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Post by Lysander » Fri Aug 22, 2003 7:35 am

I don't know you people.
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Post by Mohotna Gandi » Fri Aug 22, 2003 7:36 am

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Post by Ice Cream Jonsey » Fri Aug 22, 2003 8:12 am

GUys, everyone hide! I hear that the <strike>Christian Science Monitor</strike> Human Decency Monitor is going to re-register and he may just come to this thread!
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Vitriola

Post by Vitriola » Fri Aug 22, 2003 12:47 pm

Al Capone? Where the fuck did I get Al Capone? 13 fucking hours later after writing my last message here I wake up, sit bolt upright in bed in the middle of the night, and think, Al Capone? Don't you mean Son of Sam, you pop-culture illiterate fucktard?

That's the LAST time I post here sober, you better believe it.

So, um, Violet, hey, Baby.

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Post by Ice Cream Jonsey » Fri Aug 22, 2003 1:13 pm

Lex wrote:He pissed on the tables!
What?

Seriously. What the hell are you talking about here?
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Post by Ice Cream Jonsey » Fri Aug 22, 2003 1:19 pm

Vitriola wrote:Rape IS fun, I think we can all agree, but I kinda wanted her consent first, since, like Al Capone, a rape charge might lead the police to who exactly it was that racked up all those parking tickets in California.
Vitriola wrote:Al Capone? Where the fuck did I get Al Capone? 13 fucking hours later after writing my last message here I wake up, sit bolt upright in bed in the middle of the night, and think, Al Capone? Don't you mean Son of Sam, you pop-culture illiterate fucktard?
The Son of Sam got hit with his parking ticket fines after he got picked up for a rape charge? I thought the Son of Sam shot John Lennon?

(Well, actually, I think that Stephen King shot John Lennon but that's neither here nor there.)

Please explain. Please help. I have gone from understanding 95% of the posts on this BBS to about 42% lately. And that's before the ones that Lex posts.
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Vitriola

Post by Vitriola » Fri Aug 22, 2003 1:38 pm

Yeah, notice how that happened after I start posting more? I blame the fact that English is my 9th language.

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Post by Ice Cream Jonsey » Fri Aug 22, 2003 2:02 pm

Vitriola wrote:Yeah, notice how that happened after I start posting more? I blame the fact that English is my 9th language.
Did I do this bit before? I did in ICQ though. It's a rerun for you, but much like Futurama during the NFL season, it may be fresh for everyone else.

I blame the fact that English is my 9th language.
Vitriola's Languages:

1. French
2. Spanish
3. Portuguese
4. Sign
5. Elven (Tolkien)
6. Elven (Tolkien-inspired fan fic)
7. Midget (more of a cant, really)
8. Pain / Violence (much of the syntax is the same)
9. English (w/ throaty Saratoga Springs add-on pack)


And just for fun, here are some others:

Jonsey's Languages

1. English (w/ nasal Rochester expansion pack & speaking speed accelerator)
2. Hugo, Inform, Assembly, C, Perl, Lisp, SKILL, C++, Fortran, Rembo (haw haw comp00t4r languages hohohoho)
3. The following French phrases: 'Au revoir, mon choo choo,' 'Cherchez la femme.'


Bruce's Languages
1. Elven
2. Elven
3. Elven
4. Elven
5. Subtlety. No, I am only kidding.


Roody's Languages
1. English
2. Russian
3. Krzgystihann
4. Grysphtihian
5. Chechyanian
6. Kareoke Croon


Pinback's Languages
1. Rhyme / Funk / Sarcasm
2. German. Not many people know that, but it's an interesting story th--
3. Hate, Violence, Bile, ... OK, this bit is starting to play itself out. Try the salmon, everyone!
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