out!

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Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Post by AArdvark » Mon May 28, 2018 1:16 pm

Nevermind, I got it, just had to replace those brain cells.



Speaking of gin and tonic....


scored some of this Saturday at the Public Market
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Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Post by AArdvark » Mon May 28, 2018 1:16 pm

F you android touch screen interface!

Edit: I'm on my desktop and going to edit the last post WITH A MOUSE!

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Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Post by Tdarcos » Mon May 28, 2018 7:22 pm

AArdvark wrote:
Mon May 28, 2018 1:08 pm
To: Tsummary.

How many times has Commander used that joke in the last year?

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Look, I'm sorry, I had forgotten I'd used it recently. My memory is not what it used to be.

By the way, my memory is not what it used to be and I forget that I sometimes reuse a joke.

Did I mention I sometimes reuse jokes because my memory is not what it used to be?
I didn't think so.
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Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Post by Tdarcos » Mon May 28, 2018 7:26 pm

AArdvark wrote:
Mon May 28, 2018 1:08 pm
To: Tsummary.

How many times has Commander used that joke in the last year?
'Vark, a search reveals the last use was September, 2017, and nothing else, so the correct answer is "once."
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Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Post by AArdvark » Tue May 29, 2018 2:50 am

Wasn't asking you

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Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Post by Casual Observer » Tue May 29, 2018 10:46 am

Tdarcos wrote:
Mon May 28, 2018 7:26 pm
'Vark, a search reveals the last use was September, 2017, and nothing else, so the correct answer is "once."
[/quote]Sorry if you don't know this commander but the "fucking close to water" joke is older than anyone that posts to this board so please don't bother using it.

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