Where teh hell is the drunk base?

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Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Post by AArdvark » Wed May 29, 2019 5:35 pm

The black grill with the hots and hamburgers is indeed a Char Broil 2 burner. It's not mine, I just got elected to be Grillmaster that day.

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Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Post by AArdvark » Thu May 30, 2019 3:22 pm

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My ,mom bought me a 12 pack of these airplane bottles for my birthday.

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Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Post by AArdvark » Thu May 30, 2019 5:24 pm

I'm really drinking them too

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Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Post by Billy Mays » Thu May 30, 2019 9:29 pm

Obduction is free on gog for the next day or so.

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Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Post by The Happiness Engine » Fri May 31, 2019 5:03 pm

Do not save your corks. A bottle of wine is meant to be drunk, and a bottle of liquor is meant to reseal. If you REALLY want to save wine, decant it into a ziploc, use the sous-vide trick to get all the air out, and freeze it for as long as you want. Small water bottles work too if you want to save it for less time. The goal is to minimize the surface area that is in contact with oxygen.

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Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Post by AArdvark » Fri May 31, 2019 5:34 pm

I got this way cool vacuum pump for wine. For those times when I only want one glass of merlot. Havent really used it much.

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Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Post by Billy Mays » Fri May 31, 2019 9:36 pm

AArdvark wrote:
Fri May 31, 2019 5:34 pm
I got this way cool vacuum pump for wine.

"wine"

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Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Post by AArdvark » Sat Jun 01, 2019 2:52 am

That Swedish wine vacuum pump belongs to someone else


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Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Post by Flack » Sat Jun 01, 2019 5:03 am

We went to a Brazillian Cafe last night and these are the drinks I tried:

Swing Low, Sweet Cadillac
Novo Fogo Colibri cachaça, OK Distilling Co. Charcoal-Smoked Rye, bitters, simple, expressed orange

Take Me to the Amazon, Jungle Bird
Novo Fogo Colibri cachaça, pineapple, lime juice & a splash of campari

Paulista Royale
Crown Royal & Guarana (an energetic Brazilian soft drink, straight from the Amazon!)

Blame it on the Bossa Nova
Novo Fogo Colibri cachaça, coconut milk, coconut cream, orange juice, pineapple, nutmeg
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Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Post by AArdvark » Sat Jun 01, 2019 9:39 am

Wow those sound really tasty what's novo froyo calibillum stuff?

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Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Post by Flack » Sat Jun 01, 2019 8:22 pm

Novo Fogo is a type of cachaça (Colibri is the brand). Cachaça tastes like rum, but is made from sugar cane.
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Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Post by Ice Cream Jonsey » Tue Jun 04, 2019 8:17 pm

Leopold's vodka has been the thing lately. I think I am going to try to go a month with no drinking though.

Obligatory let's drink scotch like a sir:

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Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Post by Billy Mays » Tue Jun 04, 2019 9:42 pm

So let me get this straight:

1. Throw your whiskey on the ground.

2. pick your water up from the inside of the container.

3. Use the water to dilute your next glass down to 35%.


This man is no expert, he just showed up in Scotland one day wearing a suit.

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Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Post by AArdvark » Sat Jun 08, 2019 2:51 pm

Tonight! After a half day of working on Casa del AArdvark...Gin

With ice

The kids gave me a pint of the lilac gin from Black Button.
"It's hard to get except for this time of year"

Already knowing this, I stocked up by buying 2 litres and stashing them away last month.

But the thought was nice and there's no such thing as too much gin.

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Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Post by Ice Cream Jonsey » Sat Jun 08, 2019 7:47 pm

Billy Mays wrote:
Tue Jun 04, 2019 9:42 pm
So let me get this straight:

1. Throw your whiskey on the ground.

2. pick your water up from the inside of the container.

3. Use the water to dilute your next glass down to 35%.


This man is no expert, he just showed up in Scotland one day wearing a suit.
All of that is true. And he has another video where he goes over the same concepts. I can link that as well if we don't have it down in the first one. Capeech??
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Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Post by Billy Mays » Sat Jun 08, 2019 8:02 pm

Yeah, I've seen him do that same stunt in a different video and it drove me fucking nuts. He had some 30 year old Macallan or something similar and the dipshit just threw the fucking dram on the floor to prepare the glass for the next pour. How about this:

You pour a little whiskey in your glass, swirl it around for a second, then drink it. You now have a perfectly uncontaminated glass for your next pour and don't have to mop up hundreds of dollars worth of unicorn scotch from your floor.

There. Drink your whiskey, don't throw it on the floor. I'm an expert now.

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Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Post by AArdvark » Mon Jun 10, 2019 3:32 pm

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Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Post by Ice Cream Jonsey » Mon Jun 10, 2019 4:31 pm

Billy Mays wrote:
Sat Jun 08, 2019 8:02 pm
Yeah, I've seen him do that same stunt in a different video and it drove me fucking nuts. He had some 30 year old Macallan or something similar and the dipshit just threw the fucking dram on the floor to prepare the glass for the next pour. How about this:

You pour a little whiskey in your glass, swirl it around for a second, then drink it. You now have a perfectly uncontaminated glass for your next pour and don't have to mop up hundreds of dollars worth of unicorn scotch from your floor.

There. Drink your whiskey, don't throw it on the floor. I'm an expert now.
God dammit. I thought I was talking to pinback on this because of the goddamn avatars. I was GOING to say that between the two of us we have 8 pets or so and wouldn't scotch be preferable.

Well, that's fine, I can adjust.

Thank you for your solid take, I'm not 100% sure he does this in real life, but there's at least three videos where he does do it. Pinback, what is YOUR take on all of this?
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Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Post by Billy Mays » Mon Jun 10, 2019 9:03 pm

Any chance of you uploading the 911 picture into the avatar vault so I can switch out from this one?

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Re: Where teh hell is the drunk base?

Post by AArdvark » Sat Jun 29, 2019 2:20 pm

Tonight! Jagermopolitons! The traditional cosmo, only with Boodles gin and a shot of Jagermeister in the shaker for good luck.

Hot outside. Hot like a bad monkey.

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