For the long term practicers of monogomy
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For the long term practicers of monogomy
How do you keep your partner happy? This has been my longest relationship, and I have been monogamous throughout. The subject of the 7 year itch came up, and though I'm not dissatisfied, nor is the hubby, I also do think we could probably mix things up a bit.... so spill
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Re: For the long term practicers of monogomy
Invite him to help you do the laundry (if you have a washer at home). Then, after the clothes are in and it's the spin cycle, jump on top with the lid closed and have him do you while your sitting on the corner of the (now shaking) machine. I've heard it can be incredible.loafergirl wrote:How do you keep your partner happy? This has been my longest relationship, and I have been monogamous throughout. The subject of the 7 year itch came up, and though I'm not dissatisfied, nor is the hubby, I also do think we could probably mix things up a bit.... so spill
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Big Laundry regulated the shit out of vibrations years ago! Paul's knowledge on cleanliness is a bit out of date, pal!Jizaboz wrote:Nah, Paul got it.Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:This is a great, new thread from a treasured poster and all I'm seeing out of you people is more problems, and not solutions.
I'm going to start picking users at random and demanding they answer.
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One girl I was cheating with from OKCupid is an artist and made a really imaginative bunch for us... Then I freaked out on her and she realized I'm more fucked up than anyone else she knows.
One girl I was cheating with from OKCupid is an artist and made a really imaginative bunch for us... Then I freaked out on her and she realized I'm more fucked up than anyone else she knows.
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She sought out someone to cheat with via OKCupid, maybe SHE's the most f*cked up person she knows.RetroRomper wrote:Craft a bunch of "sexy" coupons?
One girl I was cheating with from OKCupid is an artist and made a really imaginative bunch for us... Then I freaked out on her and she realized I'm more fucked up than anyone else she knows.
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Well, be it as it may, that could be in order to decrease the posted yearly energy cost for the EPA yellow sticker.Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:Big Laundry regulated the shit out of vibrations years ago! Paul's knowledge on cleanliness is a bit out of date, pal!
That also may be more in spirit than in practice. We have a laundry in the basement. I can hear it every time someone uses the washer, and whenever it's in the spin cycle, it bangs louder and more often than two horny teenagers who have discovered her parents are leaving her alone in the house over a three-day-weekend.
Because our basement is not wheelchair accessible I take my laundry to the laundromat down the street. Wasn't that an Elton John song, "Me and you, rendezvous, at the laundromat at the end of the street"? [1]
Not exactly, the scene in Uncle Buck has him telling the washing machine that he's going to get his load into it no matter what it thinks, and the next-door neighbor who happens to come by, hears him telling off the washer, then thinks he's telling a woman what he's going to do to her. It did not involve anyone riding a washing machine while it was operating, although he might have been fighting the machine.AArdvark wrote:That washing machine bit is from a John Candy movie.
[1] "The Club at the End of the Street"
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It's from The Great Outdoors, starring John Candy.Tdarcos wrote:Not exactly, the scene in Uncle Buck has him telling the washing machine that he's going to get his load into it no matter what it thinks, and the next-door neighbor who happens to come by, hears him telling off the washer, then thinks he's telling a woman what he's going to do to her. It did not involve anyone riding a washing machine while it was operating, although he might have been fighting the machine.AArdvark wrote:That washing machine bit is from a John Candy movie.
John Candy is the protagonist.
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