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Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Posted: Sun Apr 14, 2019 6:21 pm
by pinback
YOUR nose is incredibly complex.

Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Posted: Sun Apr 14, 2019 6:23 pm
by pinback
Billy Mays wrote:
Sun Apr 14, 2019 5:50 pm
Tasting it I immediately get hot apple pie with the tart apples, the soothing cinnamon and the hot buttery crust, crème brûlée, cherry soda that is more cherry than soda, an almost overripe peach like the kind that can still hold its shape but completely explodes in your mouth on the first bite, fresh squeezed lemonade, dark chocolate (85-90% cocoa). Pepper. Ginger. Caramels, toffees, and butterscotch for days.
This is obviously a bit.

It's a good bit, though, so I'll allow it.

It's fitting, though, that it begins "I immediately get hot apple pie", which would also be our dear, fallen Commander's first response to it. Or anything.

Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Posted: Sun Apr 14, 2019 7:30 pm
by Billy Mays
It's not a bit. Four Roses Single Barrel is a 5a whiskey...Hold on, let me pour another one to cap off the day...yes, I also get pear, sweet rose water, and pipe tobacco. Yes, very good indeed.

What do you mean by "fallen"? He is coming back right? He's just resting and recovering?

Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Posted: Sun Apr 14, 2019 8:24 pm
by Billy Mays
Off topic, but I'm drunk so on topic:


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Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Posted: Mon Apr 15, 2019 6:49 am
by Billy Mays
Ok, maybe the 5a rating was a bit much and likely influenced by the booze, but it was easily a 5/5. Incredibly tasty stuff and what I would consider in my mind to be the perfect bourbon.

Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Posted: Mon Apr 15, 2019 7:11 am
by pinback
Watching the Masters in a Kroger. Can you believe some people don't even HAVE brewpubs in the middle of their grocery stores?

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Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Posted: Mon Apr 15, 2019 8:41 am
by Flack
A Colorado coaster in an Ohio's Kroger. Full circle.

Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Posted: Mon Apr 15, 2019 3:01 pm
by AArdvark
Fuck, man. New York State sucks balls!

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Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Posted: Mon Apr 15, 2019 5:46 pm
by COASTER EXPERT
Flack wrote:
Mon Apr 15, 2019 8:41 am
A Colorado coaster in an Ohio's Kroger. Full circle.
He's right, you know.

Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Posted: Mon Apr 15, 2019 8:55 pm
by Billy Mays
AArdvark wrote:
Mon Apr 15, 2019 3:01 pm
New York State sucks balls!

Yeah, over there you have to do your drinking behind the grocery store.




Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2019 6:07 pm
by Ice Cream Jonsey
Lots of posts with our dear forum friend Tdarcos. I only wish that bryanb was around to see Tdarcos in his PRIME.

Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Posted: Wed Apr 17, 2019 11:19 pm
by bryanb
Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:
Tue Apr 16, 2019 6:07 pm
Lots of posts with our dear forum friend Tdarcos. I only wish that bryanb was around to see Tdarcos in his PRIME.
It's not quite the same, but I have been studying the archives of late and can say Tdarcos has now genuinely enriched my life in his own special way. At first I was astonished that there seemed to be someone completely immune to Ben's sense of humor. After a while, I started to wonder if Tdarcos was really a character deliberately invented in order to annoy Ben...his own personal Annoyotron, if you will. Then I read about the medical problems and the financial struggles. I saw that Tdarcos' list of the people on this forum that cared about him included Ben, and I saw Ben wish the man a happy birthday. Empathy was achieved, tears were shed.

I can't believe the saga is truly over. I won't believe it until I have no choice.

Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Posted: Thu Apr 18, 2019 3:20 am
by Flack
bryanb wrote:
Wed Apr 17, 2019 11:19 pm
At first I was astonished that there seemed to be someone completely immune to Ben's sense of humor.
I mean while technically correct, it is really only because Ben's humor is a subset of all humor, which TDarcos is also immune to.

Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Posted: Thu Apr 18, 2019 7:10 am
by Billy Mays
bryanb wrote:
Wed Apr 17, 2019 11:19 pm
Tdarcos has now genuinely enriched my life in his own special way.

He has enriched all of our lives, that is why I created this thread where you can discuss it:


https://www.joltcountry.com/phpBB3/view ... =9&t=10502


You are all reported.

Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Posted: Thu Apr 18, 2019 7:42 am
by Billy Mays
I've decided to change up my format in light of the contempt my reviews have been receiving recently. They are going to be more concise and attempt to capture the broader experience rather than individual elements. Let me know what you think.

Bulleit Bourbon: Very Nice.

Knob Creek Bourbon: Deeeeeeeeeeelicious.

Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Posted: Thu Apr 18, 2019 11:07 am
by pinback

Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Posted: Thu Apr 18, 2019 1:40 pm
by Flack
I thought for sure that was going to be a link to Clorox.

Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Posted: Thu Apr 18, 2019 3:15 pm
by AArdvark
Dude, it's not about the booze, it's about the personality that emerges as a result of the booze. Let's hear more about that.

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Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Posted: Thu Apr 18, 2019 5:26 pm
by AArdvark
Tonight!

More gin. Eester weekend. It got up to 70 degrees and I'm out on the deck kicking off a 3 day weekend.

Discussion topic: pipe smoking.

A few years ago I stopped because a friend of mine , who hooved Winston cigarettes like they were candy , developed throat cancer.
Well thats not my problem, maybe I'll look distinguished if I take it up again

Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Posted: Thu Apr 18, 2019 5:31 pm
by AArdvark
And stop flagging all rhe posts. This is the drunk base, of couse everyone is going off topic.

Jeez

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