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Post by pinback » Tue Sep 26, 2006 4:09 pm

LYFUCKGINSANDER
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Post by Worm » Tue Sep 26, 2006 4:17 pm

Lysand-fucker.
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Post by Roody_Yogurt » Tue Sep 26, 2006 5:18 pm

Jack Straw.

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Post by Ice Cream Jonsey » Wed Sep 27, 2006 8:50 am

Milker's character has perished out in the snow.

I will be running the next test as soon as I get a chance to perform it. This afternoon, I suspect.
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Post by Ice Cream Jonsey » Wed Sep 27, 2006 9:06 am

To confirm: Lysander is the next to be tested, right? Someone step in and correct me if I added up incorrectly.
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Post by pinback » Wed Sep 27, 2006 9:11 am

YES. TEST THAT FUCKING BLIND THE THING.
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Post by Lysander » Wed Sep 27, 2006 4:55 pm

"Sit the fuck down, motherfucker!" Pinback screams, spittle flying from his chin.

"Relax," Rooty comforted, "This won't hurt a bit."

"YOu dont' have to lie to me," Lysander muttered bitterly from where he sat pinned to the chair by restraints somebody found in Vitriola's closet. "You already did this to me once before. Morons."

Lysander's eyes blazed defiantly from where he sat--well, sort of. Well, they didn't blaze, so much as glimmer faintly. The things approached him, things with human faces, some of them real, some not, all twisted up with that rictus of hate for the thing they all thought he was. Except for the real Things, who he knew were laughing at him. Laughing at him and the rest of the humans and their inability to find them as they slowly turned more people to their side, one by one. The razor was produced, the finger cut. This fucking hurt, fuck that bastard Blasque for being a lying dipshit. Probably a thing too. If not now then tomorrow. "Aaagh! Shitfuck! Not AGAIIN!"

Deaf to his whining, Worm lit the blood.

Nothing.

Lysander, his face a grimace of pain, raised his middle finger at all of you, and bled on Draal's glasses.
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Post by Lysander » Wed Sep 27, 2006 5:04 pm

What the fuck? I wanted to write present tense the entire time but didn't because I thought I'd written the first one in past. Well, shit. Forget it, it's too much work to edit all that.
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Post by Draal » Wed Sep 27, 2006 5:16 pm

Draal wipes a cloth across the glasses, wondering if Lysander is type O.

"Well..." his head twitching to the left, the white of his eyes following "Well..." continuing to smear the blood across the glasses.

"You've given into the whims of a maniac" Pinback waves his knee at everyone, seemingly engrossed in a bowl of chips and hot sauce. "You've retested the only blind person here" then hands the glasses back to Lysander. Sunglasses at night, sunglasses at night... (be bop).

"Are all of you ready to die?" Smirks at the assembled crowd and closes his eyes, smiling to the death.

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Post by pinback » Wed Sep 27, 2006 5:36 pm

Lysander can't test himself. What the fuck is this?

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Post by Ice Cream Jonsey » Wed Sep 27, 2006 7:01 pm

Lysander is human. As he said. Thank you, Lysander!
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Post by Ice Cream Jonsey » Wed Sep 27, 2006 7:01 pm

Things, please, pick again.
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Post by pinback » Wed Sep 27, 2006 7:03 pm

Lysander could have at least drawn some pic....tures......
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Post by Ice Cream Jonsey » Wed Sep 27, 2006 7:06 pm

You really are an asshole. I'll give you money for your hot sauce, but you should instead make JERK SAUblahblahblah
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Post by bruce » Wed Sep 27, 2006 7:25 pm

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:You really are an asshole. I'll give you money for your hot sauce, but you should instead make JERK SAUblahblahblah
I'm sure he'll make a little jerk sauce into the bottle just for you, ICJ.

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Post by Jack Straw » Wed Sep 27, 2006 7:27 pm

aren't you dead?

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Post by Lysander » Wed Sep 27, 2006 7:37 pm

Waitasec. Aren't we starting a new day? Wasn't testing Draal the first test of the day and I was teh second? Anyways I'm still voting CCG.
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Post by bruce » Wed Sep 27, 2006 7:42 pm

Jack Straw wrote:aren't you dead?
Yes. It was my UNDEAD THE THINGLY BALLS talking about Jerk Sauce.

Obviously.

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Post by ChainGangGuy » Wed Sep 27, 2006 7:48 pm

Help Sysop! I need clarification as to whether or not we're on a new day or not. It's time to finally open my mind and heart to the the Draalstistics, as I have no clue as to how many the things are left.

This all was alot more fun when pictures were included. It really brought the whole BBS together. Like a family.

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