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Woodfire

Post your failed Transformer bot names in this very thread!

Post by Woodfire » Thu Apr 03, 2003 9:04 pm

I am Woodfire! I transform into a wooden crate! And then into a robot! My defining characteristic is being GRUMPY. And I am a Decepticon!!

JointLube

Post by JointLube » Thu Apr 03, 2003 9:05 pm

I am JointLube! I am the backup medical "doctor" Transformer! My defining characteristic is INHERENT RACISM. I am an Autobot!

Decapajet

Post by Decapajet » Thu Apr 03, 2003 9:06 pm

I am Decapajet! I triple change into a 18th century French Guillotine and a fighter jet! My defining characteristic is BITING SARCASM. I am a Decepticon!

Hoodwink

Post by Hoodwink » Thu Apr 03, 2003 9:07 pm

I am Hoodwink! I tranform into the Hood of Jack Straw's Civic! My defining characteristic is that I AM DETATCHABLE. I am an Autobot!

SpyPort

Post by SpyPort » Thu Apr 03, 2003 9:09 pm

I am SpyPort! I tranform into an audio cassette! My defining characteristic is SPEAKING IN IAMBIC PENTAMETER. I am an Autobot!

Scooter

Post by Scooter » Thu Apr 03, 2003 9:11 pm

I am Scooter! I transform into a howitzer! My defining characteristic is BEING A BLATANT NAME RIP OFF OF A GO-BOT, IN CASE YOU MISS THE CONNECTION, THERE'S A GUY RUNNING AROUND THE "TRANSFORMERS ARMADA" COMIC CALLED LEADER-1. LEADER-FUCKING-ONE , THOSE MISERABLE PISS-ON-THE-ASHES-OF-ROME BARBARIAN FUCKS. I am an Autobot!

Buzzscream

Post by Buzzscream » Thu Apr 03, 2003 9:12 pm

I am Buzzscream! I transform into an electric dildo! My defining characteristic is BEING SHOVED INTO A FLESHLING'S FUN HOLE. I am a Decepticon!

Dangeriff

Post by Dangeriff » Thu Apr 03, 2003 9:13 pm

I am Dangeriff! I transform into a fender guitar! My defining characteristic is KLEPTOMANIA. I am an Autobot.

I am Lowerdeck

Post by I am Lowerdeck » Thu Apr 03, 2003 9:16 pm

i am lowerdeck! i transform into a toilet! my defining characteristic is poor capitalization. i am an autobot!

Coldcock

Post by Coldcock » Thu Apr 03, 2003 9:17 pm

I am Coldcock! I transform into an frost-breathing robot rooster! My defining characteristic is INDUCING NEVERENDING SNIGGERING IN TWELVE YEAR OLD BOYS. I am an Autobot!

Mesh

Post by Mesh » Thu Apr 03, 2003 9:19 pm

I am Mesh! I transform right into some kind of rape van, like Ratchet and Ironhide did. My defining feature is having no goddamn head. I am an Autobot.

Jetset

Post by Jetset » Thu Apr 03, 2003 9:20 pm

I am Jetset! I transform into a Ford Model-T! My defining characteristic is HAVING A NAME THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH MY TRANSFORMATION. I am an Autobot!

Cthulutron

Post by Cthulutron » Thu Apr 03, 2003 9:22 pm

I am the being known as Cthulutron. I transform into a horrible, tentacled monstrosity most foul, a seven-headed chromatic dragon, the Charismatic Prince of the Nine Hells, and a Ghetto Break Dancing Pad. My defining characteristic is SPEAKING IN JIVE. I am a Decepticon!

Misogynx

Post by Misogynx » Thu Apr 03, 2003 9:22 pm

I am Misogynx! I transform into a bowl of Miso Soup! My defining characteristic is VIOLENCE AGAINST WOMEN. I am a Decepticon!

Trilobyte

Post by Trilobyte » Thu Apr 03, 2003 9:25 pm

I am Trilobyte! I transform right into a prehistoric trilobyte! My defining characteristic is THAT ELUSIVE THIRD POINT OF ARTICULATION. I am a minibot!!

Rawbot

Post by Rawbot » Thu Apr 03, 2003 9:30 pm

I am Rawbot! I transform into an Boon-Ga Boon-Ga machine! My defining characteristic is SEVERE ANAL CHAFING. I am an Autobot!

Buildingbot

Post by Buildingbot » Thu Apr 03, 2003 9:31 pm

I am the BuildingBot! I transform right into a building! My defining characteristic is that TOM HANKS DOESN'T GET ME. I am an Autobot!

War Machine

Post by War Machine » Thu Apr 03, 2003 9:36 pm

I am War Machine! I transform into a first edition of Tolstoy's War and Peace! My defining characteristic is BEING A MAGNET FOR LAWSUITS FOR MARVEL COMICS. I am a Minicon.

Latinator

Post by Latinator » Thu Apr 03, 2003 9:42 pm

I am Latinator! I triple transform into a low-rider and a lawnmower! My defining characteristic is PERPETUATING NEGATIVE STEREOTYPES ABOUT LATINOS. I am a Decepticon!

Corvella

Post by Corvella » Thu Apr 03, 2003 9:45 pm

:oops: Hi, y'all! I am Corvella! Hee hee! I transform into the cutest li'l pink corvette y'all ever did see! Mah definin' character... whatisit? is INEXPLICABLY POSSESSING BOTH BREASTS AND A SOUTHERN BELLE ACCENT. I am an Autobot, now, y'all!

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