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loafergirl
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Post by loafergirl » Thu Jul 10, 2003 10:05 am

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:
loafergirl wrote:I can only hope
that jonsey doesn't mean it
in that special way
="Debaser"]
Oh-me-oh-my-oh
Hot homo innuendo
Time for Monkey2?
Easy there, you lot!
William Tell shoows arrows
Not as straight as me.

You don't believe me?
I'll skull-fuck the both of you.
Er, wait! Not De-BANNED!
Such extreme threats Robb,
Must be feeling insecure
I don't doubt you're straight

Though the frosted hair
may have thrown some people off
the strip club was proof

but now a question
syllabals in Robb, 1?,2?
double confusion
Last edited by loafergirl on Fri Jul 11, 2003 11:44 am, edited 1 time in total.
1, 2, 5!
3 sir...
3!

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Post by pinback » Thu Jul 10, 2003 10:12 am

loafergirl wrote: but now a question
syllabals in Robb, 1?,2?
double b confusion
Wait, five-seven-SIX?
What kind of haiku is that?
Life makes sense no more.

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Post by loafergirl » Fri Jul 11, 2003 11:45 am

now it is better
are you happy now damn it?
I have sadly failed
1, 2, 5!
3 sir...
3!

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Post by Worm » Fri Jul 11, 2003 12:00 pm

At least I do not
feel alone in the realm of
fucking up haikus.
Good point Bobby!

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