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I would like to introduce myself

Post by paul » Fri Mar 09, 2018 7:49 pm

My name is Runner, I am a 5-month old gray and white kitten. I'm about 8 inches tall and weigh about 6 pounds. I have interests in running (hence my name), scratching, playing, and I am a serious professional examiner. Any time the printer activates I go immediately to check and make sure it doesn't try to get away.

I specialize in examining paper bags and cardboard boxes.

What are some of my favorite things?

My favorite singer is Cat Stevens, but my favorite song is "Year of the Cat" by Al Stewart.
My favorite movie is "The Man Who Loved Cat Dancing."
My favorite play... I'm kind of split between "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof," which sounds scary, or "Barefoot in the Park."
I'd love to go to the park but that son-of-a-mouse manservant grabs me by the tail and drags me back in every time I try to leave the house. I watch out the windows to see what's happening in the world. I eat two cans of cat food a day plus dry food at night.

I'm really happy most of the time and glad to be able to frolic and play. Usually I'll sleep in the room with the manservant, he's fun to play with. Often I'll sleep in the same bed or on top of him, but he has a nasty habit of chasing me out of bed when he sheds his round legs at night in order to sleep in the same spot.
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Re: I would like to introduce myself

Post by AArdvark » Sat Mar 10, 2018 5:21 pm

Where is your cat box and how often is it changed?

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Re: I would like to introduce myself

Post by Casual Observer » Sat Mar 10, 2018 6:42 pm

As a second to Varks question, are you using clumping litter and scooping regularly?

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Re: I would like to introduce myself

Post by Casual Observer » Sat Mar 10, 2018 6:44 pm

Runner wrote:
Fri Mar 09, 2018 7:49 pm
sheds his round legs at night
also, what the fuck does this mean? Are you molting?

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Re: I would like to introduce myself

Post by Ice Cream Jonsey » Sat Mar 10, 2018 6:49 pm

Let's get some pics!
the dark and gritty...Ice Cream Jonsey!

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Re: I would like to introduce myself

Post by paul » Sun Mar 11, 2018 7:26 am

AArdvark wrote:
Sat Mar 10, 2018 5:21 pm
Where is your cat box and how often is it changed?
Meow!

In the bathroom shower - my manservant bathes using a bucket, his round feet can't get over the edge - and my manservant changes it every day.
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Sat Mar 10, 2018 6:42 pm
As a second to Varks question, are you using clumping litter and scooping regularly?
Yes, it is clumping. When I tinkle or poo he brings out stuck together lumps. I inspect carefully when he is taking material out. Then he pours more grainy stuff out of a bottle back in the box.
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Sat Mar 10, 2018 6:44 pm
Runner wrote:
Fri Mar 09, 2018 7:49 pm
sheds his round legs at night
also, what the fuck does this mean? Are you molting?
Me-ee-yow! No! Not me, my manservant, he walks around the house on four wheels. In the room he stops next to the bed. He likes to play on the computer. Sometimes he'll take a nap in the day or at night. He leaves the bottom half of his body on the floor, when he gets in bed. Then he'll put the part with circular feet back on when he gets out of bed.
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Re: I would like to introduce myself

Post by Ice Cream Jonsey » Sun Mar 11, 2018 1:33 pm

Runner, Paul could walk again if he lost 250 pounds, right?
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