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Jesus, man. She's a person, not a thing.

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I'm back, baby! Well, at least for one day (yesterday). While I didn't exercise, I did manage to forego shoveling all manner of greasy, fattening foods into my maw and guzzling every beer in sight. It's a start.

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STARTING: 219.6
CURRENT: 219.0
GOAL:209.8

Now we're talking.

Not sure how today will go but I moved 800 lbs of tile from one location to another in the hot sun so I'm thinking I paid for my sins a little.
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STARTING: 219.6
CURRENT: 218.2
GOAL:209.8

Was moving around from when I left work till 11:00 packing and handling flat tires on motorcycles and electricians that don't finish their work. Man, I'm going to blow up like a Greek puffer fish when we are done with the new house.
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I'm hovering around 298. It's just.. pathetic.

Come on, Benny, you got a week and a half to turn this around. You can DO this.
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Alright. 298.6. Obviously the 280 goal is out the window, but I think we can sprint to the finish here and at least get down in the 290 area.

Let's DO THIS.
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I woke up at 218.2 again. Nngh.

Ben, is it time that we took a day and posted everything we ate?
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Sure.

NOW WITH SOUND EFFECTS!!!

Two-egg omelet with 1/4 cup shredded swiss cheese.


Banana


1 bowl Ben's Famous Crab Bisque


2 more bananas


1 nectarine


1 bowl of baby carrots


1 more nectarine


Spaghetti puttanesca w/ chicken meatballs
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Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:I woke up at 218.2 again. Nngh.

Ben, is it time that we took a day and posted everything we ate?
The real problem here is that instead of eating right, exercising, and not drinking too many beers last week, I did the opposite of all of those things.

So this week I will do those things again, and will hit 290 no problem.
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Start: 118.5
Current: 123.0
Status: GETTIN' SWOLE, SON!

OK, most of that has to be previously fried rice, but like all great diets I'm moving the goalposts and declaring Operation "not starving to death for a month" a success.

I'm going to Buffalo for a week, where I will be treating an unending parade of meat products to intestinal luge time-trials, but when I get back maybe I will log my food [non]intake and share the only food plan that matters: The Happiness Diet!*


*diet not stated or implied to cause happiness. Your experiences may vary. Consult your doctor before, during, and if possible, after The Happiness Diet.

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I was just weighed. 333.7

I'm on my way to the magic number: 299. Which would be my lowest weight in ten years if not longer.

With luck I might see that in a few weeks.
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Yeah, if The Happiness Engine can't gain weight in BUFFALO, then he is truly trolling us all our all the food is falling out of his windpipe.

Tdarcos is coming for the rest of us. HE's coming for us!

I packed my scale so no updates until I find it again.
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Remember: this is the last one of these this BBS will ever see.

Found the scale, much to my chagrin. I packed it with stuff for my main desktop. Thanks Dickhead Past Me.

217.6. I am hungry ALL the time, however.
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Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:Remember: this is the last one of these this BBS will ever see.
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No, I will delete any weight loss thread if one pops up after this. This place is 95% weight loss threads!
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/runs site with no users

/threatens to delete threads
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I'll run you the fuck off. Just watch, man. Just watch.

Well don't JUST watch, this is a weight loss thread after all.
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Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:I'll run you the fuck off. Just watch, man. Just watch.

Well don't JUST watch, this is a weight loss thread after all.
You are kidding, aren't you? That son-of-a-bitch will still be here long after both of us have died and returned to dust. We should have had a "I can't believe Pinback outlived..." thread instead.
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119.4 lbs heading out, we'll CHECK IN when I get back home!

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215! So... I've put on five pounds in June.

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