Norm MacDonald has now told my two favorite jokes.

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Norm MacDonald has now told my two favorite jokes.

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This might be the best one. I posted this on Facebook, but I have to share it here as well, it's so goddamn amazing.

(Paul won't understand why it's funny.)

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That was funny but 2.5 minutes too long. Please tell Howard to reign in his drunk guests.

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Wrong. The longer it goes, the funnier it gets.
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Like "The Aristocrats" joke., right?


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Not unentirely like it, but the structure is different.
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I didn't think it was all that funny. I think it would have been funnier if it ended with "And the moral of the story is, 'I came, but they went.'"
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Tdarcos wrote:I think it would have been funnier if it ended with "And the moral of the story is, 'I came, but they went.'"
N... No, man. No, it wouldn't have been.
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