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Post by pinback » Fri Jun 20, 2003 9:34 am

Tee-hee, come with us!
But good luck getting any!
You fucking bitches.

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Post by Ice Cream Jonsey » Fri Jun 20, 2003 10:32 am

What?

Wow. What a bunch of cock-teases.
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Post by pinback » Fri Jun 20, 2003 10:45 am

Not total loss yet,
But things have cooled off a lot,
As the time grows near.

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Post by bruce » Fri Jun 20, 2003 11:22 am

pinback wrote:Not total loss yet,
But things have cooled off a lot,
As the time grows near.
Don't let them pull that!
Doin' it for the Gipper,
Sink Six In The Pink

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Post by pinback » Fri Jun 20, 2003 11:25 am

bruce wrote: Don't let them pull that!
Doin' it for the Gipper,
Sink Six In The Pink
Not sure what you mean.
Does "six" refer to dick length?
What about the rest?

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Post by bruce » Fri Jun 20, 2003 11:27 am

pinback wrote:
bruce wrote: Don't let them pull that!
Doin' it for the Gipper,
Sink Six In The Pink
Not sure what you mean.
Does "six" refer to dick length?
What about the rest?
I was quoting Greg.
Or maybe it was Jonsey.
"Seventeen" won't scan.

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Post by pinback » Fri Jun 20, 2003 11:32 am

Hilarious thread!
At last, some entertainment.
Don't ruin it, Robb.

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Post by Ice Cream Jonsey » Fri Jun 20, 2003 11:47 am

Ah, six in the pink.

A Dr. McCoy image.

I will locate it....
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Post by pinback » Fri Jun 20, 2003 11:56 am

Comedy death, huh?
Yes, I remember its name...

It's: Ice Cream Jonsey!

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Post by Ice Cream Jonsey » Fri Jun 20, 2003 12:13 pm

pinback wrote:Comedy death, huh?
Yes, I remember its name...

It's: Ice Cream Jonsey!
What the fuck, dipshit?
Five-seven-five! COUNT THE WORDS.
I did not fuck up.

You willl pay IN SPADES.
I'll get you for this, Pinback.
Humilate <i>me?</i>
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Post by Violet » Fri Jun 20, 2003 12:16 pm

sorry to say this
tragedy will fall on Ben
no poon tang for you
The End

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Post by SERIAL RAPIST » Fri Jun 20, 2003 12:16 pm

Guys, no need to fight
Anger ain't the answer; Signed:
SERIAL RAPIST

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Post by Pretty Pretty Princess » Fri Jun 20, 2003 12:19 pm

so says my father:
poetry's for fags, only
it bleeds when I pee

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Post by Ice Cream Jonsey » Fri Jun 20, 2003 12:21 pm

Violet wrote:sorry to say this
tragedy will fall on Ben
no poon tang for you
Oh, Violet, Violet.
Oh, Violet, Violet, Violet.
Violet, Violet... ahhhhhhhhhh.....
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Post by pinback » Fri Jun 20, 2003 12:23 pm

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote: What the fuck, dipshit?
Five-seven-five! COUNT THE WORDS.
I did not fuck up.
Technically flawless,
Your haikus lack but one thing:
Something humorous.
You willl pay IN SPADES.
I'll get you for this, Pinback.
Humilate <i>me?</i>
Worst Sysop Ever.
(Oh, and by the way: that word?
Try "humiliate".)

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Post by pinback » Fri Jun 20, 2003 12:39 pm

I am often asked:
"You're kidding with Jonsey, right?"
Absolutely not.

He disrespects me.
Way too many ways to count.
To forgive, as well.

This is Jonsey's site.
I fully realize that.
Don't patronize me.

But don't kid yourselves:
*I* am keeping it running...
Just by being here.

I demand respect.
He fails to come through with it.
And so, I bite back.

He can sleep at night.
But I have no idea how.
What with all that guilt.

Well, wake up, sweeties.
'cause if he keeps this shit up...
It's all going down.

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Post by Ice Cream Jonsey » Fri Jun 20, 2003 12:53 pm

pinback wrote:I am often asked:
"You're kidding with Jonsey, right?"
Absolutely not.
No-one asks you shit.
Don't play to the crowd, dickhead.
They will not buy it.

He disrespects me.
Way too many ways to count.
To forgive, as well.
Yeah, but I like pie.
What do I like about pie?
It's flaky: like you.

This is Jonsey's site.
I fully realize that.
Don't patronize me.
Never, ever, heh.
Though it's mine, you add "magic."
Just go ask Freddie.

But don't kid yourselves:
*I* am keeping it running...
Just by being here.
Remarkable, sir.
The gnat hath a vicious bite.
I do disagree.

I demand respect.
He fails to come through with it.
And so, I bite back.
You think you do, true.
But like a dog you fall short.
All bark and no bite.

He can sleep at night.
But I have no idea how.
What with all that guilt.
Oh, I'll tell you how.
I just turn my head and snore.
Turn my head... and snore.

Well, wake up, sweeties.
'cause if he keeps this shit up...
It's all going down.
Sweeties? Oy vey! Eeeeek!
At least I hit on Violet.
You make things creepy.

My work is finished.
I hate haikus, anyway.
Dr. Seuss, instead?
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Post by GAYBOT » Fri Jun 20, 2003 12:58 pm

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...Sweeties? Oy vey! Eeeeek!
...At least I hit on Violet.
...You make things creepy. 
JONSEY MY SWEETY
NO NEED POONTANG ANYWAY
METAL LOVE FOR YOU

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Post by bruce » Fri Jun 20, 2003 1:56 pm

Cheer up Benjamin
If the girls won't give it up
There's ben's cat frodo.

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Post by Al-Muntaqim » Fri Jun 20, 2003 2:15 pm

HELLO BENJARMIN
I BET YOU THOUGHT I HAD DIED
OF THE HUNDRED NAMES

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