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Post by loafergirl » Thu Jan 30, 2003 8:33 pm

Debaser wrote:
loafergirl wrote:Insomnia: though a decent movie, upon leaving the movie theatre gave the distinc impression that I myself was suffering from insomnia, which I had not been. Though luckuly it was not so bad as the brain sliding our of my ears effect that David Lynch films such as Eraserhead, and Mulholland Dr. give.

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I rather liked Mulholland Drive. It made buggerall sense, but had this pleasant alternation between creepy and fun and back and forth that I found pleasant.
The box, and the stage were the only parts I really liked, oh an ofcorse the lesbian sex, but that was for entirely different reasons. Other than that it just gave me that very dissorientented tweaked out feeling.
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I feel movie inadequit

Post by Worm of the day. » Fri Jan 31, 2003 11:40 pm

I forgot how to spell inadaquit ... or whatever it is.

The last movie I really watched ... in the theater was Spiderman or LOTR so I really have nothing recent to post my movie animadversions (OMG WORD OF THE DAY HAS BEEN USED) on. I haven't rented or even turned on the movie channel in a long time. I've found just that movies lately are no more inspiring than old episodes of the A-Team. Wait the last movie I watched was Young Frankenstien to appease my dad ... I was asleep for abit but I did enjoy it. Could anyone reccomend a decent movie ... hell just a fucking movie that I might enjoy. Remember, I basically dig anything that qualifies near the cleverness of the regular A-team episode.

I'm in the same boat as Jonsey having no friends or girlfriends but I'd still go out to the theatre if something like "Clerks 2: More crap about slackers" came out. That is just how I am.

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Re: I feel movie inadequit

Post by Ice Cream Jonsey » Fri Jan 31, 2003 11:44 pm

Worm of the day. wrote: I'm in the same boat as Jonsey having no friends or girlfriends
Hey! I'm standin' right here ya know!
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Post by j/s/toker » Fri Jan 31, 2003 11:45 pm

Nice italics tags, loser.

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Post by Ice Cream Jonsey » Fri Jan 31, 2003 11:49 pm

:(
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Post by Captain Edina » Sat Feb 01, 2003 1:38 pm

No, listen, I have lots of friends, and girlfriends who aren't 64-year-old Canadian men.

I just prefer Sentinel, is all.

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cool movies

Post by Mig » Mon Feb 03, 2003 4:48 am

Just wanted to add a few to the list.

Run Lola Run
The Princess and the Warrior
(these are both by the same guy)
If you liked Amelie, these are similar in feel

Deadman or Dead Man
by Jim Jarmusch, the guy who did Ghost Dog
with Johnny Depp...guest appearance by Iggy Pop

Good movies.

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Re: cool movies

Post by Debaser » Mon Feb 03, 2003 7:59 pm

Mig wrote:Just wanted to add a few to the list.

Run Lola Run
The Princess and the Warrior
(these are both by the same guy)
If you liked Amelie, these are similar in feel
Been meaning to see RLR forever. Never heard of the other one. Synopsis?
Deadman or Dead Man
by Jim Jarmusch, the guy who did Ghost Dog
with Johnny Depp...guest appearance by Iggy Pop

Good movies.
Okay, I pretty much have to rent this this weekend.

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Re: cool movies

Post by Guest » Tue Feb 04, 2003 2:46 am

Debaser wrote:
Been meaning to see RLR forever. Never heard of the other one. Synopsis?
Princess and the Warrior synopsis (more or less):

Girl (played by the Lola actress) has been working in mental hospital her whole life. Has no other social life, so she's odd...but not pathetic. Has chance encounter with man who saves her life and then runs off. She hunts him down, sure that it's fate that they be together. But he's an ex-army dude with post-relationship-stress-disorder (his previous girlfriend died in a freak accident right after they got finished arguing with each other) and wants nothing to do with her. Unusual, fate-or-chance events ensue, a la Amelie, Run Lola Run and City of Lost Children.

I guess you could say the nurse believes in fate and the army guy doesn't, and the story is about the struggle between the two outlooks. Signs was about that too, eh?

Debaser wrote:
Mig wrote: Dead Man
by Jim Jarmusch, the guy who did Ghost Dog
with Johnny Depp...guest appearance by Iggy Pop
Okay, I pretty much have to rent this this weekend.
If you see it, let me know how you liked it. :)

j/s/toker

Post by j/s/toker » Tue Feb 04, 2003 5:25 pm

Of course, you're not a registered user, so you're almost certainly just some fucking troll or something. All the movies you mentioned are probably gay scat porn.

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Post by Dishbringer » Tue Feb 04, 2003 6:48 pm

:(

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Post by Ice Cream Jonsey » Tue Feb 04, 2003 6:54 pm

j/s/toker wrote:Of course, you're not a registered user, so you're almost certainly just some fucking troll or something. All the movies you mentioned are probably gay scat porn.
Hey, I just noticed. All your posts are abusive and/or condescending. Are you supposed to be the new Ben or something? What gives, 'toker'? And how about a few less subdirectories in your name, you human testicle?
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Post by j/s/toker » Tue Feb 04, 2003 7:13 pm

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:
j/s/toker wrote:Of course, you're not a registered user, so you're almost certainly just some fucking troll or something. All the movies you mentioned are probably gay scat porn.
Hey, I just noticed. All your posts are abusive and/or condescending. Are you supposed to be the new Ben or something? What gives, 'toker'? And how about a few less subdirectories in your name, you human testicle?
What? I like gay scat porn. And fucking trolls, without which this board would consist of approximately exactly four posters. It was a complement. Also, since I'm a woman, you might have more success calling me a "filthy cunt" or something. Jackass.

Oh, and since you apparently can't tell the difference: That was abusive and/or condescending.

That Jacek fag from raif

Post by That Jacek fag from raif » Tue Feb 04, 2003 9:36 pm

j/s/toker wrote:What? I like gay scat porn. And fucking trolls
So when you say... you like fucking trolls... do you mean, you enjoy fucking trolls, in other words?

Islam != gang rape. Have I said enough?

Come to me, darling. Come to me.

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Post by Ice Cream Jonsey » Tue Feb 04, 2003 9:55 pm

j/s/toker wrote:What? I like gay scat porn. And fucking trolls, without which this board would consist of approximately exactly four posters. It was a complement.
I guess I always knew, deep down, that there was someone out there for whom gay porn or scat porn wasn't good enough, but I never expected to really encounter this person. Pornography isn't like a freaking Reese's peanut butter cup, you sociopath. Two great tastes don't always go great together.

Also, since I'm a woman, you might have more success calling me a "filthy cunt" or something. Jackass.
If you're a woman visiting this place, we'd probably have more success speaking badly about all your 40 or 50 cats.

Oh, and since you apparently can't tell the difference: That was abusive and/or condescending.
Can't tell the difference? Honey, I am the difference.
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Post by Worm2 » Wed Feb 05, 2003 7:29 pm

j/s/toker wrote:What? I like gay scat porn.
Awesome! I have been looking for someone who views an excess of scat porn! I was wondering if you can spot fakes. I swear this one site had just a bunch of people rubbing chocolate cake icing on themselves! I can't seem to find the sites though. Damnit, Well if I do find them can I trust on your scat port expertise to determine if these pictures are indeed fake?

j/s/toker

Post by j/s/toker » Wed Feb 05, 2003 8:02 pm

No one will mind if I hit this all in one post, will they? No? Good. I have an appointment with my pedicurist in an hour.
So when you say... you like fucking trolls... do you mean, you enjoy fucking trolls, in other words?

Islam != gang rape. Have I said enough?

Come to me, darling. Come to me
Color me confused. You're a fag, right? Why the interest?
Can't tell the difference? Honey, I am the difference.
What the hell does this even mean? No, I mean seriously, what?

While the rest of your post was standard Robb Sherwin drivel, this tops the asscake that was your insult with a nice little cherry of pure inanity.

I know you have a reputation amongst the rest of this group as being "witty" or "urbane" or what the fuck ever, but here's a word of advice: We are not living in the world of the independant sleeper hit Swingers, and you are not "money". Cobbling together random words and inserting dated slang does not make you some sort of hipster anti-hero.

And, even if this were the independant sleeper hit Swingers, the fact that every piece of so-called art you have ever put out seems to be the direct result of some chick who came home with a new boyfriend while you hid in the bushes outside her apartment until all hours would make you the perfect fit for that film's lead "pathetic loser" roll.

And leave Mr. Fluffikins III out of this next time, he has ringworm you heartless bastard.
Awesome! I have been looking for someone who views an excess of scat porn! I was wondering if you can spot fakes. I swear this one site had just a bunch of people rubbing chocolate cake icing on themselves! I can't seem to find the sites though. Damnit, Well if I do find them can I trust on your scat port expertise to determine if these pictures are indeed fake?
I can spot a fake from a mile away, sweetness. Chocolate icing, brown paint, and week-old gravy all lack the proper consistency, and in a photo of any quality, it is easy to tell the difference. But, please, only gay (male-male or lesbian, I do not care) scat porn. I find hetersexual sex icky.

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Post by Ice Cream Jonsey » Wed Feb 05, 2003 9:32 pm

j/s/toker wrote:
Can't tell the difference? Honey, I am the difference.
What the hell does this even mean? No, I mean seriously, what?
EASY THERE, f/u/toker. I see you scratching and clawing your oversized, hominoid paws at the monolith of my patter, hoping -- somewhere in your pea-sized brain that is struggling to claim every spare oddly angled nook and cranny in that slope-browed forehead of yours -- that I get with the banana dispensement. Hush, hush, darling... it will all be much, much better soon.

While the rest of your post was standard Robb Sherwin drivel, this tops the asscake that was your insult with a nice little cherry of pure inanity.
I think you might be a little calmer if you in fact got your own cherry taken care of. I understand that on some of these cold, lonely, winter nights Mr Higglesworth Squickens III, Esq, Bsc -- or whatever you're calling the louse-riddled lump of fur that hasn't managed to escape the lifesize Diorama of Human Suffering you call "home" -- is the only one who is there to truly satisfy you, but he's just a cat, baby, now isn't he?

Aces!!

We are not living in the world of the independant sleeper hit Swingers, and you are not "money".
I'll put this to a poll later, but the reality that the lot of us happen to live in around here *is* the one where the 1996 independent film written by Jon Favreau and directed by Doug Liman was created and released to theatres. Either that sounded a whole lot better in your head than it did on my screen or you are really some sort of time-dilated homeless person who has wandered out of her own dimension and into this one. It's like you're Ensign Ro in that one episode of Star Trek where everyone loses their memory, but instead of being scarred across the face like Ro was, you are instead hideously scarred on the inside. Oh, and also, Ro would have to be homeless. But anyway.

It's unfortunate, but there is no loitering in Jolt Country, stinky.

I can spot a fake from a mile away, sweetness. Chocolate icing, brown paint, and week-old gravy all lack the proper consistency, and in a photo of any quality, it is easy to tell the difference. But, please, only gay (male-male or lesbian, I do not care) scat porn. I find hetersexual sex icky.
On the other hand, it looks like you are going to find true love in the next few posts with either Jacek or Worm2 (tell me, General Zod, WHICH WORLD WILL WE BE LIVING IN???!) and who am I to put limits on love? One of you three needs to make with the "A/S/L," though, or otherwise Lex will just type it.
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Post by That Jacek fag from raif » Thu Feb 06, 2003 10:09 am

j/s/toker wrote:
So when you say... you like fucking trolls... do you mean, you enjoy fucking trolls, in other words?

Islam != gang rape. Have I said enough?

Come to me, darling. Come to me
Color me confused. You're a fag, right? Why the interest?
Look, you are so contemptible that you are hardly worth my attention. You needn't apologize. After all, Magnus hasn't apologized for... ... that thing that he did that I never really explained that caused me to be totally obsessed with him.

I LOVE HIM! I CANNOT HAVE HIM! IT IS NOT RIGHT!

Are we going to do it, missus toker, or not?

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Post by Worm » Thu Feb 06, 2003 2:28 pm

I don't see how wanting to ID fake scat porn is wrong. Your posts just make so little sense.
Good point Bobby!

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