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Post by Lysander » Mon Jan 03, 2005 11:34 pm

But it barely hit China or India, which are basically the internationally-agreed fucking capitals of the world. But GG on wiping out the cheap child labor trade. ...Along with the cheap child labor, but, you know, nature isn't exactly known for precision work.
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Post by Lysander » Mon Jan 03, 2005 11:35 pm

Oh, and: seven hours, smartass.
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Post by Lysander » Mon Jan 03, 2005 11:39 pm

kNuCklEs teH klown wrote:I don't do well or understand words like "pathos".
KnucKlEs tEh cloWn wrote:I have trouble understanding six letter words.
Christ. Buy, rent, or *steal* yourself a fucking reading comprihention above that of a sixth grader, you fucking unreadable shitwad.
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Post by Knuckles the CLown » Mon Jan 03, 2005 11:44 pm

Can you ask Robb to ban me again? I have pictures of him at E3 groping Sonic's crotch so he won't, lest his internet reputation take a tumble.
the last group complained, quite tellingly They said, "Why don't you have a spoon that just says 'Earth?' It would save time

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Post by Lysander » Mon Jan 03, 2005 11:45 pm

Great rejoinder there, budd. Just outstanding.
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Post by Knuckles the CLown » Mon Jan 03, 2005 11:45 pm

comprehension I assume. I looked "THAT" up on the internet!!!!
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Post by Knuckles the CLown » Mon Jan 03, 2005 11:46 pm

My poor thread is going to moved to the Troll room!!!
the last group complained, quite tellingly They said, "Why don't you have a spoon that just says 'Earth?' It would save time

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Post by Lysander » Mon Jan 03, 2005 11:47 pm

You really had to look hard for that i/e transposition, didn't you?
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Post by Lysander » Mon Jan 03, 2005 11:48 pm

Hey, at least that way the forum doesn't feel left out. When's the last time it got any content that was actually worth reading?
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Post by Knuckles the CLown » Mon Jan 03, 2005 11:49 pm

transpostion and rejoinder. Add two more to the list!
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Post by Knuckles the CLown » Mon Jan 03, 2005 11:50 pm

The doctor realized what a horrible transpostion he made separating the twins, so he performed a rejoinder.
the last group complained, quite tellingly They said, "Why don't you have a spoon that just says 'Earth?' It would save time

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Post by Lysander » Mon Jan 03, 2005 11:55 pm

Can you read? Seriously, this was fun, and it still is, but I'm starting to wonder if you actually possess the cognative functions to even read the letters I type up for you on the computer screen. (Yes, that's coming from the guy who can't himself, harr harr, stfukplzkthxkby.)
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Post by Knuckles the CLown » Mon Jan 03, 2005 11:56 pm

the last group complained, quite tellingly They said, "Why don't you have a spoon that just says 'Earth?' It would save time

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Post by Lysander » Tue Jan 04, 2005 12:02 am

...

Linking the blind guy to a jpeg?

That's low, man. That's reeeeeeeally fucking low.
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Post by Knuckles the CLown » Tue Jan 04, 2005 12:06 am

Well you were using words that I might as well be blind for. Sorry, it was picture of the Hulk from an issue where he thought he had a friend but didn't. How the hell do you read these posts if you are blind??
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Post by Lysander » Tue Jan 04, 2005 12:10 am

http://www.freedomscientific.com/fs_pro ... e_jaws.asp

You know, you're only the umteenth person to ask me that.
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Post by Knuckles the CLown » Tue Jan 04, 2005 12:12 am

Well I'll be damned, I want one of those just so I can hear my own posts!!
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Post by Lysander » Tue Jan 04, 2005 12:12 am

Sure, got $1200 handy?
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Post by Knuckles the CLown » Tue Jan 04, 2005 12:13 am

Of course not, but I bet my internet friend Robb Sherwin can get it for free. Just like my copy of baseball he never sent me.
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Post by Lysander » Tue Jan 04, 2005 12:16 am

No, my friend. *I* can get this shit for free. You cannot. RoB cannot. Dayna... well, probably could by sleeping with the product developers. Actually, that just totally derailed my train of thought, there, so I'm just going to end this post here, but the point is that I can because I am special so, like, there or something.
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