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So... you're all out tonight?

Post by Ben » Fri Jun 28, 2002 9:50 pm

You're all out? Out having a good time?

Hey, that's great.

I think it's one of the great things in life, to go out on a Friday night and have a good time with your fr-- with your friends.

Good times, huh!! That's what it's all about.

Hell yeah.

Okay.

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Post by loafergirl » Fri Jun 28, 2002 10:31 pm

Friday night is roleplay night. So in other words I pretend to be someone else on Friday night, like most everyone else, just in a different light.

=)

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Post by Ice Cream Jonsey » Sat Jun 29, 2002 5:00 am

They threw a party at work, at a field across from a cemetery, at 3:00pm today.

In my never-ending quest to play as much hookey as possible, I skipped it and drove home.

I thought I would take a slight nap when I arrived. I ended up sleeping from 4:00pm until 2:30am.

A guy then came to the house and presented me with a big sign that said "CONGRATULATIONS YOU HAVE RUINED YOUR WEEKEND" and a soda pop.


(I drank the soda pop.)
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Post by Ben » Thu Jul 04, 2002 8:07 pm

Hey! Fourth of July! Time to go out and celebrate with all your buds! Is that what you're all up to? Out and celebrating with your buds? Having a great time?

Hey, that is excellent. I mean, that's great. That's why you work the rest of your life, for the opportunity to be out with the buds havin' rip-roarin', ribald, tawdry adventures. Let us know how it went, huh?

Yeah, that's... that's really great.

Party! Wooo!

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Post by digital depression » Thu Jul 04, 2002 8:21 pm

Not I, kind sir.

I remember, so many moons ago, when I looked forward to these kinds of things. "Holidays," I think they are supposed to be called.

I received a knock on the door early that July fourth. It was the local police department. A mad slasher had slit the throat of my beloved. He had placed her head in the crisper and it was only noticed because her room-mate had fancied a few carrots as a light snack after waking up.

My love was torn from me, and I do believe that they never caught the tatterdemalion responsible for my pain and my lost. Independence Day? I believe I became independent myself, but oh so against mine own will.


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Post by Chloe » Fri Jul 05, 2002 8:01 pm

Well, I'm still here. But I don't know for how long. That's as much assurance as the doctors can give me. But I have some good news. I'm no longer afraid of dying.

But I am in a pretty lonely place right now. No one will have sex with me. I'm so close to the end and all I want is to get laid for the last time.

I have pornographic magazines and amyl nitrate...

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Post by Ice Cream Jonsey » Fri Jul 05, 2002 9:11 pm

I presume this isn't "the" Chloe. That it is not fills me with a sadness. A sadness I'm not quite ready to come to grips with. But regardless, welcome. Welcome indeed.



Vacation Day #2:

Still not in Vegas whooping it up. Instead, I got up and had "batting practice" with my brother and the guy who is playing "Pang" in the upcoming game of mine. I was batting .667 before our previous game. I went 0-3 in our previous game. That's enough for me to decide to get some hitting work done. So we went down to the park today.

I wanted to get my stroke back and work on hitting to opposite field. Well, I am now able to ground out weakly to second base. Previously, I couldn't hit it towards second (I'm really aiming for right field) at ALL. So progress has been made. Oh, and in doing so I lost my pop going my natural way. And I tore probably three square inches of skin off my hands due to the reps, grew incredibly frustrated, went on a cursing binge and threw the bat down in digust and left practice a failure. I don't see how I ever got a hit previously, nor do I see how I will ever get a hit again.

So all I can do is hope to drive the ball straight at the pitcher and hope it brains him. Game on Thursday, and that's my battle plan. Wish me luck!!!!! HAND!! HTH!!!! Boy, Vegas would have been better than this crushing failure! At least you get free oxygen there!!
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Post by Ice Cream Jonsey » Fri Jul 05, 2002 9:21 pm

I forgot the best part!!!!

Afterwards, the "Pang" kid goes to a Mexican place and orders something that looks like a pie, but with nachos and sour cream and black olives and so forth. SO I called it a "Mexican Slider Pie." And sure enough while I went to take a nap he was at his house with my brother and Sailer and the sludge slid right out of him. Haw!
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Post by One-Note Charlie » Fri Jul 05, 2002 9:23 pm

Slider Pie? I hardly even know 'er!

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!! ! ! ! !! ! ! !

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Post by Ben » Sat Jul 06, 2002 11:13 pm

Saturday night.

"Party night", as it's sometimes called. The one night every week you wait for so you absolutely *have to* go out and let loose in an uncontained expression of human freedom, fun, and perhaps a little lasciviousness (if all goes well!)

Yes, Saturday night. The essence of life. The world beckons you to let it embrace you within its endless grasp on Saturday night.

Yes sir.

Hm.

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Post by Ice Cream Jonsey » Sun Jul 07, 2002 12:17 am

Yeah, so... didja go out, then?
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Post by Ben » Sun Jul 07, 2002 12:33 am

Actually, I chose (after a delightful visit with my grandparents) to "kick it in the crib" this particular Saturday.

There was a certain computer game that needed tending to, you see. I won't bore you with a whole description of the game, but let's just say that it rhymes with: "Goreplaft Spree!"

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Post by bruce » Sun Jul 07, 2002 11:30 am

Chloe wrote:Well, I'm still here. But I don't know for how long. That's as much assurance as the doctors can give me. But I have some good news. I'm no longer afraid of dying.

But I am in a pretty lonely place right now. No one will have sex with me. I'm so close to the end and all I want is to get laid for the last time.

I have pornographic magazines and amyl nitrate...
See, this I don't understand. I mean, if you're terminally ill (and, look, my apologies if I'm treading on some sensitive Jolt Country backstory here, and that Chloe is both not trolling and not someone who, despite her (?) post, really wants to look for the upside of a death sentence; but hey, I'm an asshole, I slung it with the best back in the Old Days before alt.tasteless sucked and Usenet went to hell. So, uh, if you get offended, you're welcome to blow me. Line forms to the left.) it seems like that'd be the *best* time to indulge in all that risky--indeed nearly suicidal--sex you never dared to before; I mean, I'm talking quintuple-anal gang-bangs with chancre-ridden Hatian junkies kind of risky. As to the "no one will have sex with me" thing, from the other side, shit, here's a relationship that *can't* have any long term strings attached, right? Isn't that what guys claim to want? I mean, here you have not just guaranteed nookie for a while, but then a sob story to help you bag the *next* one who comes along, right? Imagine three months later: "I had a girlfriend, but...<choke>...she died...<sniff>...." "Aww, poor baby. Let me comfort you with dark chocolate, good Scotch, and blowjobs." (Disclaimer: I've never tried this and it probably doesn't work that well.)

And hey, if no one subscribes to that philosophy and therefore no one will satisfy your bestial desires for free, what are you saving up for? Retirement? I mean, shit, give me $50, some poppers, and a bottle of cheap Orcish gin, and there's not much I'm not up for, myself.

Oh shit. Did I say that out loud?

Bruce

Chloe

Post by Chloe » Sun Jul 07, 2002 12:34 pm

Jesus Christ, haven't any of you people seen Fight Club? I'm CHLOE!!! (I just don't know for how long!!!)

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Post by Ice Cream Jonsey » Sun Jul 07, 2002 4:24 pm

Chloe wrote:Jesus Christ, haven't any of you people seen Fight Club? I'm CHLOE!!! (I just don't know for how long!!!)
Of all the characters in Fight Club, we end up having Chloe here? Who was Chloe anyway? I take it somebody from the group-help scene at the beginning. But I can't find any additional information on her.
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Post by Chloe » Mon Jul 08, 2002 2:47 pm

How can you not remember me? I HAVE PORNOGRAPHIC MAGAZINES AND AMYL NITRATE, fer chrissakes!!!

Also, I have a do-rag covering my head because the chemo has taken hold!

Also, I am now dead!

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Post by loafergirl » Tue Jul 09, 2002 8:34 am

So what's your power animal?
1, 2, 5!
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3!

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Re: So... you're all out tonight?

Post by Casual Observer » Fri Aug 10, 2018 3:44 pm



I read news all the time but this article is right out of the classic airport scene in Fight Club. I had no idea that it was remotely true that dildos can be flagged as bombs.

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Re: So... you're all out tonight?

Post by pinback » Fri Aug 10, 2018 3:52 pm

Wow, that's the greatest necro in the history of BBSes.
Above all else... We shall go on... And continue!

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Re: So... you're all out tonight?

Post by pinback » Fri Aug 10, 2018 3:58 pm

Also, I would like to point out that this thread was me whining about how I was spending these nights alone at home, and sixteen years later, spending a night alone at home has become an unreachable nirvana that I dare not even dream about.
Above all else... We shall go on... And continue!

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