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Re: Whole ass out

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Here's the picture you wanted, a whole ass out, in fact we're seeing two asses:


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And, for your viewing pleasure, an ass' ass:

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What more could you want?
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Re: Whole ass out

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HAHA!!! Good One!

ICJ said no sex stuff here so you went off topic to stay on topic!

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Re: Whole ass out

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So earlier today (well yesterday now) when I went surfing I nearly killed myself because apparently I was wasted or something last time I tied my board leash (shit came undone and I got to swim about 20 yards in strong dangerous deep water to swim-chase my board) lol

But nevertheless, I had a wonderful day being out on the water. Me and all the other dudes in the water all struggled.. while a chick in her early to mid 20s in a thong bikini with her whole flat ass out caught more waves than all of us. Zero hurt feelings and tons of respect to her!

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Re: Whole ass out

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Jizaboz wrote:
Wed Jul 15, 2020 12:18 am
when I went surfing
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Re: Whole ass out

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RealNC wrote:
Wed Jul 15, 2020 2:11 am
Jizaboz wrote:
Wed Jul 15, 2020 12:18 am
when I went surfing
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Really! I'll be 41 next month but my main means of exercise are yard work, skateboarding, and surfing :smile:

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Re: Whole ass out

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Jizaboz wrote:
Wed Jul 15, 2020 12:18 am
I went surfing
You ever see a shark while out on the water?

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Re: Whole ass out

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Billy Mays wrote:
Sun Jul 19, 2020 6:05 pm
Jizaboz wrote:
Wed Jul 15, 2020 12:18 am
I went surfing
You ever see a shark while out on the water?
A few times but nothing large enough to take a chunk out of me. Basically little sandsharks all over. We do have bad attacks though on occasion from fairly large ones. Honestly, I've always been more paranoid of jellyfish than sharks.

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Re: Whole ass out

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Jizaboz wrote:
Sun Jul 19, 2020 8:16 pm
sandsharks all over.
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Fuck that.

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Re: Whole ass out

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Hahahah

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