Here is the Surprise I mentioned
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Here is the Surprise I mentioned
Since Flack was nice enough to send me a carton of Mamba, and he's a member of this BBS, I decided to post the unboxing video here instead of on Caltrops.
As I said in the video, "Thank you, Flack."
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As I said in the video, "Thank you, Flack."
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You can play The Bridgetender's canned response.pinback wrote:That was oddly mesmerizing. And now I kinda want one. I wish you'd eaten one, I don't know what a "Mamba" is. Is it like Starbursts?
I've found them better than Starburst, myself. Big problem is not every store carries them.
The thing is, if you guys hadn't asked for an inventory and a count, i'd never have done the video. And once I started doing it I got ideas. Like making the items stack up automatically. I kept fucking that up by not leaving some items alone for at least a second or two to allow them to be edited, or keep my hands out of the view of the camera.
Otherwise I think it came out pretty good.
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You know exactly what I'm talking about you sick fuck. The man clearly has Down syndrome, and you've been encouraging all of those nasty things I've been saying to him.pinback wrote:What are you talking about?The God's Honest Truth wrote:Jesus Fucking Christ Paul! If I would've known you weren't 100% upstairs, I wouldn't have said all of those mean things to you.
I'm not even exaggerating when I say that it has been nothing but uncontrollable vomiting spurts in between sessions of much deserved self-flagellation since seeing that video.
Jerry Lewis needs to run that video on loop during his next telethon, half the remaining diseases on the planet would get cured the funding would come in so fast.
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I'm not sure what you do for a living, Billy, but I suggest you'd be perfect as one of those state doctors who always says the defendant in a criminal trial pleading insanity is completely sane no matter how nuts he is, unless the doctor is having to defend keeping him in prison, then the guy is crazier than Charles Manson, Jeffrey Dahmer and Hannibal Lecter, combined.Billy Mays wrote:You know exactly what I'm talking about you sick fuck. The man clearly has Down syndrome,
First because you don't like atheism, on the basis of nothing more than their names you declared two very influential and intelligent Youtubers having autism despite never seeing either of them or hearing what they had to say.
Then, because I admit I am one, you proceed to tag me with Downs Syndrome, and because I mentioned Pinback is also one, you start picking on him.
In short, you can quit the comedy act because it ain't working any more. Calling a non-believer in your god a person with a mental disease will not make your god any less a figment of people's imagination.
Besides that, I already told you that the people who think I have problems are restricted to diseases or conditions beginning with the letter "A", like Alzheimers or Autism.
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I believe in God?Tdarcos wrote:First because you don't like atheism, on the basis of nothing more than
are total shit? Come on, the least we can do is agree upon this.Tdarcos wrote:their names
To who?Tdarcos wrote:you declared two very influential
The only scenario where any of these jerk-offs are going to be speaking in front of the UN or at Solvay is when the entire world is literally burning down to the ground, and even then only be to accentuate the "zero fucks given" atmosphere of their giant cocaine and sex orgies.
nope.Tdarcos wrote:and intelligent Youtubers
Tdarcos wrote:having autism
The blame here goes to genetics, not my accusations. Plus, I can freely throw around that word because I more than likely have it.
This is where I call bullshit, you insert these fucking tools into every goddamn conversation on this board.Tdarcos wrote:despite never seeing either of them or hearing what they had to say.
Tdarcos wrote:Then, because I admit I am one, you proceed to tag me with Downs Syndrome,
Ok, here I took it a little too far. The important thing is that I was trying to show you a little compassion for once.
This is not true.Tdarcos wrote:and because I mentioned Pinback is also one, you start picking on him
I am pretty sure the first post I made on this board was one that was viciously attacking pinback, a complete stranger to me even now, for no reason whatsoever.
The other day you asked me to resume my comedy act:Tdarcos wrote:In short, you can quit the comedy act because it ain't working any more.
Tdarcos wrote:Posted: Sat Oct 01, 2016 5:59 pm
So go ahead, maybe I need more practice at being insulted in order to get my skin toughened up again.
I am not sure how I can make this any clearer, I've stated it numerous times here, I don't have a problem with atheists, I don't have a problem with people in the atheism community, my problem is when people in the atheism community post stupid videos and then hound me for not watching them.Tdarcos wrote:Calling a non-believer in your god a person with a mental disease will not make your god any less a figment of people's imagination.
Do you know why I don't watch them? It is because I don't give shit, and they bore me to death. If I don't even watch videos on my crazy beliefs, then why in the fuck would I watch videos on yours?
Do you like tractors? I sure as shit hope not, because from now on I will be responding to all of your atheism videos with tractor videos until I get the slightest inkling that you are deriving even the slightest bit of joy from them, and then I will switch over to something equally mundane.
or Ass Cancer?Tdarcos wrote:Besides that, I already told you that the people who think I have problems are restricted to diseases or conditions beginning with the letter "A", like Alzheimers or Autism
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Haha I did not notice that!pinback wrote:Can I just point out that the length of Tdarcos' Mamba video is 13:37.
There is zero chance that's not intentional.
Also, I agree with Flack on the special effects. Reminds me of Gumby (still one of my favorite shows). All it's missing is some weird "whoop!" sound effects as the candy packages appear.
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