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Re: Adventures in medicine

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Tdarcos wrote:
Sat Aug 01, 2020 8:00 pm
Billy Mays wrote:
Fri Jul 31, 2020 9:09 pm
How do you make poopies?
The same way a baby does. Depositing brown lumps into a diaper. I have no control at all over my bowels, when they decide to empty, it's like my bowels saying "I gotta go to the bathroom right fucking now! Bluuuuurp!" At which point I wait at least 20 minutes in case I have another blurp, since changing the diaper requires rolling me over on my left side, wipe my ass, let me back down on my back, roll me over on my right side, wipe the part of my ass they missed on the first pass, let me back on my back, then pull the (new) diaper up. I do not want to go through that then have it, say, happen again within a short period.
I feel sick now, thanks.

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