Superbowl commercials

[pinback]

None of these are reasons water slides are better than coasters. Do any of you have any actual arguments, other than "it's funny to watch people wipe out on water slides"?

[Billy Mays]

Water slides are better than roller coasters because of the water, water feels nice and is fun to be in.

[Jizaboz]

Yeah the water is be clincher here. You know the only cool thing about "It's a Small World"? Being in fucking boat floating in rooms filled water, that's what.

If I owned my own waterslide I'd just sit at the top by the jets listening to that therapeutic white noise blasting, have a stiff drink and a smoke.. then weeeeeeeee and repeat until time to eat peanut butter crackers or something.