It Is Time To Construct The Ultimate Cheeseburger

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Re: It Is Time To Construct The Ultimate Cheeseburger

Post by Jizaboz » Thu May 31, 2018 6:44 am

Yeah I'm not feeling that roll either, man.

Also, I'd swap pickles for the lettuce.

Otherwise everything looks perfectly fine here.

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Re: It Is Time To Construct The Ultimate Cheeseburger

Post by pinback » Thu May 31, 2018 7:59 am

These days, I would say the correct way is just beef, american cheese, one leaf of lettuce, one slice of tomato, and BURGER SAUCE.
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Re: It Is Time To Construct The Ultimate Cheeseburger

Post by Billy Mays » Thu May 31, 2018 12:08 pm

needs bacon.

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Re: It Is Time To Construct The Ultimate Cheeseburger

Post by The Happiness Engine » Thu May 31, 2018 2:34 pm

bun, leaf of romaine, 2 slices of roma tomato, patty, american cheese, mustard (I will accept BURGER SAUCE).

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Re: It Is Time To Construct The Ultimate Cheeseburger

Post by pinback » Thu May 31, 2018 3:37 pm

Romaine?! the fuck outta here
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Re: It Is Time To Construct The Ultimate Cheeseburger

Post by Tdarcos » Thu May 31, 2018 5:34 pm

pinback wrote:
Thu May 31, 2018 7:59 am
These days, I would say [...] and BURGER SAUCE.
AKA ketchup and mayonnaise.
pinback wrote:
Thu May 31, 2018 3:37 pm
Romaine?! the fuck outta here
Iceberg lettuce has no nutritional value and probably not much taste. Romaine is a much better choice for lettuce.
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Re: It Is Time To Construct The Ultimate Cheeseburger

Post by pinback » Thu May 31, 2018 5:59 pm

The lettuce is for texture, you don't want it getting in the way of the beefy cheesey burger saucey goodness.
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Re: It Is Time To Construct The Ultimate Cheeseburger

Post by RealNC » Fri Jun 01, 2018 2:18 am

Bacon ruins a good burger.
These days, I would say the correct way is just beef, american cheese, one leaf of lettuce, one slice of tomato, and BURGER SAUCE.
Add some fresh onion, and it's DONE.

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Re: It Is Time To Construct The Ultimate Cheeseburger

Post by pinback » Fri Jun 01, 2018 5:53 am

No onions. That's a major change. The onions overwhelm the beefy, cheesy, saucy goodness.
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Re: It Is Time To Construct The Ultimate Cheeseburger

Post by RealNC » Fri Jun 01, 2018 8:20 am

Onion rings then? They're more subtle.

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Re: It Is Time To Construct The Ultimate Cheeseburger

Post by pinback » Fri Jun 01, 2018 8:39 am

No onions, thank you.
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Re: It Is Time To Construct The Ultimate Cheeseburger

Post by pinback » Fri Jun 01, 2018 8:40 am

The place in the world that does this best is "Pier Burger" on the Santa Monica Pier. Here is a picture of their product, the ultimate cheeseburger:

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Re: It Is Time To Construct The Ultimate Cheeseburger

Post by RealNC » Fri Jun 01, 2018 10:37 pm

pinback wrote:
Fri Jun 01, 2018 8:39 am
No onions, thank you.
Heresy! What IS a burger, really? It's something we wrap around ONIONS to make them even better.

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Re: It Is Time To Construct The Ultimate Cheeseburger

Post by Hamburgler » Sat Jun 02, 2018 12:07 am

No such thing as a real burger without onions.

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Re: It Is Time To Construct The Ultimate Cheeseburger

Post by pinback » Sat Jun 02, 2018 6:14 am

That's absurd, but we'll never meet in the middle on this, so, THREAD OVER.
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Re: It Is Time To Construct The Ultimate Cheeseburger

Post by Billy Mays » Sat Jun 02, 2018 7:42 am

needs swiss and mushrooms.

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Re: It Is Time To Construct The Ultimate Cheeseburger

Post by Flack » Sat Jun 02, 2018 7:57 am

Burger ingredients, like children's cartoons, are only good if Pinback says so. The sooner you cram your unapproved vegetables and Superfriends DVDs down the garbage disposal, the sooner you'll find nirvana. Get with the program, ingrates.
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Re: It Is Time To Construct The Ultimate Cheeseburger

Post by pinback » Sat Jun 02, 2018 11:07 am

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Re: It Is Time To Construct The Ultimate Cheeseburger

Post by Ice Cream Jonsey » Sat Jun 02, 2018 11:25 am

I looked at Pinback's picture of the burger. I would devour it. I don't care about the bun, the bun looks great. Only listen to me in this thread when I am hungry.

I will attempt to update my hunger status three times a day in this thread so you all know.
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Re: It Is Time To Construct The Ultimate Cheeseburger

Post by Ice Cream Jonsey » Sat Jun 02, 2018 11:25 am

pinback wrote:
Thu May 31, 2018 3:37 pm
Romaine?! the fuck outta here
What is burger sauce? Can ... can I have burger sauce?
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