Poon Haiku

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Violet
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Post by Violet » Fri Jun 20, 2003 8:23 pm

ICJ wrote:Sweeties? Oy vey! Eeeeek!
At least I hit on Violet.
You make things creepy
Hitting on Violet?
Well the chances are better
for Rob than for Ben.
The End

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Post by bruce » Fri Jun 20, 2003 9:21 pm

Violet wrote:
ICJ wrote:Sweeties? Oy vey! Eeeeek!
At least I hit on Violet.
You make things creepy
Hitting on Violet?
Well the chances are better
for Rob than for Ben.
Hey, Violet baby.
How's the proverbial chance
For your ol' pal Bruce?

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Post by Debaser » Fri Jun 20, 2003 11:00 pm

So Ben will strike out
For Robb - a girl too far from Fort
And Paul? Yeah, whiskey.

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Post by Worm » Sat Jun 21, 2003 1:48 am

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:
Violet wrote:sorry to say this
tragedy will fall on Ben
no poon tang for you
Oh, Violet, Violet.
Oh, Violet, Violet, Violet.
Violet, Violet... ahhhhhhhhhh.....
What could of would of
should of been posted under
The Lecherous Stare's name.
Good point Bobby!

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Post by Ice Cream Jonsey » Sat Jun 21, 2003 2:30 am

Violet wrote:
ICJ wrote: Hitting on Violet?
Well the chances are better
for Rob than for Ben.
In Ben's case at least
His name is spelled correctly.
My missing "B" cries!
the dark and gritty...Ice Cream Jonsey!

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Post by Violet » Sat Jun 21, 2003 6:00 am

well so far so good
my evil plan is working
i made his b cry

and as for the rest
don't think you're off of my list
you will all cry next
The End

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Post by bruce » Sat Jun 21, 2003 6:49 am

Violet wrote:well so far so good
my evil plan is working
i made his b cry

and as for the rest
don't think you're off of my list
you will all cry next
My glistening choad
Will soon weep big bleachy tears.
It can hardly wait.

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Post by Ice Cream Jonsey » Sat Jun 21, 2003 7:01 am

bruce wrote: My glistening choad
Will soon weep big bleachy tears.
It can hardly wait.
Jesus Fucking Christ!
"Big bleachy tears?" My God, man!
Sweet Christ, Bruce! Gya-aah!!!!
the dark and gritty...Ice Cream Jonsey!

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Post by bruce » Sat Jun 21, 2003 11:56 am

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:
bruce wrote: My glistening choad
Will soon weep big bleachy tears.
It can hardly wait.
Jesus Fucking Christ!
"Big bleachy tears?" My God, man!
Sweet Christ, Bruce! Gya-aah!!!!
alt.tasteless award
"In The Ambulance": Fiction
1994

Bruce

Fidel Castro

Post by Fidel Castro » Sat Jun 21, 2003 4:48 pm

Those cunts at station
El Zol 95.7
fooled me, Motherfuckers!

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Post by bruce » Sat Jun 21, 2003 6:21 pm

Fidel Castro wrote:Those cunts at station
El Zol 95.7
fooled me, Motherfuckers!
Poor Fidel Castro,
Coulda been a contender.
Why'd you turn down Giants?

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Post by pinback » Mon Jun 23, 2003 3:44 pm

Violet wrote: Hitting on Violet?
Well the chances are better
for Rob than for Ben.
By the way, Violet,
The last line of your haiku:
Why the fuck is that?

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Post by pinback » Mon Jun 23, 2003 3:46 pm

Things were going well.
Now they're not going so well.
Thanks again, Jesus.

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Post by pinback » Mon Jun 23, 2003 3:48 pm

bruce wrote: Poor Fidel Castro,
Coulda been a contender.
Why'd you turn down Giants?
This urban legend?
It's a "Giant" load of crap.
Go to snopes.com.

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Post by Violet » Mon Jun 23, 2003 6:07 pm

pinback wrote:By the way, Violet,
The last line of your haiku:
Why the fuck is that?
What was it you ask?
Was it classic comedy?
Patheticlly not.
The End

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Post by pinback » Mon Jun 23, 2003 6:31 pm

Violet wrote: What was it you ask?
Was it classic comedy?
Patheticlly not.
Learn how to spell, bitch.
Or at the very least, type.
I hate this planet.

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Post by Violet » Mon Jun 23, 2003 6:57 pm

I spell check always.
It did not catch that one, jerk.
::Shaking fist at you::

Calling me a bitch!
and who do you think you are?
Wash your mouth with soap.
The End

Christopher Pike

Post by Christopher Pike » Mon Jun 23, 2003 7:01 pm

yes no yes yes yes
yes no no no no no no
no no no no no

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Post by pinback » Mon Jun 23, 2003 7:21 pm

Hahahahaha.
That's the funniest one yet.
I love you, Chris Pike.

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Post by bruce » Mon Jun 23, 2003 9:28 pm

pinback wrote:
bruce wrote: Poor Fidel Castro,
Coulda been a contender.
Why'd you turn down Giants?
This urban legend?
It's a "Giant" load of crap.
Go to snopes.com.
Fuck you, too, Parrish.
Destroying my fantasy
You should be ashamed.

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