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Re: I can't believe Runner outlived....

Post by Ice Cream Jonsey » Fri Mar 23, 2018 8:47 pm

None of what Tdarcos said here is remotely correct. How do we fix this situation?
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Re: I can't believe Runner outlived....

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Someone guest post as Tdarcos Fact Checker

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Re: I can't believe Runner outlived....

Post by Billy Mays » Sat Mar 24, 2018 5:56 am

I wish Tsummary came back, that guy knows how to craft an alt.

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Re: I can't believe Runner outlived....

Post by RealNC » Sat Mar 24, 2018 9:24 am

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:
Fri Mar 23, 2018 8:47 pm
None of what Tdarcos said here is remotely correct. How do we fix this situation?
By embracing incorrectness as an acceptable implementation detail?

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Re: I can't believe Runner outlived....

Post by AArdvark » Sat Mar 24, 2018 10:28 am

So now he's the government?

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Re: I can't believe Runner outlived....

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Re: I can't believe Runner outlived....

Post by Flack » Thu Jun 28, 2018 12:28 pm

I guess we can lock this thread now?
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Re: I can't believe Runner outlived....

Post by Casual Observer » Thu Jun 28, 2018 12:49 pm

Runner's probably just looking for a home with less pee splashes.

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Re: I can't believe Runner outlived....

Post by Tdarcos » Fri Jun 29, 2018 11:38 am

Beyond that, Runner has been gone 3 days despite repeated calls to the animal and other sounds. Either someone else found him as keeping him indoors, or he's dead.

If someone else decided they wanted him, I could live with that. Unless it was a Korean family.
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Re: I can't believe Runner outlived....

Post by Casual Observer » Fri Jun 29, 2018 12:03 pm

Tdarcos wrote:
Fri Jun 29, 2018 11:38 am
If someone else decided they wanted him, I could live with that. Unless it was a Korean family.
wow, just wow. A 400 pound man deigns himself worthy of being a racist piece of shit, I guess whiteness is that good. Are you saying a Korean family us more likely to eat the cat than a morbidly obese slob who languishes in poverty and uselessness.

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Re: I can't believe Runner outlived....

Post by Tdarcos » Fri Jun 29, 2018 12:37 pm

Casual Observer wrote:
Fri Jun 29, 2018 12:03 pm
Tdarcos wrote:
Fri Jun 29, 2018 11:38 am
If someone else decided they wanted him, I could live with that. Unless it was a Korean family.
wow, just wow. A 400 pound man deigns himself worthy of being a racist piece of shit, I guess whiteness is that good. Are you saying a Korean family us more likely to eat the cat than a morbidly obese slob who languishes in poverty and uselessness.
Oh come on! It has been a long-term stereotype that Koreans eat cats. It's known to be not true, at least in America, and has been used for humor for a long time, just like statements for your son to be careful if he has to go visit a Catholic Church before, during, or after services, or wants to become an altar boy. And I remember that back from one of John Updyke's "Rabbit" novels of the '70s.

Again, you have forgotten that words have exact meanings. I am 'languishing' in neither. Check pricing for rented rooms in the College Park / Hyattsville / University Park, MD area. Not cheap. As I stated in my initial announcement where I believed the cat was gone, I said I had been working 15 hours as an election judge because it's one of the few jobs that need people bad enough they welcome handicapped people. And I am damn good at what I do, which is all of the positions. We routinely run very short waiting periods for people to vote, often we'll have stretches of several hours where the wait is zero because we register them and get them to a booth fast.

I am essentially unable to find work because handicapped people are all but unemployable at private employers. They're afraid of liability and sickness and disability claims. The only people with higher unemployment rates than the disabled are black teenagers.
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Re: I can't believe Runner outlived....

Post by pinback » Fri Jun 29, 2018 1:52 pm

Tdarcos wrote:
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Re: I can't believe Runner outlived....

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Re: I can't believe Runner outlived....

Post by RealNC » Fri Jun 29, 2018 8:56 pm

Tdarcos wrote:
Fri Jun 29, 2018 12:37 pm
Oh come on! It has been a long-term stereotype that Koreans eat cats. It's known to be not true, at least in America
Wait, what? No, they eat cats, dude. And dogs.

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Re: I can't believe Runner outlived....

Post by Ice Cream Jonsey » Sun Jul 01, 2018 9:26 pm

Let me help you guys. Saying that all Koreans eat cats is indeed a racist statement. That is because Koreans live in two different nations. The play I think you guys are going for is a statement involving North Korea and/or South Korea and what they consume.
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Re: I can't believe Runner outlived....

Post by Flack » Mon Jul 02, 2018 5:47 am

I eat fish, but not the ones in my aquarium.
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Re: I can't believe Runner outlived....

Post by RealNC » Mon Jul 02, 2018 7:08 am

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:
Sun Jul 01, 2018 9:26 pm
Let me help you guys. Saying that all Koreans eat cats is indeed a racist statement. That is because Koreans live in two different nations.
Not all Koreans eat cats. That is true. The correct statement is: Cats and especially dogs are a very popular dish in South Korea.

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Re: I can't believe Runner outlived....

Post by AArdvark » Mon Jul 02, 2018 1:12 pm

So he's saying he ate his cat.....

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