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Post by pinback » Mon Jun 30, 2003 9:24 am

Absolutely not.
I ain't even interested.
Exit only, freaks.

Ice Box Pie

Post by Ice Box Pie » Mon Jun 30, 2003 9:52 am

Anal is quite nice
So Ben Parrish, please leave no
Orifice unchecked

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Post by pinback » Mon Jun 30, 2003 10:01 am

Men who like anal?
They have a name for those folks:
Homosexuals.

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Post by bruce » Mon Jun 30, 2003 12:55 pm

pinback wrote:Men who like anal?
They have a name for those folks:
Homosexuals.
I'm comfortable with
My sexuality. Share
A room in Vegas?

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Post by bruce » Mon Jun 30, 2003 3:44 pm

Digital pictures?
At last, <i>worthwhile content</i> for
Pinback's Web Central.

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Post by loafergirl » Sun Jul 06, 2003 8:12 pm

pinback wrote:
Violet wrote: What was it you ask?
Was it classic comedy?
Patheticlly not.
Learn how to spell, bitch.
Or at the very least, type.
I hate this planet.
Leave Violet alone
Or I will find where you live
dick head bitch bastard
1, 2, 5!
3 sir...
3!

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Post by loafergirl » Sun Jul 06, 2003 8:20 pm

The Orgasms


Holy orgasm
Oh god oh god oh jesus
oh god oh god oh

posotive climax
oh yes oh yes oh yes YES
yes yes yes yes yes

negative climax
oh no oh no oh nono
no no no no no

a faked orgasm
oh pinback oh pinback oh
oh pinback oh oh

=)
1, 2, 5!
3 sir...
3!

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Post by Worm » Sun Jul 06, 2003 8:50 pm

Very informative
When a girl calls you by your nick
You know you're lousy
Good point Bobby!

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Post by pinback » Mon Jul 07, 2003 10:21 am

Worm wrote:Very informative
When a girl calls you by your nick
You know you're lousy
Hey Worm, Haiku much?
Do you not know the format,
Or you just can't count?

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Post by Ice Cream Jonsey » Mon Jul 07, 2003 10:31 am

Six-eight-five? Jesus.
Leave it to Worm for failure.
But I like him still.
the dark and gritty...Ice Cream Jonsey!

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Post by loafergirl » Mon Jul 07, 2003 6:16 pm

I can only hope
that jonsey doesn't mean it
in that special way
1, 2, 5!
3 sir...
3!

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Post by Debaser » Mon Jul 07, 2003 6:21 pm

Oh-me-oh-my-oh
Hot homo innuendo
Time for Monkey<sup>2</sup>?

...

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Post by bruce » Mon Jul 07, 2003 7:07 pm

Ah, MONKEY MONKEY.
There's one primate I <i>don't</i> miss.
Sure as my name's BRUEC.

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Post by Ice Cream Jonsey » Mon Jul 07, 2003 7:34 pm

loafergirl wrote:I can only hope
that jonsey doesn't mean it
in that special way
="Debaser"]
Oh-me-oh-my-oh
Hot homo innuendo
Time for Monkey2?
Easy there, you lot!
William Tell shoows arrows
Not as straight as me.

You don't believe me?
I'll skull-fuck the both of you.
Er, wait! Not De-BANNED!
the dark and gritty...Ice Cream Jonsey!

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Post by pinback » Tue Jul 08, 2003 10:48 pm

Ben was taught something:
Be careful what you wish for,
You just might get it.

DJ Oink

Post by DJ Oink » Tue Jul 08, 2003 10:52 pm

That is OK Ben
Come to PWC.
Talk about book, cat.

=OINKOINK=

BLUE

Post by BLUE » Wed Jul 09, 2003 5:42 am

Men who like anal?
They have a name for those folks:
Homosexuals.
Hey Straw look at this:
The general consensus
is that your a fag!

Oh and by the way
he did this with my best friend
I don't like anal

According to him
he had to fuck her that way
her pussy's too loose

Love hurts so damn much
I was faithful for four years
now I am bitter

I carried your child
while suffering your abuse
and saved you from jail

why are you a slut?
we could have had a threesome
you selfish liar!

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Post by bruce » Wed Jul 09, 2003 8:37 am

BLUE wrote: Love hurts so damn much
I was faithful for four years
now I am bitter

I carried your child
while suffering your abuse
and saved you from jail

why are you a slut?
we could have had a threesome
you selfish liar!
Wow, you are bitter.
You need sexual healing.
So: allow me, please.

Bruce

BLUE

Post by BLUE » Wed Jul 09, 2003 9:04 am

Bruce needs attention
So I won't ignore the man
BRUCE YOUR A HORN DOG!

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Post by bruce » Wed Jul 09, 2003 9:13 am

BLUE wrote:Bruce needs attention
So I won't ignore the man
BRUCE YOUR A HORN DOG!
Thank you, my dear Blue.
Concern: appreciated.
So, how about it?

Bruce

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