Why can't Tdarcos choke his chicken?

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Let's guess why the commander can't jerk off anymore?

He can't find it anymore.
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17%
He can't reach it anymore.
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It fell off.
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He accidentally ate it along with the plate on his lap.
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17%
three words: doritos dust chafing
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17%
 
Total votes: 6

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Why can't Tdarcos choke his chicken?

Post by Casual Observer » Fri Apr 05, 2013 1:43 am

Tdarcos wrote:I haven't been able to masturbate in more than six months. Personal reasons I don't feel like explaining right now.

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Post by AArdvark » Fri Apr 05, 2013 2:59 am

The choices are many and varied. I hope it's not the Doritos chafing thing, that sounds truly gross.

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Post by pinback » Fri Apr 05, 2013 9:17 am

What happened to "doesn't work anymore"? That's my vote.
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