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Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Posted: Wed Aug 14, 2019 4:09 pm
by AArdvark
Ride the seltzer!

Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Posted: Wed Aug 14, 2019 7:13 pm
by AArdvark
Pig juice nightcap. Took the telescope out and looked at Saturn. Cool that you can see the rings. Also saw the moons of Jupiter. I'm so William Herschel right now. Waiting for the Perseids. Prolly fall asleep.

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DAYTIME
ASSTRONOMER
AARDVARK

Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Posted: Thu Aug 15, 2019 5:27 am
by Tdarcos
When I think of dedicated astronomers, I think of Clyde Tombaugh[*], who looked through thousands of (often blurry) photographs in order to discover the (now dwarf) planet Pluto. And he did this by hand, back in 1930.

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[*] Yes, I did remember his name. I knew he did it back in the 1930s but had to look up the exact year.

Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Posted: Thu Aug 15, 2019 2:25 pm
by AArdvark
Tonight!
Drowning olives on the deck.

Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Posted: Sun Aug 18, 2019 12:48 pm
by AArdvark
This afternoon!

Er, I dunno if it has a name. Sailor Jerry, cranberry and a dash of unsweetened lime juice.
I'll call it: The Poop Deck, cause that's where I'm enjoying them. My boy brought his dog over one time last Thanksgiving and the dog dropped a load out there. Its been called the poop deck ever since.
Anyway, vacation is over, projects are finished and now it's relax time until the alarm clock goes reep reep reep tomorrow morning.

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FROOTS OF
LABOUR
AARDVARK

Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Posted: Mon Aug 19, 2019 6:52 am
by Tdarcos
AArdvark wrote:
Sun Aug 18, 2019 12:48 pm
I dunno if it has a name. Sailor Jerry, cranberry and a dash of unsweetened lime juice.
This specific one does not come up in a Google search but in general a drink of this type is cailled a rum cocktail.
AArdvark wrote:
Sun Aug 18, 2019 12:48 pm
I'll call it: The Poop Deck
Fair enough, now you have to publicize it so that becomes the standard name. I mean, if drinks can have silly names like Harvey Wallbanger and Sex on the Beach, how hard can it be to get this one known by this name?

Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Posted: Mon Aug 19, 2019 10:18 pm
by Jizaboz
What is your favorite grog recipe, Paul?

Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Posted: Tue Aug 20, 2019 9:02 pm
by Tdarcos
Jizaboz wrote:
Mon Aug 19, 2019 10:18 pm
What is your favorite grog recipe, Paul?
None. I don't drink because - fortunately in my case - I can't stand the taste of alcohol. I say fortunately because alcoholism runs in my family. My mother might have been one and my sister admits she is an alcoholic. I know I have the potential for addiction problems.

Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Posted: Wed Aug 21, 2019 9:31 am
by Jizaboz
It was a joke. I know you don't drink. Here is the grog recipe from The Secret of Monkey Island:

The drink seen in Monkey Island is as much a test of a pirates mettle as it is a refreshing drink. It is made of "a secret mixture that contains one or more of the following: Kerosene, Propylene Glycol, Artificial Sweeteners, Sulfuric Acid, Rum, Acetone, Battery Acid, red dye#2, SCUMM, Axle grease and/or pepperoni".

Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Posted: Wed Aug 21, 2019 4:59 pm
by Tdarcos
Jizaboz wrote:
Wed Aug 21, 2019 9:31 am
It was a joke. I know you don't drink. Here is the grog recipe from The Secret of Monkey Island:

The drink seen in Monkey Island is as much a test of a pirates mettle as it is a refreshing drink. It is made of "a secret mixture that contains one or more of the following: Kerosene, Propylene Glycol, Artificial Sweeteners, Sulfuric Acid, Rum, Acetone, Battery Acid, red dye#2, SCUMM, Axle grease and/or pepperoni".
Let's see, most of these I know. Propylene glycol is antifreeze, tried it, it's sweet but I prefer Mtn. Dew. Sulfuric Acid will boil if it comes in contact with water and causes nasty skin burns. (Saw a series of videos on YouTube a year or so ago from a sulfuric acid manufacturer [Norfalco] about handling it and preventing injuries.) Acetone is nail polish remover. Battery acid is the same chemical as stomach acid, hydrochloric acid, the strongest acid in the world, so strong your stomach regrows its lining every 7 days. Don't know what SCUMM is if it's not the Lucasarts video game engine. Axle grease is actually useful in the case of skin burns (such as occur from being splashed by sulphuric acid.)

Oh, and I hate pepperoni.

Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Posted: Thu Aug 22, 2019 8:31 am
by Jizaboz
Tdarcos wrote: Oh, and I hate pepperoni.
Reheheaaally?! Now that is an odd fact about you that I did not know.

Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Posted: Thu Aug 22, 2019 3:11 pm
by AArdvark
That's plain weird.
No pepperoni and no booze make Commander something something....

Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Posted: Thu Aug 22, 2019 7:20 pm
by pinback
How can anyone hate pepperoni, unless they're a vegetarian or some shit. How is it possible.

Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Posted: Thu Aug 22, 2019 9:16 pm
by Tdarcos
pinback wrote:
Thu Aug 22, 2019 7:20 pm
How can anyone hate pepperoni, unless they're a vegetarian or some shit. How is it possible.
I'm perfectly happy with any of ham, sausage, and steak. I just do not like pepperoni. Besides, you should know I'm not a vegetarian, I did a video on hamburger, I think I did one on pastrami on rye, I ate a sausage pizza in one video and might have done one on steaks.

Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Posted: Fri Aug 23, 2019 1:04 am
by RealNC
Tdarcos wrote:
Wed Aug 21, 2019 4:59 pm
Oh, and I hate pepperoni.
Get. OUT.

Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Posted: Fri Aug 23, 2019 5:22 am
by pinback
This BBS is now about finding out why Paul doesn't like pepperoni. What ABOUT it don't you like?

Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Posted: Fri Aug 23, 2019 6:09 am
by Tdarcos
pinback wrote:
Fri Aug 23, 2019 5:22 am
This BBS is now about finding out why Paul doesn't like pepperoni. What ABOUT it don't you like?
The taste, the mouth feel, the look, the greasiness, the color, the smell and the taste. Oh, did I mention how I don't like the taste?

Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Posted: Fri Aug 23, 2019 7:22 am
by Flack
Added to list of potential band names: "The Mouth Feel."

Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Posted: Fri Aug 23, 2019 12:25 pm
by pinback
Tdarcos wrote:
Fri Aug 23, 2019 6:09 am
pinback wrote:
Fri Aug 23, 2019 5:22 am
This BBS is now about finding out why Paul doesn't like pepperoni. What ABOUT it don't you like?
The taste, the mouth feel, the look, the greasiness, the color, the smell and the taste. Oh, did I mention how I don't like the taste?

Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Posted: Fri Aug 23, 2019 4:27 pm
by AArdvark
Eating pepperoni and drinking booze will make your leg grow back.

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