Where teh hell is the drunk base?

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Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Post by AArdvark » Sat Mar 17, 2018 7:03 pm

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Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Post by AArdvark » Sat Mar 17, 2018 7:06 pm

Just wait for the Billy Goat Beer tomorrow!

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Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Post by AArdvark » Sat Mar 17, 2018 7:18 pm

Man am I plowed. I wish Ben was here to appreciate. ( spellcheck is god)

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Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Post by AArdvark » Sat Mar 17, 2018 7:24 pm

the guy gets shot by santa claus

old miss marble solves the case

it's a new short story just waiting to be posted

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Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Post by Casual Observer » Sat Mar 17, 2018 9:52 pm

Vark is the Hemingway of jolt country.

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Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Post by pinback » Sun Mar 18, 2018 4:08 am

I had one beer for lunch. That was me letting loose on St. Patrick's day.
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Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Post by Casual Observer » Sun Mar 18, 2018 6:36 am

Tonight was bombay sapphire blood orange martinis at home, then some ok priced wine (Cambria Chard) with artichokes and caprese salad. Finished up with a Jameson Irish Coffey.

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Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Post by AArdvark » Sun Mar 18, 2018 2:30 pm

Nah, Flack is the real writer. I'm the equivalent of a graffiti artist spray painting mustaches and clown noses on highway billboards.

The drinking part might be accurate tho.

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Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Post by Tdarcos » Mon Mar 19, 2018 1:27 pm

Casual Observer wrote:
Sat Mar 17, 2018 9:52 pm
Vark is the Hemingway of jolt country.
He blew his brains out with a shotgun? Dammit, that was supposed to be Jonsey!
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Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Post by AArdvark » Sat Mar 24, 2018 2:43 pm

Tonight! Billy goat beer!

Edit: I should explain a little about the green Billy Goat beer. Every spring Genesee sells their bock beer. It's the first green of spring. Think of a McDonald's Shamrock shake but for adults. In recent years they've taken to releasing it earlier and earlier. I saw it for sale around Valentines Day, that's pushing it.

Anyway it's only available in teh spring. It's been like that since before I was born (1951, Googled it) So when you see it for sale you know that winter is truly on the way out. There's a legend, not unlike that woodchuck in PA., that the more you consume the faster winter departs. Don't know if it's true but I do my part.

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Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

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Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Post by AArdvark » Sat Mar 24, 2018 8:01 pm

There was a bottle of Asti in the fridge, since new years eve. Finally got around to it.

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Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Post by Ice Cream Jonsey » Wed May 02, 2018 8:59 pm

OK, gimme a chance to read this. I demand it remain here in the morning.
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Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Post by AArdvark » Thu May 03, 2018 2:54 pm

Tonight! Its summertime in Genesee country, that means a 12 pack cream ale sampler from the brew pub.

Got reg'lar old cream ale. Got orange creame ale, which tastes like an orange creamsicle in a beer, and... AND gots dry hopped mosaic cream ale which tastes just like Three Heads The Kind lager

That's not a typo, im posting from my phone on my back deck and andriod intrface blows chunks of dead rat.

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Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Post by Jizaboz » Fri May 04, 2018 1:33 pm

My left eyeball hurts too much to read it atm.

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Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Post by Billy Mays » Sat May 05, 2018 7:08 am

I thought Tdarcos posted that originally and that pinback or Robb were really going to shit the bed over it. Either way, it looks like something Paul would post here so I archived it in The Tdarcos Archive on my cloud account. If anybody needs it for whatever reason in the future just let me know.

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Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Post by AArdvark » Sat May 05, 2018 9:24 am

Doan worry, it's gone. (edited!)

I write this stuff to give myself a few laughs. There's been times when I rediscover some crazy shit I wrote years ago. I laugh for days sometimes.

Funny, I just found something earlier today that made me chuckle

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Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Post by Billy Mays » Sat May 05, 2018 10:16 pm

AArdvark wrote:
Sat May 05, 2018 9:24 am
Doan [sic] worry, it's gone.
It's actually not gone for the record, just let me know if you want it posted again somewhere.

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Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Post by AArdvark » Sun May 06, 2018 6:05 am

Backups are good! I just didn't want all that text taking up space in the drunk base plus it gives an incentive for the members to check in here more than only once a week.

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Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Post by Billy Mays » Sun May 06, 2018 1:31 pm

I haven't read it yet so I'm not sure if it was even worth saving, I just know that you usually write good stuff and there was a lot of it there so I took a chance and archived it.

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