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Re: AArdvark's Arizona trip thread

Post by AArdvark » Thu Oct 17, 2019 6:55 am

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The hot tub is out back and overlooks the wacky neighbor's goats. I feel there is homemade goat cheese and yogurt and shit being made over there.

And possibly meth...

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Re: AArdvark's Arizona trip thread

Post by AArdvark » Thu Oct 17, 2019 9:34 am

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UFOs on demand....oooooo

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Re: AArdvark's Arizona trip thread

Post by AArdvark » Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:15 pm

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I'm going to pee off the top of that"

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Re: AArdvark's Arizona trip thread

Post by AArdvark » Thu Oct 17, 2019 4:56 pm

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Dinosaur tooth! OoooooOoo!

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Re: AArdvark's Arizona trip thread

Post by AArdvark » Thu Oct 17, 2019 7:01 pm

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Ancient native stone age dwellings, over thousands of years old

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Re: AArdvark's Arizona trip thread

Post by AArdvark » Thu Oct 17, 2019 7:08 pm

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Every picture looks like a damn postcard. It must be the clear air. Its 5000 feet above sea level here and it gives me a slight oxygen deprivation headache. Tomorrow is 8000 feet, better bring a scuba tank.

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Re: AArdvark's Arizona trip thread

Post by bryanb » Thu Oct 17, 2019 7:40 pm

Beautiful photos! I particularly appreciate the shots that actually show some greenery -- Arizona isn't just rock and dirt (apparently). I'm looking forward to experiencing the UFO Tour vicariously.

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Re: AArdvark's Arizona trip thread

Post by AArdvark » Thu Oct 17, 2019 7:48 pm

Oh, I'm not going on the tour, I was just showcasing the fringe stuff going on here. Sedona is all arty and healing. The art scene is incredible, wish I was more into it.

We drove eight miles over a washboard dirt road to get to the injun ruins. Nothing but cactus, red rocks, heat and dust. It was great!

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Re: AArdvark's Arizona trip thread

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Re: AArdvark's Arizona trip thread

Post by AArdvark » Thu Oct 17, 2019 8:17 pm

We took a trolley tour with this guy driving. Very cool dude. Played the flute for us at the tour stops. I bought his CD.

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Re: AArdvark's Arizona trip thread

Post by AArdvark » Thu Oct 17, 2019 8:22 pm

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Church up on the rocks. I forget the real name. There are a zillion churches here, almost as many as Yukon, Oklahoma. They got churches here for stuff I've never heard of before.

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Re: AArdvark's Arizona trip thread

Post by AArdvark » Thu Oct 17, 2019 8:27 pm

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The guy that built this house invented the Lasik vision fixing procedure device thingie. I pay attention to the tour narrative. Not really, I had my head out the back of the trolley like a dog in a pickup truck!

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Re: AArdvark's Arizona trip thread

Post by Jizaboz » Thu Oct 17, 2019 11:24 pm

Man that church is like something out of Phantasy Star

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Re: AArdvark's Arizona trip thread

Post by AArdvark » Fri Oct 18, 2019 6:23 am

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Did I mention that our rental house is on Mockingbird Lane?
Just up the street from the Munsters. Some civil designer has a sense of humor.

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Re: AArdvark's Arizona trip thread

Post by AArdvark » Fri Oct 18, 2019 7:55 am

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Any bears or snakes in here?

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Re: AArdvark's Arizona trip thread

Post by AArdvark » Fri Oct 18, 2019 8:19 am

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A new mountain- top house being built, apparently by construction eagles. How the hell they get up there is beyond me. Hope the owners don't sleepwalk.

This is at sunset

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Re: AArdvark's Arizona trip thread

Post by AArdvark » Fri Oct 18, 2019 1:06 pm

Breathing at 7000 feet is noticeable. Puff puff

Ear canals are the size of beer cans from all the popping.

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Re: AArdvark's Arizona trip thread

Post by AArdvark » Fri Oct 18, 2019 3:15 pm

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Now that's a hole in the ground!

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Re: AArdvark's Arizona trip thread

Post by Flack » Fri Oct 18, 2019 5:31 pm

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Re: AArdvark's Arizona trip thread

Post by Tdarcos » Fri Oct 18, 2019 5:55 pm

The number om that UFO brochure got me suspicious as I had a while ago done the area code maps of Arizona. The brochure has a 513 area code for information or tickets to a tour held in Sedona, Arizona. Area code 513 is in Ohio. Sedona is deep in 928 country. And no, a/c 513 is not the one for Wright-Patterson Air Force Base (the alleged alternate home of UFO artifacts moved out of Area 51), the base is in 937.
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