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Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Posted: Mon Jan 20, 2020 7:54 am
by Flack
Look, I don't want to shit on the martini drinking world at large. There are people, fine people, who drink martinis. That's great. There are people who drive Smart cars, those miserably tiny little cars that have the storage capacity of a shopping cart and yet somehow get worse mileage than a Honda Civic. There are professional wine tasters who have been fooled by adding red food coloring to white wine. Somebody, somewhere, paid to attend mime school. There are psychopaths out there removing working CRT monitors from arcade cabinets and replacing them with LCD panels. Fine people, all fine people.

Alls I'm sayin', Conor McGregor once punched an elderly man in the face for not drinking a shot of his whiskey, and maaaaaybe both sides were at fault.

Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Posted: Mon Jan 20, 2020 8:50 am
by Billy Mays
Flack wrote:
Mon Jan 20, 2020 7:54 am
Conor McGregor once punched an elderly man in the face for not drinking a shot of his whiskey
From all of the whiskey videos I've seen so far of people reviewing Proper No. Twelve it looks like the elderly man made the right call.

Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Posted: Mon Jan 20, 2020 10:59 am
by Casual Observer
pinback wrote:
Sun Jan 19, 2020 7:19 am
My martinis were always Bombay Sapphire straight out of the freezer, with no other ingredients, so stirring/shaking was not an issue.
I have some Sapphire in the freezer now. I never called it a "Martini" but I guess by your definition I had a swig of "Martini" a half hour ago.

Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Posted: Mon Jan 20, 2020 1:00 pm
by pinback
Call 'em M*A*S*H Martinis. Straight out the still into yo mouf.

Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Posted: Mon Jan 20, 2020 1:41 pm
by Ice Cream Jonsey
I did think that Flack's Dad was going to kill every single person at that dealership. And we wouldn't question why he's still walking the streets because it was a fucking used car dealership.

Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Posted: Mon Jan 20, 2020 2:03 pm
by Flack
Billy Mays wrote:
Mon Jan 20, 2020 8:50 am
Flack wrote:
Mon Jan 20, 2020 7:54 am
Conor McGregor once punched an elderly man in the face for not drinking a shot of his whiskey
From all of the whiskey videos I've seen so far of people reviewing Proper No. Twelve it looks like the elderly man made the right call.
Sorry, I don't watch videos about whiskey. I drink it.

Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Posted: Mon Jan 20, 2020 10:55 pm
by Billy Mays
Flack wrote:
Mon Jan 20, 2020 2:03 pm
Billy Mays wrote:
Mon Jan 20, 2020 8:50 am
Flack wrote:
Mon Jan 20, 2020 7:54 am
Conor McGregor once punched an elderly man in the face for not drinking a shot of his whiskey
From all of the whiskey videos I've seen so far of people reviewing Proper No. Twelve it looks like the elderly man made the right call.
Sorry, I don't watch videos about whiskey. I drink it.
Have you had it before? If so would you mind making a review of it and uploading it to youtube?

Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Posted: Fri Feb 07, 2020 6:56 pm
by AArdvark
Tonight! --------!

Don't have to work tomorrow so it's time to crack out the ----- after I finish snowblowing the driveway.

Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Posted: Fri Feb 07, 2020 8:44 pm
by pinback
Oh, stop that.

Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Posted: Sat Feb 08, 2020 4:07 pm
by AArdvark
Tonight! A nice dry red from the north of New York. Get those antioxidants working!

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Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Posted: Sat Feb 08, 2020 5:59 pm
by pinback
Okay that's very funny.

Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Posted: Sat Feb 15, 2020 9:45 pm
by loafergirl
why does the very last of my bottle of Barefoot Wine Pinot Noir taste like Mad Dog 2020?

Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Posted: Sat Feb 15, 2020 9:46 pm
by loafergirl
McTavish is dead and his brother don't know it, his brother is dead and McTavish don't know it, they're both of 'em dead and they're in the same bed, and neither man knows that the other is dead....

Now repeat verses faster and faster in chorus with others until drunken laughter ensues

Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Posted: Sat Feb 15, 2020 10:30 pm
by Billy Mays
I really appreciate how you took my suggestion of hiding the bottle to turn the posts into a hidden picture game.

Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Posted: Sun Feb 16, 2020 6:42 am
by AArdvark
Actually I didn't want to enable Ben by showing him photos of delicious red wine.

Pinot Noir tastes like Mad Dog 2020
Air in the bottle turns the flavors to the cheap side. Never mind those vacuum-seal thingies, the trick is to pound it all so there's nothing left to spoil later.

THE
WASTE-NOT
WASTED
AARDVARK

Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Posted: Sun Feb 16, 2020 7:12 pm
by Billy Mays
AArdvark wrote:
Sun Feb 16, 2020 6:42 am
Actually I didn't want to enable Ben by showing him photos of delicious red wine.


Half a dozen one way, six the other.

AArdvark wrote:
Sun Feb 16, 2020 6:42 am
Air in the bottle turns the flavors to the cheap side.



I thought this was just the opposite for wine which is supposed to evolve and mature in the presence of air in the bottle?

Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Posted: Mon Feb 17, 2020 6:47 am
by pinback
Wine + air + time = salad dressing.

Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Posted: Mon Feb 17, 2020 6:03 pm
by AArdvark
Wine + salad dressing - air = death

THE
NEW MATH
AARDVARK

Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Posted: Sat Mar 14, 2020 4:00 pm
by AArdvark
Tonight! Cosmopolitans, at least one. Got the leaf blower out and, after removing all the Christmas lights, cleaned out the gutters, yet again. I feel it's a disservice to St Patrick's Day if the Christmas lights are still up in March. I was gonna let 'em slide till Easter but it's too nice a day to not climb up on the roof. And who doesn't like roof drinking, am I right?

THE
CASE OF SHINGLES
UNDERFOOT
AARDVARK

Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Posted: Sat Mar 14, 2020 6:34 pm
by Flack
I bought a bottle of salted caramel vodka and a six pack of Shiner S'more Chocolate & Marshmallow Ale earlier. Beer's in the fridge and the first glass of vodka's in my belly. Bring on the virus, bitches.