How we beat the British

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How we beat the British

Post by Tdarcos » Sat Jul 06, 2019 9:02 am

During his speech on July 4, while Donald Trump was using a teleprompter, it failed, so he ended up ad libbing, saying how the members of the Minute Men were organized into the Continental Army, that they did everything, including securing the roads and airports from use by the British.

One wit had it right, "The reason we won the Revolutionary war is that the British had to change planes in Atlanta."
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Re: How we beat the British

Post by AArdvark » Sat Jul 06, 2019 9:42 am

It's more unsettling that our president talks out of his ass without engaging his brain.

The memes are pretty funny though.

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Re: How we beat the British

Post by RealNC » Sat Jul 06, 2019 11:38 am

Tdarcos wrote:
Sat Jul 06, 2019 9:02 am
while Donald Trump was using a teleprompter, it failed
Sure.

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