June Fatass Challenge

Celebrity Monologues. This base allows guest posting, but please register for the full experience.

Moderators: AArdvark, Ice Cream Jonsey

User avatar
pinback
Posts: 17672
Joined: Sat Apr 27, 2002 3:00 pm
Contact:

June Fatass Challenge

Post by pinback »

Here's mine:

CURRENT: 297
GOAL: 275

Anyone else? Let's do this.
I don't have to say anything. I'm a doctor, too.

User avatar
RealNC
Posts: 2244
Joined: Wed Mar 07, 2012 4:32 am

Post by RealNC »

Current: 229
Target: 240

Extra cheese on every pizza should do it.

User avatar
Ice Cream Jonsey
Posts: 28842
Joined: Sat Apr 27, 2002 2:44 pm
Location: Colorado
Contact:

Post by Ice Cream Jonsey »

Here's the deal. I'll join for one month.

If you go 7 days without updating I delete the thread and I delete every single other weight loss thread. They're like carrion, infecting the place and hanging around waiting to be scraped away. Okay, that's not carrion but I am in such contempt of these I don't care.

DON'T ABANDON IT. This is your and the website's LAST CHANCE.
the dark and gritty...Ice Cream Jonsey!

User avatar
The Happiness Engine
Posts: 868
Joined: Thu Aug 02, 2012 4:16 pm

Post by The Happiness Engine »

Current: 118.5
Target: 12...5? Can I get back to what I weighed BEFORE I had to give up my precious gin? At least just maybe shove an extra cheeseburger in my mouth every day? ANYTHING?

User avatar
pinback
Posts: 17672
Joined: Sat Apr 27, 2002 3:00 pm
Contact:

Post by pinback »

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:Here's the deal. I'll join for one month.
Yeah. "June" is the month. Says so right in the title.
I don't have to say anything. I'm a doctor, too.

Fatass

Post by Fatass »

I was 164.5 for like 3 months and then I got a job in my field (which is pretty tiring at this time of year) and immediately lost a bunch of weight, am fitting into clothes I haven't in a year and still losing, but since I haven't been to the gym more than twice in a month can't really quantify the loss. I know I lost around 5 pounds the first 2 weeks but haven't weighed in since. All you really have to do is walk around and pick things up and put them down all day until you are too tired to move and then fall asleep without eating or drinking anything.

User avatar
pinback
Posts: 17672
Joined: Sat Apr 27, 2002 3:00 pm
Contact:

Post by pinback »

6/2: 295.6
I don't have to say anything. I'm a doctor, too.

User avatar
ChainGangGuy
Posts: 927
Joined: Mon Apr 29, 2002 11:04 am
Location: Marietta, GA

Post by ChainGangGuy »

I'll weigh-in tonight! A June FAC may pair well with the impending June 23rd, 2015 is Crush-a-Bitch Tuesday.

User avatar
Ice Cream Jonsey
Posts: 28842
Joined: Sat Apr 27, 2002 2:44 pm
Location: Colorado
Contact:

Post by Ice Cream Jonsey »

pinback wrote:
Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:Here's the deal. I'll join for one month.
Yeah. "June" is the month. Says so right in the title.
Don't get acerbic with me, pal. I'll ask you not to nicely.
the dark and gritty...Ice Cream Jonsey!

User avatar
The Happiness Engine
Posts: 868
Joined: Thu Aug 02, 2012 4:16 pm

Post by The Happiness Engine »

After some HEAVY pooping, I'm up to 119! Progress! That I immediately sabotaged by not eating an entire pound of free pastrami for lunch that was my right! Check back soon, True Believers!

User avatar
pinback
Posts: 17672
Joined: Sat Apr 27, 2002 3:00 pm
Contact:

Post by pinback »

6/3: 295.2
I don't have to say anything. I'm a doctor, too.

User avatar
pinback
Posts: 17672
Joined: Sat Apr 27, 2002 3:00 pm
Contact:

Post by pinback »

6/4: 295.2, which is pretty good news because that's the same as the day before, and I totally pigged out and didn't exercise yesterday.

275 is gonna be tough to hit by the end of the month. I think anything around the 280 mark will be a relative success. But we'll see.
I don't have to say anything. I'm a doctor, too.

User avatar
pinback
Posts: 17672
Joined: Sat Apr 27, 2002 3:00 pm
Contact:

Post by pinback »

6/6: 300.0

What the fuck!? What is this happy horseshit? Nigga can't gain five pounds in two days.
I don't have to say anything. I'm a doctor, too.

User avatar
Ice Cream Jonsey
Posts: 28842
Joined: Sat Apr 27, 2002 2:44 pm
Location: Colorado
Contact:

Post by Ice Cream Jonsey »

What did you eat yesterday?
the dark and gritty...Ice Cream Jonsey!

User avatar
The Happiness Engine
Posts: 868
Joined: Thu Aug 02, 2012 4:16 pm

Post by The Happiness Engine »

120.8, BOO-YAH! I had some Chipotle, and some egg salad, but now this coffee is going to make me poop out all my SICK GAINS. >:(

User avatar
pinback
Posts: 17672
Joined: Sat Apr 27, 2002 3:00 pm
Contact:

Post by pinback »

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:What did you eat yesterday?
Colcannon.

Lots and lots of colcannon.
I don't have to say anything. I'm a doctor, too.

User avatar
The Happiness Engine
Posts: 868
Joined: Thu Aug 02, 2012 4:16 pm

Post by The Happiness Engine »

117.4. Turns out you have to eat like...EVERY day. This is clearly bullshit.

User avatar
Ice Cream Jonsey
Posts: 28842
Joined: Sat Apr 27, 2002 2:44 pm
Location: Colorado
Contact:

Post by Ice Cream Jonsey »

All right I'll go down the scale and take a look. You guys really kept u--

Oh, Pinback gave up already. Huh.
the dark and gritty...Ice Cream Jonsey!

User avatar
pinback
Posts: 17672
Joined: Sat Apr 27, 2002 3:00 pm
Contact:

Post by pinback »

299.6. Bit of a struggle over here.
I don't have to say anything. I'm a doctor, too.

User avatar
Ice Cream Jonsey
Posts: 28842
Joined: Sat Apr 27, 2002 2:44 pm
Location: Colorado
Contact:

Post by Ice Cream Jonsey »

Hmm. I got smug and I got cocky.

Start: 219.8
Today: 220.6

I know "they" say you're not supposed to check in every day. FUCK THAT. I will do everything wrong, which by extension means that I will screw this up horribly and get myself into the hospital on an IV.

On an IV, everyone loses weight.

My goal is 209.8. That would be, by far, the least I've weighed in a good ten years.

I'll note everything I had to eat on June 9th so you can make fun of me. I was supposed to bring a roll in to have a sandwich for lunch. Did I remember it? Of course not. God, I hate the fact that I can't remember jack shit. I'd pay $40 a month to boost my memory.
the dark and gritty...Ice Cream Jonsey!

Post Reply