10 Ten Cereals And I Curse At You At The End

[Ice Cream Jonsey]

10. Honey Smacks
9. Cocoa Pebbles
8. Lucky Charms
7. Raisin Bran
6. Grape Nuts
5. Apple Jacks
4. Wheaties
3. Peanut Butter Cap'n Crunch
2. Boo Berry
1. Ice Cream Cones
0. Go fuck yourself O's

[AArdvark]

Waffel-Os
Buckwheats
Quisp
Cocoa pebbles
Cocoa puffs
Count Chocula (the old version, with marshmallows 5X)

marshmallo

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10. Lucky Charms
9. Froot Loops
8. Corn Flakes
7. Honey Nut Cheerios
6. Rice Chex
5. Crispix
4. Honey Bunches of Oats with Almonds
3. Heritage Ancient Grains
2. Count Chocula
1. Cap'n Crunch Crunchberries
0. Cap'n Suck My Dick

[Tdarcos]

Essentially, every one of these cereals is a sponsor of diabetes. Not a sponsor of the Diabetes Foundation, but a major contributor to getting diabetes.

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This just in: Snap, Craclkle, and Pop! have been found murdered. Police suspect a cereal killer may be involved.

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Those were not ten cereals and then cursing at us.

[Ice Cream Jonsey]

Waffel-Os
Buckwheats
Quisp
Cocoa pebbles
Cocoa puffs
Count Chocula (the old version, with marshmallows 5X)

marshmallo

There was a critical component to all of this that your post is missing, my friend.

[Ice Cream Jonsey]

Essentially, every one of these cereals is a sponsor of diabetes. Not a sponsor of the Diabetes Foundation, but a major contributor to getting diabetes.

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This just in: Snap, Craclkle, and Pop! have been found murdered. Police suspect a cereal killer may be involved.

I am going to need 10 cereals and some swearing for this post to continue.

[Debaser]

10. Raidin Bran
9. Honey Bunches of Oats
8. Frankenberry
7, Rice Crispies
6. Cocoa Crispies
5. Curry Crispies
4. Cookie Crisps
3. Cookie Christs
2. Strawberry Smiggles
1. Bowl of Milk and Crackrocks
0. Honey Smacks You in the Face With My Cock

[Flack]

10. Cap'n Crunch
09. Lucky Charms
08. Rice Chex
07. Fruity Pebbles
06. Wheaties
05. Raisin Bran
04. Cinnamon Toast Crunch
03. Frankenberry
02. Cookie Crisp
01. Count Chocula
00. Cheeri-o yo momma so fat.

[Ice Cream Jonsey]

I somehow forgot Cookie Crisp. God. I ... how could I have done that?

Flack, I made it to the end of your little post there and I don't even take offense at the last line. Honestly, by forgetting Cookie Crisp, I deserved it.

I'm seeing two things on a lot of list: Cinnamon Toast Crunch and invitations to go fuck myself. Melissa bought CTC this week and it's IN the house. I should try it.

New list:

10. Cocoa Pebbles
9. Lucky Charms
8. Raisin Bran
7. Grape Nuts
6. Apple Jacks
5. Wheaties
4. Peanut Butter Cap'n Crunch
3. Boo Berry
2. Cookie Crisp
1. Ice Cream Cones
0. Golden Cram-Your-Dick-Up-Your-Ass

[Garth's Equipment Shop]

1. Cinnamon Toast Crunch (thought it was interesting you mentioned it since its the only cereal I ever buy anymore - going on a few years now)
2. Cocoa pebbles (always loved chocolate milk)
3. Life
4. Frosted Flakes
5. Honey Comb "it's not small. no no no!"
6. Wheaties (actually hate it but it's kind of iconic)
7. Frosted Mini-Wheats
8. Fruity Pebbles
9. Alphabits
10. Maple Brown Sugar Miniwheats (should have put higher in list)
0. Frankenberry teabags your mom

[Ice Cream Jonsey]

Garth gets it. Garth understands.

[AArdvark]

10: Waffel-Os
9: Buckwheats
8: Quisp
7: Cocoa pebbles
6: Cocoa puffs
5: Count Chocula (the old version, with marshmallows 5X)
screw the rest

0: Sugar dick-smacks up side your head, Motherfuckers!