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Post by AArdvark » Sat Apr 03, 2010 7:49 pm

I feel that i should post something profound at this point but am unable to do so. Just assume that i am thinking profound thoughts but cannot actually type them..

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Post by AArdvark » Sat Apr 03, 2010 7:55 pm

P.S. Ben, when we going out drinking?

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Post by Flack » Sun Apr 04, 2010 6:40 am

AArdvark wrote:Why does whiskey make you sound like Ebeneezer Scrooge of a sudden? Makes me sound like a profound Adam Sandler...
This part of Hot Rod cracks me up every time. It's one of those stupid parts that keeps getting funnier each time ... especially after drinking some wHiskey.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_WW_0c8ze0

EDIT: I might as well post the funniest scene now that I went down that road.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0_dWQUPSX8
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Post by Ice Cream Jonsey » Sun Apr 04, 2010 11:49 am

AArdvark wrote:P.S. Ben, when we going out drinking?
If you voyage to Colorado one of these days, I assure you - a drink will be had. Even if it means we construct a carbon cutout of Ben to do it.
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Post by AArdvark » Sat Apr 10, 2010 7:09 pm

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Post by Ice Cream Jonsey » Sat Apr 17, 2010 10:22 pm

AArdvark wrote:Look, shee. Having never tasted RobB's domestic booze, I can only GUESS at the approximate characteristics. Ergo, it is a whiskey. Other than that I cannot venture. Any whiskey is good whiskey, right?
I generally dislike whiskey. Stranahan's seems to be the exception. It tastes like Colorado. Old, wester'y, dusty.

I almost killed the bottle of Ardberg scotch. Need another, it's by far my favorite, possibly my favorite alcoholic drink of all, except for throwing half a gallon of $7.99 vodka into a jug of Tang. Gotta get "cask strength" Ardberg next time, even though it's gonna cost me.

Seem to have perfected a method where I sip a bit of scotch all night, at a slower pace than what would give me intoxication, but wake up with the TINIEST bit of a headache. Worst of all worlds!
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Post by AArdvark » Sat May 08, 2010 6:03 pm

Tortuga banana rum. Rather sweet and thick for a rum. Hafta have another glass or three and see if it's still the same..



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Post by AArdvark » Sat May 08, 2010 6:04 pm

Thank you for automatically yellowing the word banana!


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Post by Ice Cream Jonsey » Sun May 09, 2010 12:39 am

Well, it's 1:38 AM in the morning. Time for the GLENLIVET, I think.
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Post by pinback » Sun May 09, 2010 1:38 am

It's a very clean Scotch.
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Post by Ice Cream Jonsey » Sun May 09, 2010 11:52 am

The Stranahan's gives me a nasty headache every time I drink it. Like.... not before I drink it or while I drink it, but 6-12 hours later, depending on how lazy I'm being that Sunday. Consider it Robotron fuel the next time you come over. As punishment, I'm moving it to the right side of the cabinet next to the vegetable oil.

(It's still the only under-$100 whiskey I can stand, however.)
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Post by AArdvark » Sat Jun 05, 2010 3:57 pm

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Post by AArdvark » Sat Jun 05, 2010 4:42 pm

Trying Tortuga banana rum and peach iced tea poolside today. Results to follow, although initially it's kind of a foo-foo drink.


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Post by AArdvark » Sat Jun 12, 2010 5:47 pm

Drinking Coyote Moon and watching Rounders.

Results to follow.....

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Post by Ice Cream Jonsey » Sat Jun 12, 2010 9:37 pm

Fuck yeah!

Gonna pour myself a glass of the ole ARDBEG, Vark!
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Post by pinback » Sat Jun 12, 2010 10:58 pm

Bonus points if Aardvark can tell me the very best scene in Rounders.

HINT: GRETCHEN MOL IS NOWHERE NEAR THE SCREEN.
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Post by AArdvark » Mon Jun 14, 2010 6:47 pm

Well...Don't know about the very best scene, but there were certainly more than one.

First off, (remember that I had never seen the movie until last Saturday night.) I have to say that I always assumed that Teddy KGB was in the kitchen of his club and someone admonished him about splashing something in a cooking pot. Tells you what I know about card lingo. DOH!

The best part, for me was when they drove to BINGHAMTON to play cards. Man, they must have been desperate. When they pull up to the Elk's club or moosecock lodge or what ever it was, reminded me of a Roadrunner cartoon. Hear me out, now.
This one Roadrunner cartoon that I am thinking of is when the coyote is on a high wire and he puts on a helmet with some kind of roller on top of it; the idea is to do a headstand and zip down the slanted wire and catch the roadrunner, you must remember this particular cartoon, really... coughyoutubecough...

anyway it's the ONE plan THAT COULD NOT POSSIBLY WORK!
So I see, uh...Jason Bourne and Worm pull into a parking lot FULL OF COP CARS where they are going to play poker. I say 'this is never going to work' Then ten minutes later Worm is dealing off the bottom of the deck.

---POKER FAIL!---
I know they are gonna get busted the minute I see the pair of kings in Jason's hand. I KNOW IT! The suspense of just when they they are gonna get caught made it the best part for me. I did think they were gonna end up in the slam though. Then Gramma would bail them out and have their legs busted. Or something...

What I don't understand is why Teddy KGB just rolls over and gives up sixty G's like that. If he's such a badass he would have gone all Joe Pesci on Matt Damon and they'd have to go find a hole in the desert.


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Post by Ice Cream Jonsey » Mon Jun 14, 2010 7:45 pm

Haha, I am glad you enjoyed it.

The thing I always thought about Teddy KGB was, if he had a reputation as freaking out and killing people if he lost, nobody would ever go to there to play cards once word got out. So Mike McD wouldn't have gone to his place to begin with, if he was liable to just off someone who won too much.
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Post by pinback » Tue Jun 15, 2010 10:00 am

Now we will discuss how the movie is stupid because at the end, McD has exactly the same amount of money that he had in the beginning of the movie, and goes to Vegas anyway, so what the hell was the point of the rest of the movie?

The only excuse I've heard that made any sense at all was that by the end he'd quit college, so he had more disposable funds that he would have otherwise used for tuition.
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Post by Flack » Tue Jun 15, 2010 10:43 am

Bangor?

Nah, I just met 'er.

I would definitely go see a lighthouse.
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